3, Regan Noodles don't have to cook.

I can't buy raw eggs.

5. I am an air conditioner. Do you love me?

6, the car starts without ignition.

7. You can wear the clothes after washing them.

8. I am crying at every pore.

9. I need air conditioning in every cell.

10, Watermelon is my mistress and my mistress in summer.

1 1. It's very hot in summer and winter, you know?

12, I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

13, the weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14, this summer, is it going to kill me!

15, often walking in the street, how can you not get wet?

16, bought a Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

17, the weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

18, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.

19, lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

20. All the fruits you just bought are dry when you take them home.

2 1. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.

22. I want to sleep naked tonight! 150 mosquitoes like it.

23, the heat is unbearable, I am abnormally hot, and my heart is also annoyed.

24. Recently, the IpAD has to be coated with cucumber every day to charge.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

26. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

27. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

28. I bought an air conditioner, but Nima blew the heating.

29, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

3 1, the technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

32. I finally know why the old ancestors only wore one leaf.

33. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori has become a mature woman.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

I feel that there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

36. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

37. Chongqing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.

38. All the beggars who were kneeling and writing chalk and pretending to be sick were gone.

39. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they became acquainted.

40, the worst unscrupulous summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

4 1, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy!

42, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

43. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you need me.

44, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! Hope to adopt.

45. The porcelain-touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!

46. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and wait for death, and then prepare enough water.

47. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

48. A realistic film will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.

49. Someone in our school fell on the playground and was defined as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

50. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

5 1, I miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a boy on a hot day!

52. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, didn't pick it up, and found it. It hurts to watch it.

53. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. How hot it is!

55. Nima! It's hot today! Peeing on the main road, lifting your pants, and not even reading the watermark!

56. It's too hot. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon!

If I haven't contacted you for a long time, you don't have to worry that I will disappear. I was so hot in Guangzhou.

Dear air conditioner, if you are safe, it will clear up. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

59. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, my brothers should remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

60. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.

6 1, hot weather is annoying, and sudden heavy rain is always annoying. When I look in the mirror, I become very upset.

62. There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

63. Regan Noodles doesn't need to cook. You don't need to buy raw eggs. After washing, you can get dressed without starting the car.

64. In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat underneath, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.

65. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

When I saw the mosquito fly out of the air-conditioned room with my own eyes, it fell to the ground smoking like a gray machine that was hit and crashed.

67, which is cool and which is really not swearing, this is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

68. Going out this summer is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting is teppanyaki, or stop raining. When it rains, it becomes boiled fish.

69. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

70. This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.

Tell me something interesting about heat.

1 indicates Khan's life. I just took a bath with sea water.

3. The sweat of sleep drenches my heart.

4, long hair and waist are already very hot!

Mahjong was burned as soon as it was played.

6. We will die of heat in summer!

7. This heat can't stop!

8. Someone died again today. His name is hot.

9. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun!

10, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

1 1. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

12, all those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes.

13, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

14, my sister's hair scraped my face on the bus.

15. The air conditioner seller bought a house on the second ring road in Beijing.

16, it's not innocence that beats me, but innocence!

17, the exercise fell all over the floor and evaporated at once.

18, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

19, it's so hot today, should I change my hairstyle?

The table was so hot that a mosquito was scalded to death.

2 1, beginning of autumn, who does not aim at cooling down, is playing hooligans!

22. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

23. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath because the water is cut off in such a hot day.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan.

25. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

26, wake up in the middle of the night to help my roommate quilt, call me Lei Feng.

27. In such hot weather, all you can ask is the difference between life and death.

28. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.

29. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

If I had to choose a way to die now, I would freeze to death.

3 1, honey, I can shelter you from the wind and rain. Fuck off! Block my fans!

32. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

33. Last summer, my long hair and waist were replaced by Otto's eggs from Black Miguel.

34, Lu Yu a coin, thought for a long time did not pick it up, because I was afraid of burns.

35. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

36. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

38. I'd rather cover the quilt with the air conditioner on than blow the fan with a fan.

39. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he slept with him!

40. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

4 1, eloped in spring and autumn, and stole my kiss with ice cream in summer!

