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What are the classic and funny ancient famous sayings?
1. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, exterminate the grass.

2. I allow you to come into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

3. Obscurity is easy to hide, but obscenity is hard to prevent.

4. Heaven didn't give me a big responsibility, but it still pained my mind and strained my bones and muscles.

5. Only when you hold your child's hand can you know that your child is ugly, and your face is full of tears.

6. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really miss them!