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funny composition sentences in senior three

1. We are a group of people born after 8s and 9s. We are stable after 8s and rebellious after 9s.

2. I suddenly think of my mother, gentle and careful, and I have never seen her angry with playing cards.

3. It's hard to be a man, it's hard to be a good person, and it's even harder to be a good person who is neither male nor female.

4. My parents taught me to make love when I was very young.

5. If you see something that is dangerous to human beings, do you still think it is a thing?

6. The most touching thing is that a policewoman breast-fed the people in the disaster area one by one, while her children ate cream.

7. In order to celebrate Children's Day on June 1st, didn't the Plastic Prohibition Order be promulgated on this day?

8. In the earth, no matter what it is, it is our relatives.

9. When a disabled person can't climb up, we should give him a push.

1. The laudatory name of "the beauty of thousands of lakes" in Hubei has disappeared in recent years, because people discharge all kinds of water into it at will.

11. When all the gods no longer opened their eyes, those retribution came silently.

12. Not long ago, a major earthquake occurred in Sichuan-a magnitude 512 earthquake!

13. When the shoelaces are loosened, I will bow my head and tie my belt with a smile.

14. Although I am only .5 years younger than her, I am my brother and she is my sister.

15. People are not ignorant of right and wrong, because people are a wonderful thing.

16. Life has given us a pair of ordinary hands, and we will make it great.

17. After the Wenchuan earthquake, people all over the country began to be connected by flesh and blood!

18. Buddha said, "Modesty makes the dead progress, while pride makes the dead lag behind."

19. Raising your hand may be a miracle; One shot may be a miracle.

2. Let's not talk about it from a distance. In recent years, there have been the Red Army's Long March and the Anti-Japanese and Anti-American War, all of which were the fruits of our soldiers' brothers and sisters fighting for blood.

21. Don't be too arrogant when you are praised by others.

22. People mainly use their hands and feet to express their feelings. Let's be kind to life and don't forget our hands.

23, friends, please stretch out your hands and feet to give them a hand!

24. "Laughing and laughing make people disappear between gestures." Don't ask me who said this, as long as you can remember it, my friend.

25 I like to see Uncle Inaba's waves, especially the romantic Yuan Longping.

26. On the bus, there is a child holding a woman.

27. Qu Yuan, do you know how future generations praised your great book? -"the swan song of historians, Li Sao without rhyme."

28. It's not difficult to raise your hand and move your feet, but it's difficult to raise your hand and move your feet!

29 in today's world, who is not a good-looking person walking on the street?

3. Friend, as a stray wild dog, don't you want others' kindness?

31. The story of the boy in the crack and the boy who lost sperm happened in the ruins.

32, gestures, not your business, but a person and a people's business.

33. Many small things condense together and become hard steel.

34. What can make you happy and others happy? There is only one answer, and that is to raise your hand.

35. In the park, butterflies are circling lightly and flowers are whispering. Would you intervene for this third party?

36. When you walk through the underground passage, someone asks for money on it. What should you do?

37. Our relationship with nature is the relationship between parasites and parasites.

38. The person who knows how to close the door behind him is the person that all company bosses want.

39

My friend, are you full of gestures today?

4. Sow a character and reap a habit; Sow a habit and reap a kind of ginseng.

41. Help others, help if you can, and don't help indiscriminately; If you help me, my uncle will suffer.

42. The scenery along the road is beautiful, but we can't stop. Since we got into the college entrance examination, we have to move forward.

43. You must be an adult first. Although we have matured physically, our psychology is still very tender. So, we are not adults yet.

44. When you raise your hand, you surrender, which is really two great things in life.

45. In troubled times, heroes emerge, while in earthquakes, English women emerge. This is my famous saying.

46, * language said: "When the father sent something to his son, his son smiled; When the son sent something to his father, his father cried. " Why? I won't tell you-you won't miss dad yourself?

47. Lu Zhi said in Su Shi's play, "I think you look like cow shit." Lu Zhi said, "I think you look like a Tathagata." Su Shi was puzzled and went home to ask his wife, Su Xiaomei. His wife, Su Xiaomei, said: "The heart is like a Tathagata, and people naturally look like Tathagata; The heart is like cow dung, and it is natural to look at people. "

48. Tagore said, "The axe asked the tree for its handle, and the tree gave him a cake." Even if you are hurt, smile and face the team.

