Even if life is just a tragedy, I will make a top-grade blue and white porcelain tragedy.
China is like a big coffee table with 65.438+300 million cups on it.
4. What am I to you? You are my tragedy. Ah, so I'm just a tragedy? So I can hold you in my palm.
Life is like a coffee table, we never know what the next cup of ginseng will taste.
6. There is such a person who specializes in taking other people's cups for tea.
7, ginseng must be soaked in a cup to taste.
8. A man is a clay cup, and he can stand the baking of the flame before he can have a woman made of water.
9. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because there are cups and washing, but my friends are used to me holding cups every day. I was given a set of tableware with cups in it.
1 1. Today, I forgot to bring my exercise book to school. What a tragedy.
12. Why are there so many tragedies in our lives?
13, don't cling to the pot, the pot is just a tragedy.
14, bad breath doesn't need to wash dishes at most, and it can be hung directly without a cup.
15, people always feel that they have too many tragedies, but God is a part-time salesman.
16. When I had a washing tool, I found that I had no teeth.
17, life is a bowl full of cows: less is a tragedy; Too many. It's full of tableware.
18, a miserable life, a tragedy of life. Many times I am atoning for myself and fighting for everything, but I am still addicted to it and can't talk, so my life is doomed to be miserable.
19, we died in silence and became stationery; It broke out in silence and became a torch.
20. We want to be smart and protect ourselves, all of which have become masks. We want to be a blockbuster, and it has become a Beijing opera.
2 1, can't get together again, hold hands and look at each other with tears, and become a pantomime. Life is one's own tragedy and others' eye washing (comedy).
22, raise a glass to see the cup, the cup has tea, raise a glass to choke tea.
23. After more dining tables, I opened a tea restaurant, with all kinds of cups, coffee tables, tableware and dining tables. I am a tea restaurant.
24. Life is like chamber pot. No matter how beautiful you wake up, you have to face this tragedy.
25. Ginseng is soaked in cups and washing utensils in turn.
26, life is like a coffee table, filled with cups; Life, like a teacup, is a tragedy in itself; Life is more like tea, which is soaked in tragedy after all.
27. Life is like a coffee table, with all kinds of cups on it, and floating bitter tea is in the cups. Life is full of cups, drinking water, filling water, selling in supermarkets and freezing in refrigerators.
28. Why are there so many tragedies in our lives?
29. Life is Taobao. If you buy washing tools, he will definitely send you a cup and send it by TMD express.
30. The best tragedy of the year.
3 1, accidentally broke the cup, but I didn't expect to make it into tableware after recycling.
Classic quotations of tragedy
Life is like a tragedy, most of which are made by China.
Even if life is just a tragedy, I will make a top-grade blue and white porcelain tragedy.
China is like a big coffee table with 65.438+300 million cups on it.
4. What am I to you? You are my tragedy. Ah, so I'm just a tragedy? So I can hold you in my palm.
Life is like a coffee table, we never know what the next cup of ginseng will taste.
6. There is such a person who specializes in taking other people's cups for tea.
7, ginseng must be soaked in a cup to taste.
8. A man is a clay cup, and he can stand the baking of the flame before he can have a woman made of water.
9. Brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, because there are both cups and washing utensils.
10, take the cup with you every day and put it in your pocket. Take it out to play when you are free, and soak it when you are thirsty. Sometimes I will share it with my friends and tell them that I have made many kinds of tea with it. My friends say that my cup is very practical and provides them with a lot of experience. Suddenly one day, I hate my cup, and all my friends have heard its story. I gritted my teeth and broke the cup, suddenly feeling relaxed. However, my friend is used to giving me a cup of tea every day. As a result, he gave me a set of tableware with a cup of tea in it.
1 1. Today, I forgot to bring my exercise book to school. What a tragedy.
12. Why are there so many tragedies in our lives?
13, don't cling to the pot, the pot is just a tragedy.
14, bad breath doesn't need to wash dishes at most, and it can be hung directly without a cup.
15, people always feel that they have too many tragedies, but God is a part-time salesman.
16. When I had washing utensils, I found that I had no teeth.
17, life is a bowl full of cows: less is a tragedy; Too many. It's full of tableware.
18, a miserable life, a tragedy of life. Many times I am atoning for myself and fighting for everything, but I am still addicted to it and can't talk, so my life is doomed to be miserable.
19, we died in silence and became stationery; It broke out in silence and became a torch.
20. We want to be smart and protect ourselves, all of which have become masks. We want to be a blockbuster, and it has become a Beijing opera.
2 1, can't get together again, hold hands and look at each other with tears, and become a pantomime. Life is one's own tragedy and others' eye washing (comedy).
22, raise a glass to see the cup, the cup has tea, raise a glass to choke tea.
23. After more dining tables, I opened a tea restaurant, with all kinds of cups, coffee tables, tableware and dining tables. I am a tea restaurant.
24. Life is like chamber pot. No matter how beautiful you wake up, you have to face this tragedy.
25. Ginseng is soaked in cups and washing utensils in turn.
26, life is like a coffee table, filled with cups; Life, like a teacup, is a tragedy in itself; Life is more like tea, which is soaked in tragedy after all.
27. Life is like a coffee table, with all kinds of cups on it, and floating bitter tea is in the cups. Life is full of cups, drinking water, filling water, selling in supermarkets and freezing in refrigerators.
