Guo Degang and Yu Qian’s classic cross talk include "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", "The Ugly Empress", "Eating Mooncakes", "I Want to Win the Best Actor", "Being a Peripheral Crosstalk Actor", "Yu Qian Wetting the Bed", "Singles", etc. wait.

Classic lines:

1. Non-famous crosstalk actors Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

2. It was getting cold and I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I unzipped the buttons and put them in my pocket.

3. In Beijing, China, there is a Guo Degang. A military prodigy, he can write pens to bring peace to the world, and he can mount horses to make peace in military affairs. He knows women when he is on the kang, and he knows shoes when he is off the kang.

4. If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help.

5. It rained twice this week, one for 3 days and one for 4 days.

6. My friend said that he printed counterfeit money for me. I gave him 50 yuan and he gave me 1 yuan of counterfeit money. I suspected that he had lied to me.

Classic lines

1. Look at people, those who drive and those who buy high-rise buildings, look at you, you have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, and the water around you is Flow, your hands are shaking and the tears in your heart are flowing.

2. Yu: Your father’s surname is Cui? Guo: Your father’s name is Jian!

3. You are disobedient! Little bastard! I told you, dad, don’t say this. , never say that the child is a little brat, genetically speaking, it is not good for the parents. My father was anxious and rolled up his arms and sleeves. I will fight with you!

4. When people do good things, they always want ghosts and gods to know about them, and when they do bad things, they always think that ghosts and gods don’t know. We make things so difficult for ghosts.

5. Have you seen the movie "Young and Dangerous"? Have you? Yes, yes, we are together. Does Hong Kong’s Hong Kong triad gang know about it? I belong to Hong Hing. But we are not the headquarters, we are branch offices. I'm from Niulanshan.

6. I am from the underworld. Look how dark I'm wearing.