1. Money is not a problem, but no money!
I'm drunk and don't accept anyone. I want to hold the wall!
I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out.
4. Brother, you know what? Brother Wu's meat is now more expensive than master's.
If eating more fish can make people smart, you should at least eat a pair of whales.
6. If the water is clean, there will be no fish; If a man is cheap, he is invincible.
7. Youth is like toilet paper. There seems to be a lot, but not enough.
8. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.
9. Friends, please become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.
10. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. When they say:? Hello, Mr. Liu, what's your name? Sweating.
1 1. A female classmate is a little black and her boyfriend is too white. One day, the cat in the dormitory suddenly said to her, you can't do this. You will have zebras. ?
12. My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.
13. Don't compare yourself with me. I'm too lazy to compare with you.
14. I am not a casual person. I'm not alone in getting up casually.
15. God said there should be light. I said I object. From then on, the world was dark.
16. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I'm finished.
17. Being a man is a person who wanders between Niu Jia and Niu C.
18. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my name is Tathagata.
19. People shouldn't hang themselves from a tree. They should try to die in a few trees nearby.
20. If a tree doesn't need its bark, it will definitely die; If people are shameless, the world is invincible.
2 1. The farmer's three fists hurt a little.
22. In fact, I have always been very popular: everyone loved me when I was young, and now all bitches love me.
23. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs.
24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.