Huaer Leng Quotations

1. What animal lives on the wall? Answer: Poster (seal)

2. How many people are in a group? Answer: 20 people (20 is a homophone for twenty in English)

3. How many brothers does Aladdin have? Answer: 3 (Ala A, Ala B, Ala B)

4. What colors imitate best? Answer: Red (Red Mill)

5. Why are there only 24 letters left in the English alphabet? Answer: Because E.T flew away

6. Why did Cixi wear so many clothes? Answer: Because Cixi is ‘too thick’

7. Which insect has the longest legs, metal, wood, water, fire and earth? Answer: Fire because fire has ‘long legs’

8. Which insect has the blackest teeth? Answer: Ants Because "Ants have black teeth..." (prelude to a song)

9. Guo Yang and Wang Wenbo went drinking, and Guo Yang lay on the toilet and beat an animal. Answer: Rabbit (vomit)

10. Guo Yang and Wang Wenbo went to drink, and Wang Wenbo lay on the toilet and beat an animal. Answer: Rogue Rabbit (Rogue "vomits")

11. Lamidong is enough, give a song title. Answer: Love me Don't go (Love me Don't go)

12. What are three golds called? Called Xin. What do you call five gold? His name is Takeshi Kaneshiro. Because Jin Among them, the band Hua'er donated a watch. Da Zhangwei joked that whoever wins the bid will be Hua'er's "cousin, cousin, cousin."

2. Zhang Wei: Do you know what flowers we all like? Host: I don’t know Zhang Wei: We like to have money to spend

3. Host and Zhang Wei: #?￥! #—*(………… Host: Now you will be punished for showing off your coquettish behavior in front of your girlfriend (Zhang Wei fell to the ground, got up, fell again, got up, and fell again)… Acting like a coquettish person. = Three falls?

4. Zhang Wei: Do you know which animal is most likely to fall? Everyone: I don’t know. Zhang Wei: Fox Everyone: WHY? Zhang Wei: Foxes have slippery feet~~ (He also made a falling action~handsome)

5. Da Zhangwei: pineapple, pear, dragon fruit, (it seems that other fruits were mentioned, but I don’t remember) which one is the hottest ? Moderator: Which one? Da Zhangwei: Because of the ions!

6. Will you disband? (In unison! ) Moderator: (Accident) Oh, what will you do after you disband? Da Zhangwei: My uncle recently opened a pancake stall, and I will go and help him. Moderator: ......... Then Guo Where is Yang? Guo Yang: I will be a street manager in the future, specializing in copying Zhang Wei’s pancake stall. Host: ………… Shi Xingyu: What about you? Shi Xingyu: I will drive in the future. Host: This is a good job. Shi Xingyu: Riding the cart that Zhang Wei and his family use to pull pancakes. Host: ………… ………… ………… Finally Guo Yang got it. Guo Yang: I opened a small shop next to Zhang Wei and his family’s pancake stall. , when you are thirsty after eating pancakes, go to my place to buy some water.

7. Bobo: I am weak in writing. Da Zhangwei: Yes, because he reads a lot of ancient poetry. , so he can’t understand modern texts (hahahaha, so funny!)

8. Zhang Wei: Do you know who the first myopic person in China was? Moderator:... Zhang Wei: Li Bai. Host: ?... Zhang Wei: Because he said, "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. Why is there frost on the ground?!" Everyone;... Zhang Wei: Do you know who is the most melancholy person? Four people said in unison: Fan Zhongyan! (Endorsement) Worry first when the world is worried, then be happy when the world is happy!!

9. Zhang Wei’s cold joke: Xiao Ming’s head is very square. When he got to school, his teachers and classmates all said to Xiao Ming : "Your head looks like a kite!" The old man at the door also said to Xiao Ming: "Your head looks like a kite!" Xiao Ming ran home sadly and asked his mother: "Why does my head look like a kite?" Kite?" Mom said, "Of course, your father and grandpa's heads look like kites!" Xiao Ming was so hurt that he ran away from the door and his heads turned into kites and flew away. .

10. Da Zhangwei: "When my teacher used the word 'handsome' when I was young, I couldn't figure out what it meant. Later, when I went home and looked in the mirror, I understood. It turned out that this word means handsome. Ah..."

