Ipartment's funny lines and jokes.</p><p>People who like "ipartment" are mostly attracted by the lines in it, and there are many classic and funny lines that people can't stop. The following is what I

Ipartment's funny lines and jokes.

People who like "ipartment" are mostly attracted by the lines in it, and there are many classic and funny lines that people can't stop. The following is what I

Ipartment's funny lines and jokes.

People who like "ipartment" are mostly attracted by the lines in it, and there are many classic and funny lines that people can't stop. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you will like it.

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1. It's a good thing it's not red wine or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined!

2. You are still beautiful. If you look like that, your goal is to scare someone to death, right?

How can I put it? Your appearance is relatively low-key Seeing your face can exercise my courage.

I drew a coffin, and you were lying in it with her. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

6. Do you think, why didn't she choose someone else, but she brought back Epad? Fairy: It's sold out because of love madness.

7. I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars for anything.

8. I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... and then his whole brain was washed away.

9. Beating people does not advocate hitting the face and hurting self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

10. Don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip it and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad ...

1 1. Write a poem, but it's full of nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, the estrogen finally stimulated by girls instantly turned into cholesterol.

12. Why don't I flip a coin to help you calculate a six-pointed star? Heads, you are fixed by her, tails, she is fixed by you. If the coin stands on the ground, you can escape. How's it going?

13. A new generation of urban women got halls, kitchens, wooden horses, fences, cars, houses, mistresses and hooligans!

14. I think it is completely unreliable. China's winning the men's soccer World Cup is almost as outrageous as yours. You are a fool! The world is big, but you lack that heart.

15. Ceng Xiaoxian, you'd better throw away your broken mobile phone. The camera is worse than an onion. Lv Ziqiao, you play Brother Sharp, Hu Zha, and you play Chen Meijia. I really want a sip of salty soda. ...

16. When you are lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, you can cut it, you can cut it with a small knife, and you can vent yourself and shout loudly, "I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!" "

17. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but also a Tang priest; It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda; People with tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but people who are willing to be Yue Fei. It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

18. Murphy's theorem: Nothing is as simple as it seems. Everything will take longer than you expected. Things that can go wrong are always wrong. If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

19. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

20. I ran to you desperately, imagining that you would be moved by my persistence! Even though we are separated from the whole world, as long as we get closer every day, one day I will hold your hand! But all this is an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't come to your side, because you are still standing in the same place!

2 1. The six artifacts that interest men are: the enchanting eyes of leopard-print short skirts * * * steel boots. Only one person meets this requirement, and that is the Monkey King. The five artifacts that interest women are: high face value, domineering, and a sense of security can protect you from being unfaithful. The only thing that meets this requirement is the Tibetan mastiff.

22. People are cheap for a lifetime, but pigs are cheap for a knife. You waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Iron sword, don't learn silver sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can reach the realm of the unity of man and sword-swordsman!

23. If someone bullies you, just tell me, and I will definitely make his neck move; Visceral connection; IQ arrears; My head is shaking; Color screen small face; The ears are twisted; Having a straight nose; Make the sound into a ringtone; The front teeth are turned over; Leg 90%; Hands are not in the service area; Life is closed.

24. Imagine the picture. Wan Yu has no veil, and you have no ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy in front of a locked studio. There is a guy picking a lock in the background, but you may not be able to see it clearly, because it is dark around, and the lighting engineer has no lights, but he can call for gas, but even so, it doesn't matter. There was no photographer taking pictures at all.

Only the rich can call it a house. Do you call it a house? You call it my humble abode; Only the rich can call it melancholy. Do you call it melancholy? You call it depression; Only the rich can call it energy saving. Do you think this is energy saving? You call it stingy; Only the rich can call it fullness. Do you call it plump? You call it a clown; Only the rich can call it a trip. Do you call it a trip? You call it wandering; Only rich people can be called single. Do you think that's single? You call it a bachelor.

26. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

27. Say it out loud without electricity.

28. When birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods.

29. Believe it or not, I will rip your mouth off.

30. I'm heartbroken. How to connect?

3 1. Your head and * * * are upside down again.

Careful selection

1. Nobody can fool me, Hu Yifei.

It's me who smokes, not cigars.

It doesn't hurt to pull an egg every day.

Your head and * * * are upside down again.

I know a dozen different ways to die.

6. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.