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1. Ice Shooter: Do you want a few shots?

2. Mailing Gunner: I really want to shoot something.

3. The Magic Witch: It’s time to perform magic, and the black rose will bloom again.

4. Weapon Master: Put down the weapon in your hand. I know you are tired. I will watch you leave and turn on the street lights at dusk to illuminate your way home.

5. Clockwork: Their screams are so strange.

6. Night Hunter: I was born in darkness, and I will die in darkness. I want my silver crossbow to end the evil in this world.

7. Stone Man: Solid as a rock.

8. Xiaopao: I want to think about something to shoot.

9. Dog Head: The death ritual is about to begin, and your internal organs will be used for divination!

10. Xin Zhao: A chrysanthemum arrives first, and then a gun emerges like a dragon. The spear is still there, and the chrysanthemum is brought.

11. Jiawen: Find the rest of your team. I'll wait for you here.

12. Fourth Brother: Let me sing an elegy for your death.

13. Fourth Brother: Your head is so deformed that I can’t even use your skull.

14. Anivia: Very silly and naive.

15. Alchemist: Shake you until you feel dizzy.

16. Card Master: Every card is a miss for you. I won everything in my bet, but I can’t win back your love.

17. Galen: Hurry up and end it, my head is a little dizzy.

18. Dawn Goddess: Don’t stare at people so directly.

19. Armored Dragon Turtle: I put on my armor and (next88) stand in front of you. All my concerns are reduced to one sentence: Be careful.

20. Bounty: Are you sure you can catch me?

21. Judgment Angel: Who took my hearthstone?

22. Alistar: Nothing can repel me!

23. Planck: I want to accept you as a "good friend"!

24. Little gunner: Little gunner, no worries. Sit back and watch the fireworks on the battlefield.

25. Sister Good Luck: Kid, shut your mouth, otherwise you will lie on the ground waiting to be reborn.

26. Fallen Angel: What was I in my previous life?

27. Tidal Sea Spirit: I come from the deep sea. I have no friends. No one wants to play with me. Only the giant shark is my friend. Are you willing to play with it?

28. Wuji Sword Master: I have been moving forward rapidly, shuttling between people, trying to make the overwhelming scenery make me fade away from missing you.

29. Fire Man: This world will disappear in flames.

30. Annie: Do you want to come and play too? Very fun!

31. Shadow of the Blade: The light of the sword and the heart of stone. Only you know that I am still so fragile and easily sentimental under the hidden mist.

32. Kuchi: Now I have reached my limit!

33. Captain: Come on, beauty.

34. Explosive Genius: Try the big guy!

35. Scorpion: My stinger will not let you down.

36. Predators: Are you scared? Summoner? Sister Lucky: I always cum first!

37. Daughter of Darkness: I always worry you so much, whether you will always turn into it and guard me.

38. Monkey King: Summoner, we can put down the mouse and wait for victory!

39. Dawn: No matter it is windy or raining, the sun still rises.

40. Carter: Let me take a break. I seem to be a little dizzy.

41. General Manager of the German Gang: A little cold light arrived first, and then the gun shot out like a dragon.

42. Gem Knight: You like purity, so I made the gems into armor, but your figure is no longer reflected in the shining light.

43. The Big Mouth of the Abyss: I also hope that the day I turn into a butterfly, I will no longer be gray, no longer in pain, and will no longer let my ugly appearance scare the beautiful you.

44. Bounty: I have two guns, one is called Shooting, and the other is called "Ah~" How about, do you like it?

45. Bear: Where is Annie’s bear? How do I know? Crybabies!

46. Steel Ambassador: You are laughing at me for picking up the hammer and shield. As long as you are here, I will not be hurt. But, you don’t know, it is you who will hurt me.

47. Stone Man: I also jumped out of a stone, why not a monkey?

48. Dragon Turtle: The creature I hate most is a blue hedgehog, because I can't outrun him.

49. Planck: Oh, I was shocked!

50. Big Mouth, once upon a time there was a monster. He kept eating and couldn't get enough. Finally he ate himself.

51. Cards: What? Want me to tell your fortune? No kidding, I don't know any tarot cards.

52. The singer who sings the praises of death: The song ends, the flowers scatter, the beloved has passed away, leaving only an empty sigh.

53. Kassadin: Try again.

54. Alchemy: To shake, or not to shake, that is the question.