28. Why are there so many tragedies in our lives?
29. Life is Taobao. If you buy washing tools, he will definitely send you a cup and send it by TMD express.
30. The best tragedy of the year.
3 1, accidentally broke the cup, but I didn't expect to make it into tableware after recycling.
A sad and funny sentence.
1, life is like a coffee table with cups on it. When we think we have jumped out of a tragedy, we have actually fallen into another tragedy. If you find that you are not caught in another tragedy ... Congratulations ... you fell off the coffee table.
2. Life is Taobao. If you buy washing tools, he will definitely send you a cup and send it by TMD express.
3, don't cling to the pot, the pot is just a tragedy.
4, no washing utensils at most bad breath, no cups hanging directly.
I told God that I was thirsty, so God gave me many cups.
6. People always feel that they have too many tragedies, but God is a part-time salesman.
7. When I had a washing tool, I found that I had no teeth.
8, life is full of a bowl of cattle, less, it is a tragedy; There are too many, all of which are tableware. ...
Life is a tragedy.
10, my life is like a coffee table, full of tragedies.
1 1, life is like a coffee table with cups on it; Life, like a teacup, is a tragedy in itself; Life is more like tea, and it will eventually be soaked in tragedy.
12, life is like a tooth jar. You can treat it as a tragedy or as a washing tool.
13, life is like a coffee table, full of tragedies. When you try to jump out of a tragedy, you find yourself jumping into a tableware (tragedy)
14, life is like a transparent tragedy. We know that we are in it, and occasionally we fall in love with another tragedy at first sight, but we can't get out.
15, women are made of water. In order to cater to them, men are doomed to become tragedies.
16, life can only be tasted if it is immersed in tragedy.
17, Life is a coffee table filled with cups. This is a tragedy in itself. We don't need to add tea. We thought we didn't have a tea set with others.
18, (gap), as a result, everyone said that tableware was needed now (tragedy). We perished in silence and became stationery; It broke out in silence and became a torch. We want to protect ourselves and become masks. We want to be a blockbuster and become a Beijing opera. Never get together again, holding hands and looking at each other with tears, has become a pantomime. Life is a tragedy to oneself, and washing dishes (comedy) to others.
Interesting sentences about tragic events
1. I had a group meeting at school today and suddenly sneezed unexpectedly. I looked up and found that my nose was soaring on the back of the girl in front. The girl didn't notice, so she secretly wanted to help her erase it. As soon as I put my hand up, the girl next to me found it and shouted, "Why are you wiping someone's nose?" ! "
2. Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and stuff it into the slot with a crash.
3. I had a whim and used my photo as my computer desktop ... and then my computer was poisoned. ...
4. Batch homework, see students do geometry problems without drawing, and casually annotate: no picture, no truth.
5. My girlfriend wants to check the phone bill, and sends a text message to 10086: How much is my phone bill left?
6. Yesterday at Wal-Mart, I suddenly had a stomachache and wanted to rush into the bathroom. As soon as I squatted down, it started to explode. As a result, the child next door burst into tears. Her mother asked her what was wrong, and she said, it stinks. ...
7. When I returned to the dormitory at noon, I saw coke in the cup and drank it all at once. I was depressed after drinking it. It turns out that the buddy in the dormitory ate jiaozi and bought a bag of vinegar. There was nowhere to pour, so he put it in my cup.
8. Teachers like to devote themselves to this topic. One day, the teacher said, "My base radius is 20cm, and my height is 50cm, so I …" Someone replied, "I'm a fool …"
9. After a day in physical education class, I was so hungry that I went to a restaurant to eat. There were so many people, it was too crowded and messy, so I shouted to my aunt who was cooking, "Hurry up!" " Aunt shouted to the cook inside, "Come into the house quickly! Beggars and other dirty ... "
10. My husband took me to work in the morning and left. Then I suddenly received his text message: "I just sent that bitch away, and I'll find you right away, dear."
1 1. When I lived in a high school, a classmate came home and asked him to bring me something, so he sent me a text message: burn me some clothes and money.
12. Dating my girlfriend, I saw someone in front who looked like my girlfriend, so I went up and patted her ass. She slapped me as soon as she turned her head. Then someone patted me on the shoulder ... my girlfriend slapped me as soon as I turned my head.
13. I farted on the bus and waved when I saw people around me waving. The lady next to me turned to me and said, "Don't pretend."
14. One night at 4 o'clock in the middle of the night, a friend called and said, "Well, I just saw a missed call from you on my mobile phone last year, so I called to ask you what you wanted."
15. The students traveled and climbed to the top of the mountain. A girl stood on the top of the mountain very excitedly and shouted, "motherland, my mother!" " "Then a boy who secretly loves this girl shouted excitedly:" Motherland, my mother-in-law! " "
16. My house was rented to a Japanese guest. One day, a guest called me and said in poor Chinese, "Chen Jun, the natural gas at home is running out. Can you help me add it? " Since the guests seldom bother me with anything, I especially hope that the house will not inconvenience him, so I asked, "Kurokawa Jun, are you dead now?" When the words came out, I felt something was wrong. Fortunately, it was the Japanese who didn't understand the "essence" of Chinese, and actually replied: "I haven't expired yet, and I think I will die within three days!"