1, it turns out that the language of science teachers is very capricious!

2. Niu Niu: The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. He went ashore, but we drowned.

3. The biology teacher said that I took a nodding pill, and imitated my nodding in public. Now the whole class is imitating. . . Silent ing

The math teacher is the most inaccurate teacher in calculating scores.

5. Magnetism generates electricity, and electricity generates magnetism. Teacher: How does magnetism produce electricity, viviparous or oviparous? How does electricity produce magnetism, viviparous or oviparous?

6. The head teacher said: Your class is the noisiest in the whole floor.

7, teacher, you often say that the sun is always after the storm, but teacher, you are a storm!

8. Zhou Ji wrote a speech about a poor student, and then the Chinese teacher wrote a comment, "Yes, I feel it."

9. What a large group of teachers came to check their deskmates and took a look! What a big teacher! "I grinned." A large group of zombies are coming. "

10, it's almost time. The teacher checked the deskmate's eyes and glanced at them. What a big teacher! "I grinned." A large group of zombies are coming. "

1 1, teacher, even if you confiscate my mobile phone, you can't confiscate my heart and Q's.

12, "Teacher, I want to ask for leave." "What's the matter with you?" "I feel dizzy in class." "Get out!" "Thank you, teacher!" .

13, the teacher's eyes are like the eyes of a wet nurse.

14 ""Why do teachers ask parents? " "Talk about life, talk about ideals, talk about the stars, talk about the moon. "

15, [How dare you register an account book with only one original voucher in your hand]

16, let me tell you a secret. The reason why my grades are not good is because my teacher is ugly.

17, "whenever the teacher asks questions, I will bow my head and pick up things that have been around for years."

18, I can't forget that every time the teacher pushed the door and went in, there was a thump of the phone and some frightened expressions.

19 teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

20. We are deskmates. Yesterday, we were moved away and there was an aisle in the middle. I'm still imagining my dream of being with him next week.

2 1, "I don't know what the math teacher said in class, but I feel I am very good."

22. The teacher said our class was like a pigsty. Do I understand anything? )

My boyfriend is with his chemistry teacher.

24. The English teacher said today,' Is it interesting for you to copy your homework every day?' Our class replied,' Teacher, you don't understand the hard work of our students. '

25. The biology teacher said that I was not good at science in front of me, but also in front of everyone ~ Teacher, will you save some face?

26. Two minutes in the teacher's mouth will always be our class//

27. The invigilator was subdued by the beautiful teacher!

28. The exam teacher helped Baidu last night!

29. Is the teacher angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up!

30. You say yours, I say mine. Let's stay out of it!

3 1, the bell is the command, the bell is ringing, you should go!

Although he likes geography, I just don't like it. Don't ask me why I am willful.

33. After class is over, the teacher said, Is there anything you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

34. I was woken up at 4: 30 this morning by the voice of the biology teacher Ding Dong. Didn't you just ask a question yesterday and call me back at 4: 30 in the morning, teacher? You are so fucking talented.

35. "There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't make you like others"! "Are you talking about the head teacher?"

36. Teacher, you are neither cute nor beautiful. Why do you always make us stare at you?

You bad friends,

38. Teacher's famous saying: The whole building is the noisiest in our class!

39. Students who once scolded the teacher for losing his temper with the teacher should say sorry to the teacher.

40. "Teachers will treat every student equally. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard at school. None. "

4 1, the teacher explained that we laughed when the college entrance examination came out in 2008, so she smiled, too. "You smiled, and I smiled."

42. The biology teacher said that he used to be a master in mathematics and physics. . . . .

43. The teacher cried in front of the whole class today because we didn't listen well.

44. Our teacher can always be diverted by us in class.

45. Watching different poisonous drugs walk around on the podium every day makes my legs tremble!

Which teacher do you think is the best? I look pale: biology teacher, of course. Why? "'Because he never misses class! ""

47. The moment when the class suddenly quieted down was terrible!

48. The head teacher said, "If you want to learn a course well, you must stick to it like chasing a person!"

49, the common problem of math teachers ... soliloquize+ask yourself and answer.

50. The last time I heard the class teacher borrow sanitary napkins from the Working Committee, I was shocked!

5 1. Have you ever imagined that the electric fan will fall down in class, the one on the teacher's head?

They say that I feel very happy when I look up at a person in class and find him looking at me, but why can't I feel it every time I look up and find the teacher looking at me?

53. Teachers depend on us to provide food. If we students don't study, of course, he won't get any money or holiday gifts. That's why we must study, isn't it?

54. The math teacher's face always reminds me of a bottle of stinky tofu in my house.

55. The children's shoes that had hoped that the old class would go out and be beaten looked up.

56. In fact, teachers are also very hard and pitiful. . . Talk to yourself for 45 minutes as soon as class begins!

57. The teacher is the one who gives us the most gifts on National Day. -I see. Here you are.

What I want to hear most on Friday afternoon is the teacher's announcement that there is no homework this week.

Teacher, the window at the back door of our classroom is not a table. Why do you lie on it every day?

Teacher, it's very kind of you to hand out so much homework after National Day.

6 1, teacher, don't be too mean. We don't talk back, not afraid of you, but afraid of you telling the class teacher. Don't be too arrogant. We don't scold you, not afraid of you, but afraid of you asking.

62. Don't take the teacher's name as your qualification to insult students!

63. Don't take the teacher's name as your qualification to insult students!

64. "Class teacher, it's time for you to go back to your parents! ! "

65. Teachers always take it out on students and always cover up their lies.

66. Even if you don't know what the math teacher is saying, do you look surprised?

67. I heard that the teacher fell dead after sleepwalking. . . .

68. Last time I heard the class teacher borrow sanitary napkins from the Working Committee, I was shocked!

69. What is there to say besides studying?

70. The teacher told us that a wolf would eat a lie, but how do they get along]

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