11. Host: "How do you tell the flowers apart? The one who talks the most is Da Zhangwei, the one who talks least is Guo Yang, and the one with a beard is Wang Wenbo, who looks like Shao Jiayi. It’s Shi Xingyu.” Zhang Wei: “No, we don’t divide it like that. The one who is particularly young is Shi Xingyu, because he is the most horny. There is no need to say anything for a muscular man like me.”

12 Shen Ling: Alas, it’s getting harder and harder to satisfy reporters nowadays. It’s no longer enough to just watch music videos and tell jokes. You also have to pretend to be Sadako. It’s not easy to be an agent... Zhang Wei: You Do you know why? Because they are all Han, not Manchu. Manchu = Satisfaction

15. Host: I also saw just now that some netizens said that I was 1.5 meters tall when I listened to "Strawberry Statement", and now I am 1.8 meters tall. Wang Wenbo: What is this friend’s QQ number? I’ll consult with you another day. Shi Xingyu: Wang Wenbo really dedicated his height to everyone

16. Reporter: Your creative inspiration is so good now. Can you tell us how you feel? Da Zhangwei: How do you feel? Oh, yes, yes, yes. ``That`` is `In fact, many people now say that our singing has no music, but I don't understand. The ones with music (webs) are ducks

18. What can Da Zhangwei say about us? The English explanation for "can't help but break up" is we can no can no break hand

19. Zhang Wei: Do you know when you will become the descendant of the dragon? Zhang Wei: While waiting in line.

20. In the Taiwan music special, Da Zhangwei revealed the truth about Grasshopper: One day when he was a child, Grasshopper pulled his father and said: "Dad, Dad, the teacher said you give me fifty Quick money, the teacher will take us to the big park tomorrow to see the boa constrictor." Then, his father slapped him in the face and said, "Take fifty to see the boa constrictor, why don't I give you a magnifying glass and go to the lake to see earthworms? Are you done?”

21. Host: How did uncle get his waist? Is he tired from playing drums? Da Zhangwei: Let me tell you the specific reason...his mother told me I mean... that day when Wang Wenbo came home, there was sand in his shoes, so he took them off and shook them a few times while holding on to the stair railing. .A man came from behind... He thought Wang Wenbo had been electrocuted... He gave Wang Wenbo a stick and beat him... Haha. .And then it became what it is now.!!

22. Host: A fan said that there is a group in Taiwan called F4. They are men who look like flowers. What does your name mean? Zhang Wei: Let me tell you! I am the flower, and then I hold it in my hand and don’t want to scatter it, you know, then, this (Guo Yang), what is this, this is, this is (N numbers omitted)... Guo Yang: Don’t Tell me you want to say that I am the one who planted your flowers... Zhang Wei: No, no, no... This is the cauliflower, it is the cauliflower, you know the kind that you can grab; and then, Shi Xingyu is the spark, and you have to rub it occasionally , you often have to rub against him; (pointing to Wang Wenbo) Shi Xingyu, no, Shi Xingyu, no, what is his name? (After everyone’s prompts, I learned that it was Wang Wenbo) Zhang Wei: Wang Wenbo is Mahua (Wang Wenbo⊙o⊙, everyone laughed) You can’t remember him if you’re not hungry!

23. Zhang Wei: No matter how dirty the world is, we cannot make it dirty; Host: No matter how messy the studio is, I will persevere. You can imagine what Hua'er did to the studio market at that time, haha

24. A hilarious press conference on Travel TV~ Da Zhangwei and Grasshopper were on the stage, and two other flowers were on the stage. I remember one of them . Speaking of being a wanted criminal in the United States a while ago, Da Zhangwei said: This is what happened. I'm going to the United States. I went back to my alma mater. I graduated from California Beef Noodle University in the United States... A bunch of things. . . Xiaoyu pretended to be an entertainment reporter below and said: I am just teasing you to play with the newspaper office. Da Zhangwei said: I'm just teasing you. You shoot first and Xiao Yute is wronged. . Everyone also said that journalists should be treated well. Then Xiaoyu said: Another thing is that it is said that you took a small white sign at the airport and slapped it left, right, up and down. What's going on? Da Zhangwei said: Do you know what [it is said] is?

