A word choked others, ah, you are really a girl who changed at the age of eighteen. Wait until she's finished. You said how beautiful you were when you were a child.
What are the classic quotations that choke people to death?
1. No matter what the other person says, you always answer: you have vegetables between your teeth! If the other person says: nonsense, I didn't eat food today! You said in surprise: that was yesterday! And so on. . . . . . .
2. Just the same topic. If someone says that about you, you can say: Do you want to eat? I can help you dig! (It's just a little disgusting! )
3. The other party scolds you: (all kinds of dirty words)! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself?
The other party said: Notre Dame de Paris lacks bell ringers. Go! Answer: Why, did you quit there? (literate)
I once saw two people quarreling. A is shorter than B, but B is fatter than A. A scolds: You fat bastard! B calmly said: being fat is a temporary thing, being short is a lifelong thing!
6. Once a student in the class made trouble. Teacher: I've never seen a student like you! Student: I have met many teachers like you! I'm glad you know. Don't really tell your teacher. . . . . . . )
7. You take me for granted! B: Huh? ~ So you're not!
8. What's the use of being handsome? Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank?
9. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!
10. I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time!
1 1. I'm relieved to know that you are having a hard time!
12. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.
13. Even a lump of X will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
14. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
15. You are a natural inspiration!
16. You said you were dressed cool, and you looked terrible!
17. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation!
18. Face down first, there is nothing you can do.
19. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a will: I struggled all night, and your face made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!
20. I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve!
How to suffocate yourself depends on the situation. This situation is learned slowly. In fact, it's not good to be sarcastic, and it's not good for yourself. This is how I feel after becoming like this. They always say that I like playing tricks on people.
Teach me a word to choke others. How come you have lived for so many years, and your brain still seems to come out of the womb, and it has never developed at all! I can't say how smart your brother is, but educating you is definitely better than your parents ~!
How can people do this when they choke to death in one sentence? People generally think that you are a monster and can't communicate. Therefore, it is king to make money harmoniously and produce talents harmoniously.
How to refute the classic quotation of others "How can there be people like you in the world?"
"It's better than you are not even a person (creature)."
People say I'm short, how can I choke to death? In fact, you have already answered it yourself. Just tell her that I still love you. It doesn't matter what the result is. The important thing is not to let yourself regret it. Don't miss it. Support you.
In a word-you are so loving.
Hello, I found some for you, hoping to help you:
Classic lines and quotations of 33 days of lovelorn love
◆ "Now the little boy, friendship is a thousand pounds, lost to the chest! This is a species that likes the new and hates the old. Are you worthy of yourself? " -"33 days of lovelorn love" [2] quoted from Lao Wang
◆ "Go home, take a bath, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don't make a school-age girl look like a foreign order." -"33 days of lovelorn" quotations from Lao Wang
◆ "Have some meat! Although this meat is fat, it is fat but not greasy. Just like me, it is fat but not stupid. " -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ Our relationship now turns out to be "irrelevant". It is not easy to wait, but it is easy to hurt. -"33 days of lovelorn love"
◆ How many clues will a person reveal before betraying his partner? No matter how clever this person is, he is also skilled in walking back and forth between new love and old love, and there will always be a day when he can't keep up with the rhythm.
If you betray someone, you will begin to doubt your personality.
I suddenly understood a truth. In this relationship, it turned out that we were evenly matched, and in the end we all suffered a fiasco. What I ruined was his dream of me. What he owes me is a promised world.
◆ I am worthy of myself and that love. -"33 days of lovelorn" quotation Wang Xiaojian
◆ If it takes me a month to stop my pain, and I don't want him to keep looking back, and I don't panic and tremble when I think of his name, then I have successfully walked one-third of the way. -33 days of lovelorn love
In my dream, even God told me through the voice-over, and I also took a wait-and-see attitude. -33 days of lovelorn love
Over the years, the new clothes have faded out of shape, but at least they are still there, while the new relationship has been put into the dye vat and dyed again with blunt dyes until I can't recognize it anymore.
