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Zhao Yun's lines in the Ultimate Three Kingdoms
It's all yours.

1. So so, so so ~

2. My name is Liu Mingbei, and his name is Xuande. I am the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. I am poor because my family is poor. The most expensive thing about me is that I have noble blood. Unfortunately, my blood type is O, and every time I sell blood, it is very cheap. It really sucks.

3. Zhao Yun is rocking on a very long board (Zhao Yun saved a dou in Long Han Bo).

4. Rich people, not big brothers. ...

5. Zhang Fei: We are here for school. Can we remove eight Jin Suozhen doors so that we can go to school?

Dean: Who knows if you were sent by the Yellow Scarf College to rob the school?

Guan Yu: The yellow turban insurrectionary colleges and universities are becoming more and more arrogant now.

Zhang Fei: Yes, when you enter the school, you grab the teaching equipment, the registration fee and the nutritious lunch. Er, I heard that the male and female teachers in a school were taken off last time, and even the principal's underwear was taken away.

Guan Yu: Really?

Zhang Fei: Of course it's fake.

Guan Yu: Wow, you are a little annoyed.

6. Liu Bei: It doesn't matter if you like to fight, but you can't have stones in your head. Brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them, but there are only three of us. This is not a battle. This is called a siege.

7. Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis? Now growth is the most critical.

Zhang Fei: Is it worse than going to the toilet without toilet paper?

Guan Yu: Of course.

8. Liu Bei: Sun Tzu's Art of War asked his son to pass it on to his daughter ... I went to the second-hand bookstore in Tieshikong and bought it 100 for your sister ~ (Liu Bei's heartfelt words hurt Cao Cao's words. )

9. Dong Zhuo: I'm possessed. I can't help it, but I'm simple. I just want to keep hurting people. Isn't that simple enough?

10. False breasts. Who knows if your admission notice is false?

Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!

Guan Yu: That's not the point!

1 1. Biao, my man is yours and my heart is Zhao Yun's, but now my soul has been stolen by Guan Yu. Biao, I'm sorry.

12. You try very hard to feed the chicken tea eggs, but the chicken won't lay tea eggs. .

13. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Big Brother, I am a big stone in my chest, and so are you!

14. It's good to have someone to sleep with me. I heard that dogs have yin and yang eyes, and the result is true. I have been seeing Ah Piao, dangling in front of me, so scared! (Dong) According to

15. I have a question. Who wants to be called a pig? I am the great Dong Zhuoye, so you can't call me a pig. Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin. (Dong) According to

16. I want to hypnotize myself, not beef, not beef, but cow shit! (or Dong)

17. Liu Bei: Third brother, you haven't practiced Bagua Boxing, but you have practiced Bagua Mouth.

18. Jiao Niang: Eh, playing dumb won't do much. Zhang Fei: Playing dumb won't make a big mistake.

19. "Yes, the goal was successful. I am really a dog with all my wishes! " (Dong) According to

20. Female veterinarian: "Oh, honey, it's okay. Just checking. Come, I'll give you a kiss. "

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "No!"

Female veterinarian: "What's the matter?"

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "Nothing."

Dong: "Kissing will kill you, really. Let me be happy. Don't! Come and kiss in French. "

2 1. Zhou Yu: I heard that President Cao's sneeze shook all corners of the country ~

Cao Cao: President Zhou yawned and set off a huge wave ~

22. Sun Shangxiang: This is my own external skill "Great Soldier's Gas Coagulation".

Zhang Fei: "Big ice cream"?

23. Zhang Fei: Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Zhang Fei: Are you sure?

25 Zhou Yu: I always think you will cheat us, miss.

Liu Bei: Don't use intuition indiscriminately. I have a hunch that you will cheat little Joe in our class.

Teacher: "Sorry, A Biao's family is busy worshipping their ancestors. One uncle, four husbands and seven brothers play cards, three aunts, six grandmothers and nine sisters cook, and two nephews, five nephews and eight grandsons burn incense. Excuse me, how many relatives have come to Abiao's house? " Yes, please lift your feet. " ......

Teacher: "Your feet are cramping. You can't lift them. Haven't you said this question many times? Ok, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will, Liu Bei, Liu Bei? "

Liu Bei: "What did you ask just now?"