It is said that you heard it but didn’t see it! Didn't you see that you were talking nonsense here... This barrage of firecrackers amused me to death... Later, someone mentioned the incident of us Grasshoppers catching fish. Da Zhangwei said: I am studying abroad. He (referring to the Grasshopper) came back from wandering, (laughing to himself), so that’s why. When he saw the food, he was hungry... (Then he patted the Grasshopper on the shoulder... and let the Grasshopper speak for himself) The Grasshopper said: Just wander around. I saw such a big fish there, and I thought I wouldn’t eat it. I think I just haven't had enough food these days. . So there it is. .

25. And later when "Flower Dynasty" was introduced. Selling CDs as medicine. He said that if you buy 10 packs, you will get a basic smile - and then he smiled with Grasshopper. . So funny.

26. I think there are one kind of our fans who are particularly unhappy and one kind who are very cheerful. Only the prude and sanctimonious ones will not like us. They Everyone will vote for others, so I think the people who voted for us are very sincere people, so I am proud of the people who voted for us~ My skin can be broken~ In fact, we are all Very polite. We were rolling around backstage just now to recharge our batteries and prepare for the perfect performance. I said I was very introverted, but no one believed me. In fact, I was very shy, with a slightly melancholy temperament. That was me. Later I changed. It was because of Wang Wenbo, who led me to a new era. I first appeared For the album, I felt that no one would listen to my singing ~ because the songs I sang were all that kind of. . .

Who would listen~ Later I found out that we are the kind of people who realize we are heroes only after we save others~ The names are all false~ Money is real~ Famous is just famous~ Then we thought it was quite fun ~ Later, when we can earn what we think is a good income, we feel that life is pretty good~

27. A proud fox is as fierce as a tiger~ A down-and-out phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken~ From history From a perspective, what is the result of a horse with three legs? Just fall! And what happens when a horse has four legs? Run very fast! So everyone understands this truth. Three people can only build a tripod. Four people can build a sky! (Xiaoyu joins) I really hope that I will always be 12 years old, I hate growing up very much

28. Who do you want to be famous in Japan? Women's Twelve Band~ This is not sung~ So I hope everyone must revitalize the nation~ Let Chinese become the most common language in the world~ Then people from all over the world will listen to whatever we sing~ It's that rabbit playing the drums~ That little rabbit is playing drums there, who is the battery? Fans are batteries~ We perform drumming on it~ So as long as you support us and the battery is enough, we will continue to play drums hard~ If you forget the word fun, what's the point~

29. I would like to mention environmental awareness here, that is to say, everyone should love small animals, because they are very delicious (get the new album). This product is very good, and it sells for only 20 Yuan, there are two packs in it. Take it twice a day, one in the morning and one in the evening. You can take white tablets during the day and black tablets at night. You will be guaranteed to get better after 15 days after a course of treatment. Then we also hope that everyone will buy it enthusiastically. Buy it at once 10 packs come with a free exquisite VCR, like our new album, which can be found in all major audio and video stores, ah no, you can buy it. My father’s name is Da Zhangzui, and my name is Da Zhang Wei. Shi Xingyu is completely motionless on the surface, sitting calmly in his arms Yes, in fact, there are blue waves in his heart. Any girl who throws a small stone in his heart can cause a huge tsunami~ It is difficult for Shi Xingyu to integrate into this entertainment industry, because he never knows what he is talking about. There are two beggars. Ah, just Wang Wenbo and Shi Xingyu. Before they released the album, they were both very poor. They were both beggars. Then they met on the street. Then they said to each other that you are poor, you are poor. Then Shi Xingyu said, "That day on the street I saw your mother holding a can. I asked your mother what she was doing. Your mother told me she was moving." Then Wang Wenbo said, "I am poor, and your family is even poorer! I was walking on the street last time and saw your mother's board. Another board was being pulled next to me, and I asked your mother what was going on. Your mother said, business is good recently, please open a little more!”

