1. If the blackboard is the vast sea, then the teacher is the sailor on the sea. The moment the bell rang, you used the faculty whip as an oar to row the textbooks moored in the harbor like a ship. On the desk, the problems are piled up like a reef. Your gestures are as vivid as a flying bird, waving a graceful arc on the podium - the ship passes... Not a single cloud floats in the sky, just like your bright heart , a lofty one.

2. Hope comes from disappointment, and uplift comes from worry. As a poet said: Those who feel hungry must digest well, those who feel urgency must be efficient, and those who feel crisis must have good digestion. Progress quickly.

3. Don’t wander under the trees, don’t meditate in the rain, don’t cry in the dark. Look forward, don't look back. As long as you have the courage to face it and raise your head, you will find that the haze of scores is just a short rainy season. Looking forward, there is still a bright sky, which will not make people feel hesitant.

4. The soft sunshine hangs slanting on the everlasting branches and leaves of green pines and cypresses, looking so quiet and solemn. The green lawn and white cement are peaceful, and the steps rise and fall so lightly. Everyone's But my heart was filled with excitement and thoughts.

5. The ocean of life is not like the rippling blue waves of West Lake. As time goes by, it is sometimes as calm as a mirror, sometimes the waves are splashing, and sometimes huge waves are soaring into the sky... After people have withstood the test of strong winds and waves, , tend to become stronger.

6. When you are in the spring scenery with warm breeze blowing, birds singing and flowers fragrant, green mountains and green waters, and vast hectares of fertile fields, you will definitely be intoxicated; when you face the golden autumn season that is as golden as silver and full of fruitful fruits. , you will definitely be delighted. Have you ever thought that the lush spring scenery is the heroic appearance after being baptized by the severe cold, and the beautiful scenery of the golden autumn is the crystallization of the smelting heat.

7. If you want to harvest fruits in the golden autumn, then in the cold early spring, you should roll up your trouser legs and work tirelessly to open up fields, sow seeds, and cultivate until the day of harvest.

8. Life is like a path winding in the mountains, bumpy and bumpy, with ditches and cliffs on the sides. If you fall down, cry if you want. What are you afraid of? Don’t pretend to be pretentious! This is straightforwardness, not weakness, because crying does not affect the journey, but can actually increase caution. The mountain flowers are blooming and the scenery is pleasant. If you are intoxicated, just laugh if you want to, but don’t pretend to be reserved! This is straightforwardness, not pride, because smiling once does not affect the journey, but can actually increase confidence.

9. Love is a piece of sunshine in winter, which makes the hungry and cold people feel the warmth of the world; love is a clear spring in the desert, which makes people on the verge of despair regain the hope of life; love is It is a sweet rain sprinkled on the long-drought land, which brings immediate spiritual comfort to the lonely and helpless people.

10. The days are always like fine yarn passing through the fingertips, slipping quietly inadvertently. The sorrows and misused injuries of the past have gently passed away under the wash of the passing years, while the joy and smiles left behind will remain fresh in the depths of memory for a long time.

13. Smoke is burning in the peaceful home again.

14. Some memories are burned, and some memories are buried deep in the heart. The age of innocence flows through the golden age like running water.

15. I want to melt into the pink peach petals and wipe away the worries in your heart all day long.

16. I completely understand my parents’ minds.

17. Maternal love is a masterpiece that I will never be able to finish reading; maternal love is a sky that I will never be able to fly out of.

18. When the withered autumn leaves swayed in the wind, the late autumn floated outside the school. Under the moonlight, my father’s shadow stretched very long. The huge windbreaker wrapped the skinny father inside, and I felt sad in my heart. .

19. The true love in the world is like a big net, which always warms people's hearts. Just like a mother's love, it never ends.

20. Time is a poem, a poem containing rich philosophy. Time is like a camel, carrying the dreams of countless people.

21. The fate of a boat is to drift; the fate of a sail is to chase the wind and waves; the fate of life is to grasp it. Only by grasping and believing in life can you be young and innocent.

