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1, we can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although you can't grow taller, you can still gain weight.

There are two ways to avoid being trampled on by others: one is to be strong, and the other is to be auspicious.

3, the standard of white: idiot, money worship, love beauty, I have done it.

4, my mother said, don't puppy love, what you are saying now will be someone else's husband in the future. When I hear it, oh, someone else's husband is excited to think about it.

In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. What a waste of money for me!

6, others are worried about how to make money, but I am worried about how to spend money, how to spend my empty wallet?

7. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

8. Love is as poor as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are as silent as loans.

9. Dear girl, don't be depressed. Have you seen the wife in the old woman's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? Therefore, it is understandable that there is no money in the bra and wallet!

10, sometimes you have to be thin in your life and never get fat in your life. If you are drunk today, you will be fatter tomorrow.

1 1. Realistic love always waits for a person to cross the mountains for himself at first, and then leaves with the person who takes the cable car after a while.

12, "Both ex-boyfriend and girlfriend fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? " "Who the hell saved me?"

13. If you didn't receive an apple or a Christmas present on Christmas Eve, please don't feel sad or sad. Then there are New Year's Day, Spring Festival and Valentine's Day, and I get used to it.

14. To sum up, my success in recent years can be divided into three categories: successful login, successful download and successful payment.

15, once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. She was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

16, in a daze, doing well is called deep. Bad work ... easy to fall asleep.

17, as a girl, I can't get pregnant, but I will get pregnant.

18, stop complaining1400 million people can't find a right person, and one of the four options in the exam can't be found.

19. Being able to stand out from billions of brothers and sisters can only show that you are really the stupidest one. They all know that it is not easy to live in this world.

20, intimate drama is a small era, bad drama is a biography; Buddies get along well, but they get along badly with the beach.

lyrics

1、

Dare to ask where the road is, the road is at your feet.

-David Jiang "Dare to ask where the road is"

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The heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; Success or failure is at stake, life is heroic, just start all over again.

-Liu Huan's "Start Again"

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After several storms, spring and autumn, wind, frost, rain and snow, I have gone through hardships, my infatuation has not changed, and my young ambition is not worried.

-Liu Huan's "Young ambition does not say sorrow"

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When the road is bumpy, shout loudly, and when it is time to do it, do it.

-Liu Huan's "Good Han Song"

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You don't have to be depressed for anyone, as long as you can live up to yourself.

-Zheng Jun "Naked"

6、

Nothing can stop your yearning for freedom.

-Xu Wei's Blue Lotus

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Whenever I want to fly high, I always feel too heavy. What is the concept of distance? Now I don't want to.

-Faye Wong's "Impetuousness"

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Everyone once longed to be a flying bird, walking between the sky and the sun.

-Birds in the Tang Dynasty

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My future is not a dream. I live every minute carefully.

-Tom Zhang, "My future is not a dream"

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No matter what you say, keep my duty and always believe that silence is golden.

-Leslie Cheung's "Silence is Golden"

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Love to fight will win.

-Ye Qitian "Love Will Win"

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He said that the pain in the storm was nothing. Don't be afraid to dry your tears. At least we still have dreams.

-Zheng Zhihua's Sailor

13、

Those painful memories fell in the soil of spring, nourishing the earth and opening the next flower season.

-Yu Chengqing "Spring Mud"

14、

I don't know how much sorrow there is in the world. Why not race with the bull?

-Ye Youwen is running with a bull.

15、

Bustling with fame and fortune, why not make friends happily?

-Sally Yeh's "Living Sincerely"

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Go your own way, be bold, life is too short to give up halfway.

-Sonny Ross by Sandy Lam.

17、

If you lose it, you can really know how to cherish and own it.

-Jacky Cheung's "Blessing"

18、

Be a good person and strive for self-improvement every day.

-George Lam's "Men should strive for self-improvement"

19、

Love what I love, no regrets.

-Yu-Ching Fei's "A Piece of Plum"

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How can I see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? No one can succeed casually.

-Emil Wakin Chau and Jackie Chan "True Hero"

well-known saying

1、

Life is like a flood, and it is difficult to stir up beautiful waves without encountering islands and reefs.

Ostrovsky

2、

A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative.

Confucius

3、

Wealth is not slutty, poverty is not happy, and men are heroes here.

-Hao Cheng

4、

We should eat, sleep, be lazy and fall in love, that is, we should get in touch with the sweetest things in life: but we should give in to these things.

-Aurio Curie.

5、

A person with a full spiritual life must be an ideal person in the Summer Palace, a noble person, and a person who is only a material master and not a material slave.

mould

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Life should be like a candle, burning from the top to the end, always bright.

Xiaochu Nv

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There are two kinds of people in the world, one is a waste of time; Another kind of person leads a meaningful life. In the eyes of the first person, life is a sleep. If in his eyes, he sleeps in a warm and soft bed, then he is very satisfied. In the eyes of the second kind of people, it can be said that life is to build achievements, and people enjoy their own happiness in the process of completing this achievement.

-belinsky

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If I have more or less inspired the efforts of some people, and our work has more or less expanded the scope of human understanding, thus adding a little joy to the world, then I will be satisfied.

Edison

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A person's value should be judged by his contribution, not by his achievements.

-Einstein

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For me, the meaning of life lies in putting yourself in others' shoes, worrying about others and enjoying their happiness.

-Einstein