30. In fact, many people say that I look like Liang Chaowei, but I don’t want to admit it. You know, because I think a person needs to be unique, I still think I look like Kimura Takuya~

31. For me, the most annoying thing is actually seriousness, seriousness should be there, At certain moments, I think you should be cheerful and optimistic about life. I think if you have a lot of pain and sadness, you should just digest it by yourself, and then have a particularly optimistic feeling. , to face life, and only then can we live happily. In fact, there is no need to say whether to struggle or not. The results have come out. Such results must be the result of struggle. Of course, I hope everyone can learn more about my advantages. ~Stick to the end~Don’t make it difficult for us together~

32. It’s not bad to hurt others, I think hurting others is the crystallization of wisdom~ Most people can’t hurt us so wonderfully~ He didn’t dare to hit us, he knew he did We will have no money to make in the future (referring to Xiaoyu) Shi Xingyu sends out a palm. For example, ordinary people, superficial people, think that fighting is very cruel. In fact, it is not the case. This palm can knock you out from ten meters away. We were beaten to the point of collapse, so many friends said they didn’t like us, so don’t go to our performances, otherwise a slap would pass

33. In fact, many people think Wang Wenbo is short, but don’t think Wang Wenbo is short, in fact he is not. It’s hard to find that Wang Wenbo actually stands when he plays the drums~He is the big brother in spirit~

34. Guo Yang is very funny. Guo Yang used to go to Changchun. When he got off the plane, he would say to people, "Mom." , I arrived in Shenyang! Let someone pick me up! "He kept telling others that he was in Shenyang. In fact, we were going to Changchun. He often did this kind of thing. Sometimes he would ask his friends to pick him up wherever he wanted to go, but his friends had already gone, but in fact he was not going to that place. Son.

I have never been able to understand the feeling of being a fan before. I finally experienced it today. I feel at a loss and my mind goes blank. I just want to cry when I see him. This is the feeling. If you care too much about feathers, you will lose your entire wings. Thank you everyone. Support, I hope everyone will buy the album and give us one more royalty~ I usually never tease them, so you should pay attention, don’t get too familiar with me, otherwise I won’t tease you~ I will go when the moon goes, rice Wash your hands before and after defecating. Bad students can become good students after listening to our songs, and good students can become better. Also, unhappy people can become happy, and happy people can become happier. Our music is the icing on the cake, and can make people who are in the opposite direction The lost youth is on the right track~Welcome to watch the law in progress~ The mountains don’t have to be high, they have to have scenery, the water doesn’t have to be deep, they have to have quality. A person’s life can be summed up in six words: No matter what you do, it won’t work. Since nothing works, then we will do our best under the circumstances we can

The world is dangerous, if not, we will retreat

35. My name is Da Zhangwei , it’s not called Zhang Dawei. If you want to call me Zhang Dawei, my mother will be in a hurry~ We actually have a very aristocratic temperament. I think our temperament will be ruined if we don’t show it properly. China has There are very few artists with aristocratic temperament. We are the only four. There is gold under a man’s butt but not under his knees. Let me analyze it. Our band is for those under 25 years old and those over 3 years old. Of us, some people over the age of 35 like us, but there are very few people between the ages of 25 and 35 who like us. So, I think people in this year should like us more. In fact, I think so, 14 or 5 years old is the rebellious period, and then at the age of 25, they will really get on the right track in life. They will think about what life is like, and then they will decide what I should like and what I should not like, and then they will I think it is very sad to live in a system made by oneself. Human beings should face the things they fear the most and be indifferent. If a person is indifferent, it is equivalent to his own death. In our eyes, it is equivalent to your death. . So, there are many living dead among people between 25 and

35. And these people, if you are willing to live like this, you should not like us. If you still feel that your heart is still beating, your blood is still flowing, and you feel that you are still a human being, you should like us. , thank you all. If you don’t like it, you’re not a human being~

36. You can lose everything in your life, but you can’t lose your ideals, right? It is an ideal that you like the Huaer Band. This ideal is very good~ Even if all kinds of people block it, don’t give up. People are great because of their ideals~ Many people cannot understand Shi Xingyu’s humor, but in fact, Shi Xingyu’s humor is in our band Saying it is indispensable is like I used to know a very fat girl, and then she said she wanted to go to the sea, and I said that if you want to go to the sea, all the men will come ashore~ Then she said, you are like this, you are like this, I Turn into ashes - It's useless if I say you turn into ashes, the biggest lump is you.

