Current location - Quotes Website - Famous sayings - Weird and funny sayings
Weird and funny sayings

Humiliation itself is not a gift, but fighting back against the bullied one is a gift.

There is no gravity-free flight.

The way to avoid causing trouble for others is to solve the trouble in your own hands.

In fact, everyone has a wild horse of desire in his heart. You can let it go free, or you can keep it in captivity and tame it. But don’t pretend it doesn’t exist and reject it. Each of us should live a vibrant life freely and proudly.

Don’t cry, friendship will always be there. You are standing here, just competing. You have to know that life is 10,000 times more cruel than this game.

Love, if exposed, is a scam, if not exposed, it is faith.

You want me to cut down all the forests for your tree, but you don’t want to believe that you are the one I carefully selected in the vast forest. You want me to drain all the oceans for this drop of water from you, but you refuse to believe that you are the one I have a soft spot for among the three thousand weak waters.

To love someone is to be as low as dust. Not to mention a drug-detection dog, I am willing to be a paramecium.

When I dream back at midnight, the person on my pillow is not my sweetheart, but my sweetheart is already the person in my dream.

Marriage is my freedom to give up my freedom to give you peace of mind. I will accompany you till the end of your life and stay with you for the rest of your life. Weird and Funny Quotes

The most painful thing for people is not that I love you and you don’t love me, but that I love you and you love someone else, someone else that I acted out.

In the process of loving you, some people become stronger and wiser selves, and thus become Buddhas with just one thought, while some people become more wretched and unbearable selves, becoming demons with just one thought. In the process of love, whether it is a Buddha or a demon, I have gone through hundreds of calamities and hardships you have given me, and finally found me.

There is a me in the world, and there is a you in the world. We broke each other, added water, added mud and put them together to reshape me and reshape you. From now on, you are in the mud. With me, I have you in the mud.

What is love? It is romance. What is romance? It is not just love that goes on and on without knowing where it started, it is love that goes on and on without knowing when.

I have met some people who have a lot of love experience, and they often make me feel that there is a devastated battlefield hidden behind them. I feel like I have walked through many holes blasted by landmines, and I want to cultivate on them. Bring out a rose. It's not that I don't think those memories are precious, I just don't want my memories to be mixed with such tragic memories.

The classic quotations from "Qi Pa Shuo" on dealing with people:

Discrimination is not only about always saying bad things to you, discrimination is also often about dividing you and me. I would rather keep my parents in the dark about so-called happiness than let them be exposed in the wilderness, standing in front of me and fighting against thousands of ferocious beasts.

When the other person brings up a topic that you don’t want to take up at all, don’t resist in a hurry, but gently connect the topic that the other person is passionate about to a very life-oriented direction.

The life of a dung beetle is: looking up at the stars and lowering his head to roll dung.

If the means are not strong enough, the body must be soft.

You are not the Queen of England, so there is no need to alarm everyone when you leave.

If someone scolds you, you will scold him. This is called a quarrel. When someone compliments you, you respond with a compliment. This is called social interaction.

Human society has been constantly striving for fair things. Once we choose to keep it secret, mankind will end up being unfair.

As long as it doesn’t hurt others, no shortcut is worth criticizing.

Kindness is very precious, but kindness does not have teeth, that is weakness.

Love, if exposed, is a scam; if not exposed, it is faith.

You want me to cut down all the forests for your tree, but you don’t want to believe that you are the one I carefully selected in the vast forest. You want me to drain all the oceans for this drop of water from you, but you refuse to believe that you are the one I have a soft spot for among the three thousand weak waters.

To love someone is to be as low as dust. Not to mention a drug-detection dog, I am willing to be a paramecium.