22. The past is like a song. In the journey of life, despite the ups and downs and regrets, the beauty of youth has not been lost. Believe in yourself, there is always hope. Let us remember that sentence: I will not cry if I miss the sun, otherwise, I will miss the moon and stars.

23. If you fail in life, please don’t write sad tears on your face. Failure is also a kind of gain. The most important thing in life is to have full courage and the courage to start a business.

24. I once thought that one helpless cry was all the vicissitudes of the world; one small setback was all the failures in life. It was the fourteen-year-old who told me...

25. The moonlight is quiet and quiet. Pattering raindrops hit the hut. Under the dim light, my mother was sewing the clothes of the wanderer closely. Suddenly, a gust of cold wind squeezed through the window of the hut. My mother seemed to have caught a cold and coughed several times with a strong sense of tiredness. . I woke up from my dream and stared blankly at my elderly mother under the lamp...

26. At night, the spring breeze blew softly. I held my chin and sat on the colorful steps, and another unforgettable thing came to my mind.

1. The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people.

2. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - they are meant to be spread out for sleeping - but this was also the first thing that was refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

3. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some Ph.D.s actually don’t have much improvement in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it.

4. If we can produce all-rounders in this era, it is to take exams. The blessing of education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

5. The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

6 I think the current situation is: Carrefour is like an inflatable doll for a group of people to hold and vent. On the one hand, it may be that life is too depressing and they need to find a cheap outlet. While venting, I also asked the inflatable doll and the manufacturer of the inflatable doll, am I strong, am I strong? I saw people next to me who were not interested in making inflatable dolls and accused them of impotence

7. China looks down on people who talk big words. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

8. It is better for me to become a phenomenon and to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all.

9. As I said before, literature is often the prostitute of politics. So, like the above, are the critics I serve comfortable? How about I call Chen Danqing to admit my mistake? It will be more comfortable to fly together... If you think my service is good, please keep ordering me in the future. My job number is 184531, which is a little bit... It’s hard to remember, alas, there’s no way, there are too many writers in this field...

10. I don’t like to be trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me to copy the class rules 20 times. I had to hold three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

11. There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day.

All girls, if they are a little bit pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12. The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of all kinds of buses, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

13. It is abominable to occupy the pit and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecating.

14. After a man falls out of love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if you can eat the same thing, If your sweetheart is suddenly snatched away, you will naturally try your best to find one with similar tastes - this logic only applies when the woman betrays her or her pursuit of her fails. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and there is no need to eat food that becomes smellier with each passing day.

15. Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. You can’t see it, but others can see it clearly.

16. Mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good, music, sports, and computer are all zero points. I can’t even turn on a computer. I’m still a top student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

17. An adult over the age of 18 still doesn’t know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education.

18. Mathematics is about doing, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it.

19. When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team. No matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking.

Well, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how hard you drive, you can’t drive to the McLaren team, and no matter how fast you drive, you can’t drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated. .

20. When you fall in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you think you are good-looking and have face, but in the office, you think finding a rich guy is face-saving. In fact, all you love is face.

21. During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see anything that teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So if I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying?

22. As long as the sentences are smooth and there are not many typos that affect reading, there is no criterion for judging the quality of an article. I randomly handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing. No teacher would think that his students' writing was as good as that of a famous writer, and they would still make a lot of revisions

23. One year the school was handing in an essay. They forcibly charged an extra 100 yuan when paying tuition fees. The reason was that the loan from parents was used for educational construction. As for the repayment, it was not only indefinite but also interest-free. In the end, no one who was borrowed the money knows what the money actually built.

24. There are two "secrets" in Chinese language: one is not to read Chinese language documents; the other is not to read them as documents.

25. I have my own principles for reading. I don’t like Chinese books and composition classes, because I hate these things that make people money and stifle people’s personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. This guy is very smart and sincere. The characteristics of my writing are more like Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged", because I admire how he curses deeply without being explicit.

