Classic lines from Garfield movies, Classic quotes from Garfield

1. Jon: Garfield, wait, most spiders are harmless.

Garfield: You are right, especially the dead one.

2. Jon, take me to the vet quickly! I have insomnia, and I wake up every 12 or 13 hours.

3. I actually fell asleep while eating. That's right, I've reached the peak of my taste for food and laziness. How frustrating! After reaching the top, there is nothing to fight for.

4. There is a mouse on the mouse trap on the ground.

Garfield: Mouse, I'm so sorry, you got caught.

Mouse: Oh, nothing, I have a wife and eight children.

Garfield: So what?

Mouse: For the first time in years, I have peace and quiet.

5. A group of little mice: Hey! Garfield, we are bringing you your favorite apple pie!

Garfield: Great! Why are you so nice to me? ?

Little Mouse: Because we are happy to be with you. If you leave, the owner will find a real cat.

6. Jon: Garfield, I don’t want to say you are fat, but if you diet, there will be enough food in two developing countries.

7. There is nothing more comfortable than reading a newspaper while drinking steaming coffee. It would be better if I could understand it.

8. Jon: Garfield, you spend too long in the house. How can I get you interested in the outdoors?

Garfield: You could move him inside, that would be fine.

9. You can scratch my fur, insult my mother, beat my dog, and play with my rubber mouse, but you are not allowed to eat my food or sleep in my bed!

10. Jon: Garfield, your trouble is that you think you are human.

Garfield: You are right! I have to find a way to overcome this inferiority complex. A selection of Garfield's classic sayings

1. Don't leave until tomorrow what you can eat today.

2. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

3. Odie, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

4. Having a big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no good stuff in the belly.

5. "Odie is shivering from the cold outside the window. It's so pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just sit back and do nothing? I have to do something." Garfila Close the curtains.

6. The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.

7. If you can’t defeat your enemies, join them.

8. The ball shape is also the body shape.

9. I made a wish on the star. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.

10. I had a good sleep, 16 hours, I like short naps.

11. Garfield was waiting at the dinner table, but Jon was busy going out.

12. Garfield: Hey, didn’t you forget something important?......?

13. Garfield: You know, in some states it’s not Making breakfast for a cat is a felony.

14. I am not fat. I'm just a little short for my weight.

15. If you want to appear smart, surround yourself with stupid people.

16. I am fat and lazy - but I am proud!

17. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

18. I would like the morning if it came later.

19. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

20. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know. Popular Garfield Classic Sayings

1. Don’t wait until tomorrow to make excuses if you can’t pay your job, make it today.

2. There is one thing that is particularly attractive about laziness, that is, it doesn’t require learning.

3. Oh? Eat mice? If there is already pasta in the world, why eat mice?

4. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it, it It’s gone.

5. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

6. Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

7. God decides who your relatives are, and fortunately He leaves you leeway in choosing your friends.

8. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta.

9. Some people call this laziness, I call it deep thought.

10. Jon: Garfield! Didn’t you say you would only eat until three in the afternoon? It’s already five o’clock now! Garfield: Yes, I meant to eat until three in the afternoon, but I I didn’t say which day.

11. Jon: Garfield, guess what I brought you?

12. Garfield: No matter what it is, as long as you can eat it.

13. Jon is taking a bath and Garfield is sleeping. Garfield: People who sing in the shower should be taken to the streets and shot.

14. Garfield’s diet secrets: 1. Don’t plan to come back for the second round if you don’t eat enough. Get enough food for the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5 kilograms. 3. Never eat diet sweets. 4. Don’t make friends with girlfriends who own restaurants or cake shops at home. 5. You should eat more vegetables to lose weight, so you should eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable cookies, etc. 6. Don’t eat too much cold food (except ice cream). 7. Save a little for each meal. Don't eat it all - like, the cherry on top of your ice cream sundae) 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.

15. Everything worth doing is worth doing again and again.

16. Can you speak Chinese in English? Otherwise, don’t say anything.

17. From now on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.

18. My weight is my own business.

19. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

20. There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

21. Hard work will not lead to death! But I won’t prove it myself.

22. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn’t happiness permanent?

23. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

24. (Garfield opens his mouth as wide as possible and uses a ruler to measure the size) Jon, my birthday cake needs to be this big.

25. Jon: Garfield, I don’t want to call you fat, but your chin is as creasey as a dictionary.

26. Why do people like teddy bears? It’s because of their personalities. They won’t eat your food.

27. They won’t dance with the girl you ask out, no. Will steal your limelight.

28. Jon: Catch the rat and kill it.

29. Garfield: I am an educated cat, so I don’t do such barbaric things.

30. Why do people always want us to eat mice? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children, or it may be the teacher of the mouse classroom... ;