1. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

2. The aftertaste of the word "life" for decades has caused my brain to twitch and my spinal cord to spasm. Still missing the point.

3. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

4. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

5. He is just a basin of water, poured into your pile of rice. After a few years, the clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice. It is not useless. , and can also be used to feed pigs.

6. Tieling is still several stops away from the United States!

7. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death will make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

8. People are not smart, so they still learn from others. Bald.

9. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear.

10. When I woke up, it was dark.

11. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

12. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have a boyfriend. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend...

13. I was with my friends. Looking up at the stars, we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

14. The trees become quieter but the wind does not stop, the more I fall in love but he is not here.

15. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

16. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

17. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

18. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

19. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

20. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark...