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For classic funny messages, it is best to take animals as the protagonist. thank you
0.0 130? 1. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world has the Great Wall.

When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

5. I will help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

6. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

7. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

8. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

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