2. Produced in Hong Kong, censored in Beijing and broadcast in Shenzhen.
3. Iron pestle and wooden pestle: Iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
4. People are living ghosts and ghosts are dead.
Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.
6. I am not just an ordinary soldier: being a martyr is nothing, but being a soldier is smart. I am not only an ordinary soldier, but also a swaggering soldier, a happy soldier and a soldier who makes you laugh and cry.
7. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.
8. The less a new woman is worthy of love, the more she complains that others are not worthy of love.
9. Timid hypocrites say that white is gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.
10, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.
1 1, Monday morning quarterback: I was challenged to say "Bring it on". I didn't answer, I just ran away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.
12, Beauty and Hero: She doesn't need to have sex, but she can; He needs sex, but he doesn't-that's the difference between a beauty and a hero.
13, weak and unable to live well; To be strong, you must die of natural causes. A complete collection of quotations com
14, people with sexual incompetence like to brag about their sexual ability. This kind of person's face is always on his lips.
15, can't wait for enthusiasm to save people. You can't wait for inspiration to write. Just like prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers. You should do what belongs to you, even if you are forced to.
16, sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.
17. Heroes without failure: There are failures and heroes, but there is no failure. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are great success heroes. Heroes never fail. When the sky falls, he goes to catch swans.
18, I have two major regrets in my life: First, I can't find such an excellent person as Li Ao as a friend; Second, I can't sit under the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.
19, stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.