2、? Capsize in the gutter.

3、? Eating will choke to death.

4、? Drinking cold water can also plug your teeth.

5、? Yawning twisted my waist.

6、? Heel fart.

7、? Even the god of plague is avoiding you.

8、? When it rains, it always pours.

9、? Happiness never comes in pairs, but it never rains alone.

10、? Capsize in the gutter, capsize again, capsize again.

1 1、? Go out and step on shit, fart and hit your heels.

12、? Drinking cold water will clog your teeth and eating will choke you to death.

13、? I met three female netizens online: the first one has a sweet voice.

14、? Wedding night, next door; Be number one, number one.

15、? The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

16、? Alas! It rains all night, and the wind blows late. What bad luck!

17、? Alas! It rains all night, and the wind blows late. What bad luck!

18、? I'm fine ... you care too much about the world ... the world treats you like dirt.

19、? The most unfortunate thing is that I just entered a mm and suddenly the power went out. When the electricity came, people disappeared.

20、? Capsize in the gutter, capsize again, capsize again, turn upside down, and one thunder breaks eight pieces.

2 1、? A person's bad luck has at least one advantage: he can recognize who his true friends are.

22、? The stone smashed the clay pot, but it was a pity that the clay pot; The pot hits the stone, but it's the pot that's unlucky.

23、? Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

24、? Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next. .

25、? Whether an individual or a nation, being a smart person has a bright future, and being a fool is bound to be unlucky.

26、? In this life, the most unfortunate thing is that people have spent all their money before they die; The worst thing is that money hasn't been spent after death.

27、? The worst thing is eating too fast and choking in a mess; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

28、? The worst thing is eating too fast and choking in a mess; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

29、? When I received the email: most unfortunately, I thought that mm received a love letter from a virus email, which made the machine lifeless; The most unfair thing is that the next time my girlfriend's love letter was deleted because she dared not read it, she was also scolded for being bloody.

30、? Huaigu Liu Lihe. Tian Zi was shocked by the dust. Top gun expresses lofty sentiments. The spring breeze will be prosperous. A little sparse, arrogant and frivolous. Zi Yuan hates jade and dust. I blamed my father because his name was wrong. Go to Beijing to fold your wings. Died young and lost his soul to Shi Gui.

3 1、? Aunt next door is pregnant for eight months! She stepped on a banana skin and fell down! What a terrible fall! I slipped and hit the ground with my stomach down! At that time, my aunt was bleeding while clutching her stomach! The baby is gone, and the aunt is insane!

32、? Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. Actually, we have a bad day. I have a lot of things to finish at school every day. Sometimes I feel really tired. Let's write it in Chinese. Math exam. Let's spot-check physics again ... there are many such things. The point is, the teacher checks me every time, which is terrible.