This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! Save someone's life.
Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!
Only you. Can you accompany me to the famous western books? Can kill demons and get rid of them; Only you can protect me so that crabs and mussels can't eat me; Only you. Don't blame the host for whispering; Your greatest skill is only-yourself! ! !
Why live, why die? When you know how to sacrifice your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me.
Who likes to watch a Chinese odyssey! ! !
Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?
So I caught the fly and burst its belly, pulled its intestines out, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard. Oh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over and wow-! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!
You got a seven-wound fist on Kunlun Mountain, and now the injury is starting to attack. How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? In a word, I just want to make one more friend before you die. Therefore, being a demon is just like being a man, and you have to have a kind heart. With a kind heart, it is no longer a demon, but a shemale. People and goblins are born by their mothers. Different people are people, and demons are demons. ...
Do you want it? Wukong, you can say it if you want. How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……
Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait until he eats me, and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!
Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. He is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he can't sleep all night, which will bring trouble to me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?
At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm from my throat, but after a quarter of incense, the hostess of the sword fell in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect …
I don't mind, he is really my good brother!
You only get my body, not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result.
How dare I be angry with you? Miss, it's too late to offer you as Guanyin!
Do you understand that I am no longer a fairy? I only understand one thing: it's so painful to love someone!
Your melancholy eyes, your quiet beard, God's strange knife method and that cup of dry martini all fascinated me deeply.
You can call me a walk-on, but you can't call me a smelly walk-on!
Hey, hey, why are you so serious and impulsive?
I have seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and organs. Do you want to sit in my seat?
Honey, take your son out to meet God.
Who said I was cross-eyed? I only focus on one thing to change my previous view of things!
Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you!
If God gives me another chance, I will put three words in Naza Meizi Port: I love you. If you insist on giving this love a cough, I hope it is: ten thousand years!
Once there was an honest cousin in front of Laozi, and I didn't know how to cherish it until I got rid of it.
Then let's all start this relationship right away!
I was born beautiful. I can't help it
You know I didn't know what to tell you just now? How clever you are!
Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An outstanding person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are.
There is a true heart, that is, love, which is placed in front of me and I have not cherished it. The end is coming, I regret it first. The most painful thing in the world is Ganla.
Save it! Change your image and do your own promising career!
I put it in front of me. My sister has a rare habit. When I go, my food will go up in smoke. The most painful thing is to recognize the world clearly.
I called you 785 times last night, one more than last time.
What's your mother's name? Look, he has understood. What about you?
There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death.
Hey, give me some time and I'll throw up. I'm used to it!
If I am told by God to do it again, I will not hear the voice of God, and I will help Iraq to tell me that I am always happy.
I now solemnly declare that everything in this mountain is mine, including you!
At eight o'clock in the lunar calendar, there was a love affair in front of me, and I didn't pay attention to Yi. I didn't know Monet Geji was rigid until the relationship died and was empty.
Me, Kao! I took you there! -A Chinese Odyssey is for a friend 1.
If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to you: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!
Last night, I asked a spider to tell you that I miss you very much. Do you know that?/You know what?
I can sue you for slander if you talk like that.
Your greatest skill is only yourself!
If you want it, just say it. How do I know if you don't tell me?
I used to call her Britney Spears when watching the moon with me. Now the new girl is better than before, and her name is Mrs. Niu!
This marriage between you and me is arranged by heaven, which is the biggest.
There is no denying that I am ugly, but I am gentle and will never lie.
I admire you like a raging river.
I will never leave in my life! I love you!
Only-you can study western classics with me, only-you can kill people to exorcise demons, only-you can protect me so that crabs and mussels can't eat me.
My soul mate is a hero on earth, and one day he will step on colorful clouds to marry me.
On a dark, windy and eerie night in a month, my wonderful love with you began with this fire on the bridge.
I'll come to you later, and my handsomeness will be displayed. Today, I want to find an opportunity to confess to you. I don't know if you are emotional.
If I have to finalize a festival in Iraq, it will take me 10 thousand years to go anywhere I want.
After going in, the bandits tried to spend the songs of the chairs one after another, which really wasted hunger and hope-the chairs were bent out! ! !
Marry four old people to carry goose leaves and soup chicken tails, and the goose will isolate the steel plug of the separated woman: the goose will hinder concentration! Marrying four leaves will definitely prevent the coffee from being pinched, and the goose wants four leaves to feed the mud!
If you are unhappy, it is useless to live all your life. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough.
It's been a long night and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, and neither could you!
I'll take the blame. Go to hell. It's worth the sacrifice to fight for all beings.
Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?
I used to lean on my right hand, sincerely praying for disaster, but I was hungry. When I was hungry, I saved the west and blocked the history of hunger.