1. The beautiful rivers and mountains are in order, and all the people are the masters.

2. The sky and the earth are wide in the belly, and there are often boats to ferry people.

3. We are all descendants of the Yellow Emperor, descendants of the Chinese ethnic group. We were born at that time, and we were burdened with war and could not expel the Japanese invaders from China. How could we be human beings? We vow to lead the entire Red Army, unite with friendly forces, and go to the front line today to fight the Japanese invaders to the death. It is our bounden duty to restore our rivers and mountains, protect our nation, and protect our country.

4. Fashion is not a dialogue between designers and customers, but a dialogue between liars and fools.

5. What can really force a woman to become someone else’s wife is not her parents, but her age.

6. Why are marriage proposals always conducted in dim light? Because in addition to needing to deceive the other party, you also need to deceive yourself.

7. What every man and woman remembers the most and misses the most is the first love that died young because it did not continue.

8. There is no reason to get married, but you will understand many reasons afterwards.

9. "I can't believe I married you." A man must say this twice in his life. The first time was on the wedding night, the man said with joy; the second time was after thirty years of marriage, the man said with emotion.

10. Men always ask women to answer questions they don’t know; women always ask men questions they don’t want to answer.

11. A rich man can have one job and several women; a poor man can have several jobs but only one woman.

12. A woman spends her whole life trying to find someone she loves, and at the same time, she also wants to prevent other women from finding him.

13. For women, cosmetics are confidence; for men, they are illusions.

14. Marrying a historian is a woman’s tragedy, because he will try to dig out all your unknown past.

15. It is not terrible that your wife runs away from home. What is terrible is that she will come back.

16. Men hate those who try to abduct their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

17. A man is willing to fight for love, only to find that marriage will kill him.

18. Marrying an archaeologist is a woman’s happiness, because the older you are, the more interested he is.

19. There are so many things worth loving about your wife that your husband can’t even think of them.

20. The purpose of having children: to create a loyal audience for each other to accuse each other.

21. Men and women will make mistakes, but women will make the mistake look like the fault of the man next to them.

22. The reason why the mother-in-law made various choices when choosing her son-in-law was not only to find a home for her daughter, but also to find a place for herself.

23. Marriage means not caring what your husband thinks, only caring about what your wife says.

24. A rich husband has a loud voice, while a poor husband has a loud voice.

25. People are unwilling to be lonely, so they get married, and then they are willing to be lonely.

26. When they are in love, men and women compete to see who can cheat better; after marriage, they compete to see who can cheat longer.

27. Why are most senior managers over fifty years old? Because they have gained enough experience in married life.

28. Every man hopes to have a woman in a TV commercial, but they don’t expect that once they don’t like her, they can’t turn off their phone at any time.

29. The reason why God has been unable to modify a woman is because she has too many problems.

30. Couples get to know each other better with every quarrel; when they understand each other well enough, they stop quarreling and choose to break up.