1, carve a boat for a sword

Some Chu people waded in the river, and their swords fell from the boat into the water. They insisted on their boat, saying, "My sword fell off the boat." The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The ship has sailed, but the sword has not moved. Isn't it very confusing to look for the sword like this?

2. Wen Zhiming studies Chinese characters.

Wen Zhiming wrote A Thousand Words, and at the rate of ten books a day, the book has made great progress. He never hesitated to write all his life, nor did he reply to people's simple letters. Time and time again, he never got tired, so the older he got, the more subtle he became.

3, snake grass

In the past, Tianfu cultivated land was worth seeing. There is a snake with grass on it, and it is sunburned by the sun. Tianfu takes its grass and leaves to treat sores, and all of them are tested. I don't know the name of grass, because it is named "snake bite", and "snake bite grass" can continue to break fingers as before, which is also true.

4. Steal bells from your ears

Fan's death, the people have a clock, want to leave, the clock is too big to bear; If the spine is destroyed, the bell will ring, and people will not dare to smell it or catch themselves. Cover your ears and the wicked will smell it. Evil is self-loathing, and it is ridiculous.

5. Zhongshan steals bad food

Lu people can't make wine, while Zhongshan people are good at making wine for thousands of days. Lu people seek happiness. Some officials in the main restaurant in Zhongshan, take its dregs and stain it with Lu wine, which is what people call' Zhongshan wine'. People in Shandong think Zhongshan wine is the same after drinking it.

One day, the restaurant owner came to smell the wine, asked for it, vomited and laughed, and said,' It's the leftover dregs.' Today, I praise the Buddha, but I am afraid that the real Buddha's smile will be stolen. "

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Qi people wanted gold, so Qing Dan put on his clothes and went for gold. See people fuck gold and take it. The official wrestled and bound him and asked, "Everyone is away, and my son robbed others of their money. Why? " He said: "When you get gold, you only see gold, but no one."

2, the god needle road flyover

Lingyun traveled to Mount Tai in the north, and the patient was in front of the ancient temple. He was very angry and sighed for a long time. Suddenly a man said, "Do you want to live?" He said: "This man is poisoned and won't die. The poison spreads to his ears." Because of cloud acupuncture, the disease is ineffective.

The blind man fell down.

A blind road dried up the stream and the bridge collapsed. Climb the wooden shield with both hands and hold it firmly. If you miss it, you will go to rolling in the deep. Passers-by told him, "Don't be afraid. You put it down first, just on the ground. " If the blind don't believe me, take the wooden shield. Tired for a long time, I accidentally fell to the ground, but I said to myself, "Hey! If you knew, you would be on the ground. Why bother yourself for so long! "