49. Friend, stop being coy. If it's a man's, take out the man's things. If it's a woman's, take out the woman's things!

5. If he likes you, he will seduce you. I don't like you, and you are definitely not the first thing I think of. What's wrong with my son? Maybe you're the first thing that comes to mind.

51. Meng Xiangbin jumped down and traded his life for a suicidal life. This is the gesture of raising his hand!

52. Between gestures, please let me end with gestures.

53. Raise your hand above and throw your foot below.

54. Raising your hand is noble, but throwing your foot is low. Let's raise our hands more.

55. Have you raised your hand enough today?

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1. Although Sima Qian was imprisoned for many times, he endured the pain again and again, but he still wrote with tenacious perseverance.

someone's comment: again and again? Grandpa Sima, is that they are tall once more in the spring wind?

2. Some people say that there are three major hates in life: one is that crucian carp is prickly, and the other is that begonia is odorless. The third hate that I forgot, but I think the third hate should be: the third hate that the vision is ruined.

Someone's comment: Although it rhymes, I can tell you that this statement was made by Zhang Ailing without BAIDU. The last hate is: A Dream of Red Mansions is a big pit ...

3. Without vision, it is just like a wild ghost who can't give birth. /Without a vision, there is no home like a lonely ghost.

a life without vision is like a dish without monosodium glutamate, which can be eaten but not fresh.

A person who has no vision, just like a person who has no spine, can't stand up straight and can't stand back. He can only crawl on the road of life, and the sun can't shine on him, and the goddess of fortune won't care for such a person.

Someone commented: Vision, you are more important than air! I have always found it hard to say ...

4, my father loves me like a relative.

someone's comment: dare you always pick it up from the dustbin by your father?

5, the sun is getting closer and closer to us, like a golden cake.

Someone commented: This classmate ... did you come to the exam after breakfast? Poor ~ ~ momo

6, Premier Zhou's vision is the country's prosperity and independence, and there are only four characters in his mind: serve the people!

Someone commented: Maybe your Chinese teacher can tolerate you, but your math teacher won't forgive you!

7. I hope to have healthy legs and a wise brain ...

Someone's comment: Same as above

8. There is a kind of inferiority complex called self-confidence, and there is a kind of falling down called getting up.

Someone commented: This classmate is Socrates of the new era

9. He has no neck of self-esteem and can't support his confident head.

Someone commented: I want to know what kind of neck is called a "neck with self-esteem"!

1, without background, run for the foreground.

someone's comment: at first glance, I don't know what I'm talking about. When I think about it carefully, it seems a bit like criticizing the current disadvantages ... but when I think about it again, I don't know exactly what he's going to say ... Is it just to rhyme? !

11. Why do eyes grow on both sides? Because they are used to look forward.

Someone commented: Classmate, your logic is beyond my rational scope ...

12. Life is just like a glass of boiled water, plain; But it is like a cup of boiled water with sugar, sweet; Also like a cup of boiled water with salt, salty.

Someone commented: Is this ... still plain water? !

13, the horse has thin hair and fat hooves, and the son stealing his father is not a thief; Blind uncle and blind aunt have lived for half their lives, and no one has seen anyone.

Someone commented: Classmate, are you Mr. Guo Degang's son?

14. Montesquieu was born in a noble family. Although he lived a comfortable life since childhood, he suddenly made a decision that shocked history by looking at the changing clouds in the sky, that is, he devoted himself to the revolutionary torrent of the bourgeoisie.

Someone's comment: It turns out that Meng's observation of the celestial phenomena at night suddenly dawned on him ...

15. Life is precious, but love is more expensive; If it is a matter of life and death, both can be thrown away.

someone's comment: 8HD! You can't make people feel bad just because their copyright protection period in petofi has passed 5 years ...

16. As the saying goes, how bold people are, how productive the land is. With such land, how can people be inferior? Therefore, we should have great prospects for the future.

someone's comment: I'm speechless ... what are you going to say, this classmate? !