26. The student sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that used my article for analysis, asking which of the following competitions my article was selected from: A: The First National New Concept Essay Contest; B. The First National New Concept Composition Competition; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition.

What do you think this is? What is the purpose of the exam? Our Chinese language education is really great!

27. The protagonist of my novel basically does nothing and lives in chaos. this is life. Why must it be higher than life?

28. For mathematics, I think I only need to go to the second grade of junior high school. It is good for a person to be well-rounded, but the more well-rounded a person is, the more mediocre he is. It is said that a person studies advanced mathematics to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is something that is innate, not something that is cultivated. If the ancients didn't learn advanced mathematics, wouldn't they have no logical ability?

29. The seven red lights of lessons illuminate my future.

30. I think it’s time for more and more celebrities to come here to perform and express condolences, and it’s time for me to leave.

31. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

32. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am particularly disgusted with stereotyped personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write something like "Ah, our glorious bridge."

33. I have a clear plan for my plans after I drop out of school. I will promote the release of "Three Gates" in Shanghai in May, do book signings among my peers, and invite a few friends to go to Tibet during the summer vacation... a few at the end of the year. Yue locked himself in his home and put down a year's experience into writing.

34. What Nervous people show when they speak is not forgetting the content, but forgetting the transition. They have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences with no causal relationship can be connected with "so".

35. A family is like a mountain. Both parties have to work hard to climb up, but only one person can stand on the top of the mountain. It is said that a family is like a mountain, but more importantly, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. Once the two tigers face each other, they must fight fiercely to distinguish the superior. Usually men use non-academic means such as fists and kicks to resolve disputes, so behind a failed woman there is usually a successful man.

36. When the problem involves money, the lifespan of love is different. I often see an extremely ugly man embracing a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy.

37. We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; and love based on money is eternal because money is forever.

38. The beauties in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking on the street, arrogantly only looking ahead, and this is no exception when crossing the road; but most of the men in Shanghai do not look straight in the eyes, trying their best to search for the beautiful women, and the muscles on their faces They have been trained to act independently without being controlled by the brain. They will smile when they see a beautiful woman. Because of such attention, in Shanghai, you only hear about cars hitting old women, but rarely hear about cars hitting beautiful women.

39. The city is like a woman. During the day, all we see is her face covered in makeup. It is only late at night that we can see her face after taking off her makeup. That is the most real.

40. You can only wait but not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that has just left, we usually Others cannot catch up.

—— "Hair" by Zero Degree

41. Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

42. Han Han: "A group of people with no achievements actually accuse a world champion of having problems with his education model. This is Chinese logic."

——Han Han commented on the accusations made by some Chinese Billiards champion Ding Junhui’s education methods are problematic.

43. Any altar will be an altar in the end, and any circle will be a wreath in the end.

44. Teachers are not popular but tutoring is very popular. It can be seen that asking for knowledge is like falling in love. If it lasts for dozens of times, it is humble, but one-on-one is precious. Of course, precious things are really expensive. It costs dozens of yuan an hour, which is basically the same price as a prostitute. When it comes to making money, teachers are much better than prostitutes.

Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; teachers give each other pain but still collect money. This is the greatness of tutoring.

—— Han Han, "Three Gates"

45. It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.

46. Power is greater than the rights you defend with all your might.

—— Han Han, "Flying Like a Boy"

47. A nationally famous source of student persecution.

——Han Han talks about Haidian District in Beijing.

48. Most modern poems are actually written by breaking a third-rate prose into sentences and lines. The so-called masters or pioneers just mess up the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then break it down. Write in sentences and lines.

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

49. Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as they are shameless.

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

50. The so-called high pressure, hard study, and few places are all the things of the common people, whether they are rich or not People with power have never said there is anything bad about education, because it is something they cannot understand.

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Enrollment Issues"