37. I have a friend who wants to chase a girl, so I asked the girl what she likes. The girl said I like people who are compatible, and then the friend was unhappy. The girl said what’s wrong with you? , what’s wrong with me liking to get along? My friend said, can I have a flatter head?

38. For example, sometimes, I support Shi Xingyu, but I will choose Wang Wenbo~ I just shaved my head yesterday, but it may not be a good shave, I just hope that my friends Don’t be too nervous when you see me~ I am your bow-legged~ (laughing wildly) Everyone can see~ the four very handsome green turtles on the cover~ They are the Hua’er Band~ I think many people in Beijing call us the Flower Band , it’s really not like us Beijingers. We Beijingers should call them Hua’er Band. Only those who don’t know how to speak our Beijing dialect can call them Hua’er Band. There are many other bands that can call Hua’er Band. You've already called me a flower, and you've also added that you're sick~ Yes, yes, everyone, please don't take off your pants and fart, eh.

39. Understand others because others agree with you. It is said that being an artist is actually the best profession because he brings benefits to the people~ Except for us, it is estimated that no one has surpassed him in five years. (Jay Chou) Anyway, when we go there, there will basically be that cat flying and dog flashing~ Just the sign before the earthquake~ We hope to travel all over the country~ leaving our flower footprints in every corner of the motherland, the so-called hundred miles No bitches left inside~

40. There are not only singers, but also comedians~ We are going to be oblique stars~ It just feels a bit biased~ I think those who can bring joy to the crowd are the real ones Great man~ Smile is the best cosmetic~

41. Guo Yang, that is, why is he our eldest brother? There are many times when he is very dizzy, for example, he always sticks out his tongue, and... I always talk about overdrafts and so on~ Not to mention these~ The key is that Guo Yang can really show his care for us at certain moments, which is a kind of feather care~ It makes us feel that he is very much in the nest. Warmth

42. When others cry, we laugh, this is the real success. Practice one breath internally and one fart externally

43. My parents are the best people in the world~ Of course, everyone’s parents are the best people in the world, but my parents are a little better than them~

44. Da Zhangwei is educated! It has a foundation! You can’t just say so much! Everyone must clear this up! The so-called Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin... Encouragement can turn an idiot into a hero~ I will kick your 40 face with my 39 feet~ God knows the favor without saying thanks~ You can't see the kowtow~

45. If From a business, you can get 11 yuan, you should get 10 yuan, but in the end you only need to get 9 yuan. This is a probability of success. Always remember to leave a way out for others. Because of us, we don’t host now. We are afraid that if we host others, there will be no way out. You see, once we host, the ratings are so high. What do you think others will do? I am not interested in idol dramas, but I am quite interested in sitcoms. Interesting~

46. I think what’s so great about Jay Chou’s singing is that he is nothing and he is everything! This is the best thing about him! For example, if you are our fan, come and promote one of your classes. For example, if your class is our fan, then this is the biggest encouragement to us. For example, when you go to work, you can promote it to your colleagues at work. As the saying goes, "pass it on to ten, spread it to hundreds," and it has become a secret known throughout the country. Rejoice~ so smooth~ so confident~ I believe that in the future, it will not only be singing, but also many things will be developed, so when the time comes, everyone Just wait and see~ But don’t turn into a flounder~

47. When I came in, I was still an older sister. Later, because I spoke too fast and typed too hastily, I became an aunt as I typed. I’m sorry. I'm sorry~ When everyone wants to thank you, we will thank God~ Flower style is your final choice~ What I said is actually a car wheel talk - going back and forth~ In fact, I am very humble, I am a band The 2nd among them, 2 is very humble, because only 2 is kneeling, Wang Wenbo is 5, why? Because he has bad legs, he is in a wheelchair~

48. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, it must be paved~

49. I have very strong opinions on Chinese TV , I think Chinese TV is very boring. Why, they don’t broadcast us, right? If we were broadcast, the TV would be so nice~ So I hope that Chinese TV will broadcast more good TV programs~