17. When I entered senior three, I lived a life of "getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than cows". Although I eat much better than pigs, I do more than cows. At the moment, my vision is ...

someone commented: poor child ... touched it sympathetically, and said to Gao Yubao: You saw it! Zhou scalping is actually very humanistic to you!

18, my vision is to have the habit of swearing. Although the five stresses and four beauties should be observed, I am afraid that only sitting on the roof for three hours without repeating the same thing can solve my grievances. Writing here, my palms are sweating, because I complain about this examination paper, because it determines my future and prospects. Based on this test paper less than half a meter and some ink, I will decide my 12-year study career, and I am not satisfied. But I don't have to mess with grades.

Someone commented: Son ... Are you ready for the exam after going abroad?

19. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

someone's comment: profound!

2, my vision is to get into a good university and find a good job, so that my son can get into a good university and find a good job in the future.

Someone commented: Why did I think of the story in the political book where the reporter interviewed the shepherd boy? !

21. Many of my classmates have their eyes done in order to be admitted to military schools or police schools.

someone's comment: do? ! Shake ... Why did you do it? !

22, Haizi said: I want to find a house facing the sea, with spring flowers.

someone's comment: please save it! Now the seaside garden villa is expensive, and you can't afford it if you find it!

23, Premier Zhou stood in Shili Long Street and lamented to the sky: "but before he could conquer, he was dead, and heroes have wept on their coats ever since." His vision for the bright future of the motherland has made hundreds of millions of people cry for it.

someone commented: Shili Long Street ...? ! Fraudulent corpse ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

24, Tagore said: The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

Someone commented: Do you believe Gu Cheng will come to you with an axe in the middle of the night?

25, by the Miluo River, Xiang Yu was holding a sword in his neck, and he shouted ...

Someone commented: He shouted, Qu Yuan, how did you leave me so early? ! !

26, drunkard knows: there should be no hate, when it will be long and round ...

Someone's comment: Su Shi TO Ouyang Xiu: We are familiar with each other, so I will accuse you of plagiarism!

27, Tao Yuanming, who lives an idyllic life in the Peach Blossom Garden, wrote a famous sentence "The shadows are horizontal and the water is shallow, and the fragrance floats in the dusk of the moon" ...

Someone commented: OK ... I admit ... Actually, I can't guarantee that the old gentleman in Lin Bu will not be a neighbor of Tao Yuanming.

28. When Yu Pingbo wrestled the piano for Zhong Ziqi, what he was looking for was mountains and rivers, and the sound of the piano was his vision.

someone's comment: it was identified as BL crossing text!

29, Han Yu went to war with Liu Bang, and one day, ...

Someone commented: another passage for BL was identified!

3, Madame Curie invented fish radium, and her vision came true ...

Someone commented: Madame Curie, you died unjustly ... Who knew that this torpedo was actually radioactive!

31, Sima Qian endured humiliation after being brutally imprisoned, because he knew that "there are three kinds of unfilial, and no empress is the greatest", so …

Someone commented: So …? ! Don't find a small attack to fuck a boy?

32, Sima Qian had to endure the pain of broken leg after suffering from castration ...

Someone commented: I beg you! It's bad enough that Grandpa Sima has been castrated again and again! Stop abusing him!

33, Sima Qian wrote The Historical Records, the eternal masterpiece, regardless of the decay of his body after being executed with corruption ...

Someone commented: It's outrageous! I'm completely speechless ...

34. When I saw Sima Qian's great achievements and great vision after suffering from castration, I couldn't help but sigh: 36 lines, each line is the best.

someone's comment: dry, yes! And eunuchs can also be a champion in this line!

35. Sima Qian, a generation of men, voluntarily accepted the castration because of his great vision-that is, Datang did not have a history book of his own, so he endured humiliation and completed Historical Records for Datang.

someone's comment: flip the table! Who did Sima Qian recruit and provoke? I cann't believe you wonn't let him get out of this mess! He has been abused from the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty-please, students, have pity on this old man, he has had enough ...

36, because pigs = eat+sleep,

I = eat+sleep+study;

So, I = pig+study

Someone's comment: Really ... I'm very touched. This is the working people.