42. Two strangers came to this city, and then, and then they became acquainted.

43. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

44. It's really hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

45. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

46. The weather is unbearably hot, and the cactus's shadow is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

47. Summer is here. The object depends on the object. If there is no date, we will stay in the air-conditioned room.

48. God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

49. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

5 1, your majesty, male and female servants have a request. You must promise to put my male and female servants in limbo.

52. Many things, like the weather, will get hot or cold. By the time you realize it, a season has passed.

53. Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

54. An international student said: Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa.

I ate a corn, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I think it's cool.

56. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!

57. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

58. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

59. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation.

60. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

6 1, in July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

62. It's too hot to walk in the street, and it's not hot enough to see the beautiful women in the street wearing so little.

63. In summer, we were on and off together for so many years. Look at this. Can't you bend the rules and calm down? !

64. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

65. It is above 40℃ every day, and you have to go out to run business. It is true that the barbecue business has developed rapidly, and now it has developed to every household.

66, lying in bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, home!

Interesting talk about the hot weather in summer of 2020

1. Oh, my God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

2. Different from the sultry summer, the cold wind in winter really penetrated into the flesh and blood, and the whistling wind came with the cold. This season of winter, like a rebellious sword, overdraws the poor warmth and makes the bohemian cold surge.

The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be a difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

7. There is not a cloud or wind in the air, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily in the hot sun overhead.

8. Wuhan will stage a realistic film with a strong taste: "The whole city is hot to death"

9. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

10. In midsummer, there is not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

1 1. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

12. Girl, married to the headmaster who installed air conditioning in the dormitory.

13. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation. .

15. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

16. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

17. The weather is hot and annoying, and it is always annoying to see myself in the mirror.

18. In midsummer, there is not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

19. Poison: used to describe the sun, meaning violent and extremely hot. Exodus: The sun in July is poisonous and makes people sweat.

20. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

2 1. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and the green leaves covered in summer jump in the warm wind.

22. The table is too hot. . So that a mosquito was scalded to death. . .

23. In the weather, the sun is poisonous and makes people sweat.

24. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm wind.

25. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

26. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

27. Spring rain is always so warm and kind. She often walks with the spring breeze. Drive away the cold in winter. Wake up the sleeping earth and hibernating animals.

28. In the blue sky, the sun hangs like a fireball, and the clouds seem to have been melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

29. It's unbearably hot-it's Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

30. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

3 1. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

32. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.

33. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

34. The worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Little buddy, are you greasy?

35. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

36. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

37. It's too hot * If you buy a basket of eggs and go home, you will become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt as soon as it was coded.

38. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

39. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, completely closed down!

40. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

About the funny weather, talk about the humor in the circle of friends.

1, there was no cloud at noon, the sun was blazing overhead, there was no wind, and all the trees were listless.

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

3, it's the season of revealing meat again, sexy photos from the little princess.

4, you are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

5. Special note: Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because he has to go home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

It's so hot that people want to go streaking.

8, who will not take part in accidental amusement, who will not pretend to be pure and B, you bully me.

9. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

10, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

1 1, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy!

12, spray is indispensable in hot weather, especially when it is taken out of the freezer. That's so cool. My husband has been spraying his hands and feet with it.

13, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

14, it's too hot to stop!

15, I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

16, the sky is dry and the things are dry. Be careful with fire and candle, be agitated and stay away from strangers.

17, Tie Guai Li: What medicine do I sell in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

18, braise in soy sauce on the bed, teppanyaki on the mat, steam after getting out of bed, go out for barbecue, cook in the pool, pan-fry on the way back, and go home!

19, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

20. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

2 1. The willows in the street look sick. The leaves hung with dust and rolled on the branches, and the branches did not move. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

22. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

23. At noon in midsummer, the scorching sun bakes everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched by the sun, as if it were covered by a huge steamer, which made people breathless.

24, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

26, the idea of cooling off the heat: imagine yourself in the cold ice palm, suddenly melting; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a clear heart.

27. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

28. The first summer was peaceful and the grass didn't rest.

29. When it is hot, use cool colors to cool down the summer.

30. It's too hot today. I changed my clothes and put on two makeup, all because it's too hot.

3 1, the sun is roasting the earth, and cicadas are not far away.

32. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.