Teacher: "What did I ask just now? I asked, how many relatives have been to Abiao's house? "

Liu Bei: "I don't know how many relatives come to their family, but I just heard that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family."

Little Joe said, "You are hopelessly clever, but you will never know me!" " "

Zhou Yu "How do you say this?"

"I don't want to discuss our private affairs on this occasion, okay?"

"I just don't think this matter has anything to do with you."

Sun Shangxiang said, "Have you ever loved?"

Lv Meng and Zhou Yu (shy): "Miss, please don't seduce me."

Dear heroes of the Eastern Han Academy, since you are here, let's come in and meet! (Zhou Yu)

30 Mushroom-scented bananas, cigarette-scented soap, coriander-scented champagne, sesame oil-scented perfume, incense burner-scented vanilla-flavored sausage-flavored Ji Xiang (Xiao Qiao)

3 1 My name is Liu Mingbei, and I am the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. Some people call me Beibei. Liu Xuande is me, and I am Liu Xuande. (Ha ha ha) But nobody calls me Ade (ha ha ha).

32 wolfing down, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows ~

Xiao Qiao said to Liu Bei: Chasing girls must last until the last second, and must wait until the girls say stop.

You can stop, or you have to pursue bravely, you know?

Cao Cao: I see!

Xiao Qiao: I'm not asking you.

34. Mrs. Abiao: Abiao, I feel sorry for you. My man is yours, my heart is Zhao Yun's and my soul is Guan Yu's. Now my spirit has been stolen by that Liu Bei. ~ ~ ~ Biao. ~

35 Liu Bei (Xiu): There is a kind of yearning, which will always appear without thinking.

The first string is loud (thinking); The second string is loud (thinking); It turns out that every string is loud (thinking)

Liu Bei (Xiu): Stay. Or I'll go with you ... come here. Or you can come with me.

Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I want brave enough to love.

Zhang Fei: This meal was so rich that I ate a kilo.

Guan Yu: Did you eat more than a catty?

Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties.

Liu Bei: ... you are surprised that "Jing" is used in this way! ~

Tiramisu said: Enjoyment full of sin will relax a lady's tight abdomen.

Marotta to Iliad, Liu Bei (Xiu) and Sun Shangxiang, what are you looking at? I didn't see how handsome it was!

Sun Shangxiang: Happiness means having a secret that only belongs to two people.

Cao Cao: Everyone has friends.

Liu Bei: Is it cholesterol?

Cao Cao: That's a waste of time.

43. A Xiang: From tomorrow, we will be classmates. Are you happy?

Liu Bei (Xiu): Not bad.

A Xiang: Ah ~ ~ Not bad!

Liu Bei (Xiu): The highest grade, not bad, plus est! (cute)

A Xiang: Actually, in my opinion, your music is not bad, and it is the highest level. Add est! (shy+blushing)

44. Hua Tuo: I am happy about the treatment that will change history.

Zhang Fei: If you don't get to the point, I'll let you change history!

45. Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be a celebrity forever.

Liu Bei (Xiu): I promise he will! (Everyone looks at him together) Why? Can't predict the future! (guilty ~ ~)

46. Sun Shangxiang: Who will arrive first tomorrow or in the future?

47. Liu Bei (Xiu): It turns out that we will arrive first tomorrow, because we have no future. How can we get there first?

Liu Bei (Xiu): So, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people? !

A Xiang: Ordinary people, the only extraordinary opportunity is (blushing+approaching ing) to talk about an extraordinary love! !

Liu Bei (Xiu) os: Alas, we are really destined for an extraordinary love! !

49. Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, today is not easy to try! Today's exam, you cheat today, if you don't do it today, it will be too late!

50. Cao Cao: You have also seen the Art of War! (Jing ING~) Sun Tzu's Art of War is a collection of tactics written by Cao Jiazu at the risk of dying. Cao Jiazu taught his children not to pass it on to his daughter, and now he is locked in my new multi-security peptide metal vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I still have to ask you carefully.

Liu Bei: Oh!

Cao Cao: How did you know about this plan?

Liu Bei: Well, it's written in the plan! ~

Cao Cao: ~ ~ ~ Ah, hahaha ~ ~ It's written on it. How could I forget ~ ~ yo!

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