Stephen Chow: Hong Kong film artist, director, actor, and creator. He pioneered the "nonsensical" performance style, and his famous quotes and actions were imitated by movie fans. Let's recall his classic lines in the movies he has acted in!

Who said that about me? Cross-eyed? I just focused my attention on one point to change my previous view of things, why? I'm no longer good at spreading rumors. Do you want to take my seat?

Is Zixia an exclamation mark or a period in your mind? Is your head full of question marks?

I can’t stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, we are all gods, please stop sexually harassing me, okay?

In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him, but now that there is Zixia Fairy, he may be a little taller than me. It’s just because you are a burden that he will be a little taller than me!

(Wukong wants to eat me. It’s just an idea. It has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don’t you wait until he eats me? According to the evidence, it’s not too late to convict him!)

(Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad, it’s heavy at the front, wide at the left and narrow at the right. He felt very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he couldn’t sleep all night. , it will hurt me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of the diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite craftsmanship. The price is fair and you are honest. Let me recommend you to customize one! )

Wow! Brother, you put on this makeup and say you are Sun Wukong? Could you please show some professionalism? You see, those hairs are all split, and it looks like there are two rice cakes on the head. It costs a lot of money to go out and make a living! What are you looking at? Your makeup is disgusting! I said the same thing when you were angry with me!

In fact, I am a prankster who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, and improves the connotation of young people. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is JingKoo!

Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible. With his heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the love saint of the neighborhood and the soul of the Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him - Egg Tower Prince

Is this true? ! What you said cannot be ignored! good! I am Tang Bohu, the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry!

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My true identity is a research monk.

Do you think I can’t find you if I hide? It's no use! An outstanding man like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark no matter where he is. Your melancholy eyes, faint chirping, miraculous knife skills, and cup of DryMartine all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is such a wonderful thing, there are rules in the industry. No matter what, you have to pay for last night's overnight stay. Don't you need to pay if you ask a woman?

It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and bring peace to the people, and it is also my personal interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the road once a week, and I do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.

Good deeds have good causes, and evil deeds have bad retributions. The laws of nature are cyclical and fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. My admiration for the emperor, It's like the endless flow of the river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control

The name of his martial arts is called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. The Bodhisattva shakes his head in fear, and splits the golden light with thunder and lightning palms! With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

But this way, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. If you are an emotionally defective person, even if you It is useless to have him forever.

Crying) Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die. Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you have been affectionate and righteous to me, and you are sincere and sincere. But now I haven't even given you a full meal. I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!

Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years, and we have been teaching and raising you as if we were our own flesh and blood. I never expected that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person a gift!

"A Comic to the End of the World" Xingchi sang: "Your dad is pregnant~~~~~ Congratulations!"

"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" Xingchi: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to make you angry tonight?"

"Curry Chili"

(1) Bai Anni: How often does your police come to raid? Xingchi: Oh~~ basically every month, with an average of once every 28 days.

(2) The foreign girl beat Xingchi to the ground and rode on Xingchi. Xingchi pulled out a gun and shouted at her: "Two guns are pointed at you now. Do you want me to shoot?" Which one? "

"The Deer and the Cauldron" Wei Xiaobao: Hey~~~where are you shrinking? Wei Xiaobao: Damn, I almost got hit by him with a stick!

Wei Xiaobao: So yours is also that big? I thought I was the only one who had it. Wei Xiaobao: If you're done with rape, don't kill him.

"Shenlong Cult" Wei Xiaobao: Is it okay to pay gambling debts with flesh? Princess Jianning asked Wei Xiaobao to play turtle.

Wei Xiaobao: Now I’m sending you off to get married, pretending to be a turtle. Take it and use it. (Gives Jianning a banana) Longer: After last night, I realized that you have so many strengths.

Wei Xiaobao: I only have one strong point in my body.

Su Qier, played by Stephen Chow (this character later became a beggar, but was originally a son of a wealthy family) is fighting with someone, and his general father (Ng Man-tat) arrives with his bodyguards.

Ng Man-tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I'm bullying others!"

Ng Man-tat: "Then does his family have money and status? That's enough. Not qualified enough for you to bully me?”…

Stephen Chow: “Dad, I want to go to Beijing to take the martial arts championship exam.” Wu Mengda (excitedly): “Son! Our Su Chahar family is waiting for you. I have been waiting for this for 20 years!

Stephen Chow: "Wrong, I am doing this for a woman. "

Wu Mengda: "Okay! Die for a girl, die for a girl, take the exam for a top scholar! hero! May I ask whose girl it is? ”

Stephen Chow: “Miss Rushuang from Yihongyuan. Wu Mengda: "Ah?" ! prostitute? ! ! Stephen Chow: "What's wrong?" ”

Ng Man-tat: “You dare to love what others don’t dare to love, and your taste is unique. Dad, I admire you!” ”