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Poetry

1.

Ask Langhua, is it good to be a slave? Langdao is not as graceful as flowers.

The beauty heard this and became jealous, not believing that a dead flower is better than a living person.

Crush the flowers into pieces and throw them in front of the man: Please let him sleep with the flowers today!

——? Tang Yin's "Jealous Flower"

2.

One day walking on the lake, the other day sitting on the lake.

One day I lived on the lake, and the other day I slept on the lake.

——Yuan Hongdao's "West Lake"

3.

Raise chickens and eat them, and cook the chicken fat.

The master has a good plan, which cannot be known to the chicken.

——Yuan Mei's "Chicken"

4.

Firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, everything is at someone else's house.

At the end of the year, I have nothing to do and watch plum blossoms in Zhuliang Temple.

——Tang Yin's "New Year's Eve Poetry"

5.

No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin,

No Tasty yet not lean, braised pork with bamboo shoots.

——Su Shi's "Poetry of Braised Pork with Bamboo Shoots"

6.

The heavy rain was pouring and the walls were wet, and Zhuge had no idea to find Zhang Liang.

Guan Gong ran away from the red rabbit horse, and Liu Bei went to the battlefield with his sword.

——Ouyang Xiu's "Riddle Poems"

7.

Only work in the boat is compilation of poems, and I have read half of the Tang poetry.

It’s not that I don’t eat in the morning, but the quatrains in the middle of the mountain should be eaten in the morning.

——"Breakfast Poetry" by Yang Wanli

8.

One piece after another, two pieces, three pieces, four or five pieces.

Six pieces, seven pieces, eighty-nine pieces flew into the reed flowers and disappeared.

——Qianlong's "Flying Snow"

9.

I met Du Fu on the top of Fanke Mountain, wearing a hat on his head and sitting in the afternoon.

I would like to ask you not to be a too thin student. I always suffer from writing poems in the past.

——Li Bai's "Play to Du Fu"

10.

One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five, six, seven, eight or ninety pieces.

Thousands of countless pieces fly into the plum blossom but they are never seen.

——Zheng Banqiao's "Song of Snow"

Popular Category

1. If the whole world doesn't want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several people. dealer.

2. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask her to answer this or that.

3. I don’t believe it. I only believe that one drop will last forever. It only takes three seconds and will never be separated.

4. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

5. Even if you want to cry again, you must smile and say: Your uncle!

6. People who want to lose weight must not join any weight loss groups. On the surface, they may encourage each other, but in fact it is of no use. If you are not the fattest one, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

7. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor is it the ignorance of love, but when we are sitting together while you are playing with your mobile phone.

8. Many things are somewhere between being aggrieved and hypocritical.

9. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one reads anything you post.

10. What moment made you feel that you were really poor? God’s reply: I’ve asked all the buildings in the school, but I can’t find a Nokia mobile phone charger.

Lyrics

1.

Zebra Zebra? Don’t fall asleep

Zebra Zebra

You Sleep, sleep? Zebra

——Teng Jintao's "Zebra"

2.

It's raining in Tokyo

It's getting wet in Paris

——Li Yuchun "See You at the Next Crossing"

3.

Your smile is like a vicious dog

It disturbed my heartstrings

——Hua Zhou's "The Thief"

4.

Recalling the bitter kiss

It is the root of the tree

——Zhang Bichen's "Rings of the Year"

5.

You are as comfortable as me in the quilt

But as unpredictable as the wind

——Tanya Tanya's "Red High Heels"

6.

The sky really wants to rain

I really want to live next door to you

——Xu Song's "Why Not"

7.

What a passionate Aries, how kind, how abstract, how perfect she is

But the whereabouts are unknown and I have children for a lifetime

——Qu Xiaobing's "Aries"

8.

Wrong, wrong, wrong

It’s my fault

Silence does not represent my fault

——60% off "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong"

9,

The fire you breathe out

is my style

——Zhang Huimei's "Fire"

10.

Miss Dong

You are beautiful when the corners of your mouth are downward

——Song Dongye's "Miss Dong"

Famous Quotes

1.

Marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, love will die without a burial place.

——Anonymous

2.

Illusion is not your fault. Making decisions under illusion is your fault.

——Russell

3.

There are no traces of wings in the sky, but I have flown through.

—— Tagore

4.

The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, but when I stand in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you .

——Tagore

5.

What are you doing? I'm looking up at the sky. What is 30 degrees of looking up? It’s the angle that I miss her from. Why should we raise our head to 30 degrees? To prevent my tears from falling.

——Zhang Ailing

6.

Give me a fulcrum and let me pry your heart back, okay? But what makes me sad is that until you left, you still refused to give me this fulcrum.

——Zhang Ai

7.

It is said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are the most painful, and they only live one day a year. I say they are actually the happiest! Who is missed 364 days a year?

——Zhang Ailing

8.

Even if I am a cactus, I still need to water it with rainwater occasionally, even if it is only one drop, two drops, three drops, and four drops... At least, it gives me the courage and confidence to look forward to the charming rainy season.

——Zhang Ailing

9.

Life is about giving. I have a wish in my heart that no one knows: I want everyone to have a house, every mouth to have food, and every heart to be warm. I want to wipe everyone’s tears and never let anyone pull a hair out of anyone else’s hair.

——Ba Jin?

10.

Besides teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

——Qi Qin

Quotes

1. You love to talk sarcastically. Could it be that you are the product of Fengyoujing and Qingyoujing?

2. It feels like I am not going to school, but that the students are learning from me. It is simple and rough without using a condom.

3. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you adapt, it will make you suffer for the rest of your life.

4. You are only young once. How can you tell your son about those years without going crazy?

5. The physique of contemporary adults: They do nothing and feel inexplicably tired every now and then.

6. I farted in the elevator, and I yelled "Something's stuck", so everyone in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

7. You are so thick-skinned, why didn’t you use your face to study body armor?

8. Whenever my parents tell me to focus on studying and not to date, I feel helpless: What can I do? There are so many people chasing me.

9. I got married because I liked it, but later I got divorced because I chose it wrongly.

10. The boss who talks to you about money is a good person. The boss who talks to you about ideals doesn’t want to give you money!