I know there are many excellent young people in the market. There must be a person who is humorous but not artificial, gentle but not salty or wet, and has an unsightly appearance, but can hit my heart with a casual smile. There are so many deformed people active in the vast sea of people, can't such people exist? -33 days of lovelorn love
Yes, many years ago, my affectation, my romance, and my right time and place have all expired. More importantly, the people who stayed with me in those years actually chose to refund their tickets halfway and leave. -33 days of lovelorn love
I'm so scared that I can't control myself. I want to hit the wall, throw things and scream. I open the phone's address book, who I want to talk to, as long as it is a person, as long as I can respond. But this person is not on the long contact list. This is also the evil result that I planted when I was addicted to love.
Sanal said something that I always thought was extremely mean but extremely accurate: nothing in the world is dirtier than self-esteem. At this moment, I suddenly realized that even if I am dirty, I need this self-esteem to accompany me for the rest of my life. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ Feelings are actually good feelings, which makes me miss each other. If you had come to me and played casually, it would have been better than the crappy movie when we broke up, which would have made people want to stay more. -33 days of lovelorn love
Thank fate for ending us like this. Don't feel sorry for me. I don't need your apology. I don't want you to say you owe me a lot. This is what I want. In a relationship, we love each other at first, and in the end, we are enemies. You are unfriendly and unfair. I want you to know that we are always evenly matched. -33 days of lovelorn love
If one day, he no longer loves you, then it is wrong for you to be delicate and touching, and it is also wrong to be angry. It is wrong for you to share the same fate with him on the same earth. Maybe you can die for him? Ha, that was a mistake that made him come back in the middle of the night to curse. Changes in life are inevitable, and everyone who wants to hide their ears is looking at you with a camera. You see, good food and good wine will not be stopped because of lovelorn. Yes, toothache is unbearable, but it won't kill you. -33 days of lovelorn love
I looked around, in a trance, feeling that there were traces of him beside the sofa, in the bathroom and in his spare toothbrush. In the photo frame, the photos of two people never expire, and the smile is so bright.
◆ If it takes me a month to stop my pain, and I don't want him to keep looking back, and I don't panic and tremble when I think of his name, then I have successfully walked one-third of the way. -33 days of lovelorn love.-Huang Xiaoxian.
I know that somewhere in the world, there must be a more tragic place where you will go. However, at the moment, I, alone, have memories everywhere, so I am everywhere. Such capital punishment is even more terrible. -33 days of lovelorn love
I look at myself in the mirror. Not just slovenly. To put it mildly, the person in the mirror is a drug-addicted woman with a poor appearance. All over the body, only the bags under the eyes are fuller. I am completely depressed. Really, the change of life is inevitable. Everyone who wants to cover their ears is looking at you with a camera. -33 days of lovelorn love
I want to run around the bar, I want to do a poll, I want to run to the middle-aged and elderly people who are wearing suits, looking serious and drinking martinis, and ask them, are you still afraid? Wearing tens of thousands of brand-name armor can protect you from harm. I want to ask those girls who are full of fragrance, with erratic eyes and neat smiles showing 28 small white teeth. Are you still willing to let you wander around the alley behind a Beijing boy's bike? How can we evolve into today's invincible appearance? -33 days of lovelorn love
I want to catch up with that car. I have something to say to him. I'm going to ask him. I know what I did wrong. Can you wait for me for a moment? I let you walk step by step without dignity. In order to punish me, I'm even willing to roll all the way to your feet and be an equal with you from now on. could you wait for me ？ The road ahead is too dangerous. Of all the people in the world, you are the only one who makes me feel safe. Please don't give up on me like this. Please don't give up on me.
Perhaps the most painful thing about lovelorn is not losing that person, but the unforgettable share with that person. Suddenly I remembered a sentence: the story is just someone else's accident, and the reality is a person's life. Love is Not Blind
When love is not a philistine, you occupy a whole past in my memory. The first and only time. Once vigorous; I thought he was your last man; I used to think that it was him who accompanied you on the long road of life; Once complacent, I thought I finally found him in the vast sea of people; I overcame all difficulties and finally got together with him. I once fantasized about combining with him, fantasizing about having children with him, and even thinking about which kindergarten my children should go to; I once lost thirty pounds for him; Once gave up other opportunities for him; I once wanted to die with him; I am afraid that he will be taken away by other women; Once left a tooth mark on him; But now it is impossible to keep the original. You and he each have their own way of life. We took different paths. We have been together for a while, so let's call it a day.