There is a plastic beard on his face, which is suspected to be made of garbage bags;
Stick A4 paper on your chest and write "I am Uncle Liang";
Wear shorts inside and costumes outside;
Walking in the middle of the subway, I met a female passenger and asked, "Uncle Liang, let me tell you something-can you translate the model?"
Uncle Liang's famous saying:
"Your uncle Liang has a few words with you." "Your uncle Liang will tell you something-can you translate the model?"
"Uncle was a farmer, with two-thirds of the land in Nanyang. When this man cuts people, Uncle doesn't want to be cut ... "
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2. Bright composition three paragraphs "Bright! Got it! " There was a cry in the laboratory, followed by a series of crazy and excited cheers.
It turns out that Teacher Jiao took us to the laboratory for an experimental class today. Teacher Jiao gave each group an electric test box, and let us make a light bulb from the materials inside. Hearing this, I couldn't help secretly rejoicing. There is an electrical genius in our group, who can compete with it?
As soon as we got the box, we opened it and found everything in it. So, as the team leader, I began to assemble. After five minutes, I finally put it together in a sweat. Who knows that when I press the switch, the humiliating light bulb will be still. Niu Weixuan looked at it and said that the battery was dead, so I changed a battery. Why? Still not bright? So I changed eight batteries in one breath, and none of them turned on. At this time, Wu Haoxun, who was on the side, couldn't help it and said, "It must be that the wires are not connected well!" I let go of my hand, but the wire was not caught.
what can I do? Niu Weixuan searched in the toolbox for a while and found a special connector. I carefully prepared the card, but I couldn't get it out. The original thread is too thin and the gap is too small to reach. "alas!" Lost, I lightly sighed. At this time, Niu Weixuan began to look for it again. "I found it!" Everyone cast a strange look at him. I looked at what he was holding happily. It turned out to be a wire. I saw it several times before I found it was different from the original silk. There is a small iron piece at the top of it. I thought: this must be the wire I need. So I happily took the wire from him, quickly plugged in the connector, and pressed the switch eagerly.
"bright! Got it! " "Oh ..." The whole class became a pot of boiling water at this time.
Although we have encountered many difficulties in this experiment, we know that only by perseverance can we grasp the golden key of science.
3. What are the famous sayings of Liang Shu? 20 10 which is the fastest in online celebrity? Appear in Beijing subway, bustling downtown. He claimed to be Uncle Liang, and because he couldn't understand ancient Chinese, he asked passers-by, "Can you translate the template?" Holding ancient books is also called Uncle Liang in classical Chinese by netizens. Uncle Liang first appeared in the Beijing subway on 1 in September. It immediately caused a sensation, and a large number of passengers took the opportunity to take photos and send them to the Internet. Many people (even subway workers) volunteered to take photos with them. He continued to appear in the subway on the 2 nd, but was taken away by the police at Fuxingmen Station. On the evening of the 2nd, Uncle Liang magically reappeared on the subway 13 line; 3 Sunrise is now outside the affiliated middle school of the National People's Congress, bustling downtown; No.4 appeared near Xidan; On the 5th, he attended the signing ceremony of Mai Jia's Feng Shuo and Xidan Book Building. On the 6th, he continued to appear in the bustling subway station ... Maybe Uncle Liang will continue to appear in our lives and bring us great happiness. Liang Shu became popular when editing this paragraph.
Uncle Liang-dressed in Zhuge Liang's ancient costume, wearing sanitary napkins on his head (with pads on his hat that read "Uncle Liang"); There is a plastic beard on his face, which is suspected to be made of garbage bags; Stick A4 paper on your chest and write "My Uncle Liang"; Wear shorts inside and costumes outside; Walking in the middle of the subway, I met a female passenger and asked, "Uncle Liang, let me tell you something-can you translate the model?" Edit this paragraph of Liang Shu's famous saying "Liang Shu has a few words with you"
"Uncle Liang, tell you something-can you translate the model?" "Uncle was a farmer, with two-thirds of the land in Nanyang. This man doesn't want to be hacked when he cuts people ... At present, there are media reports that "Dr. Liang Shu from Peking University" promoted Zhuge Liang to promote classical Chinese.
Internet singer Liang Shu Liang Shu, formerly known as Sean, once used the name Zhang Minghao. Jilin Gongzhuling people. Internet singer. I uploaded a large number of songs I sang on Tudou, and achieved a high click-through rate. Favorite singer: Tao Zhe. The characteristics of Liang Shu's singing: his voice is slightly hoarse, but his feelings are very devoted. Representative song: Love me or him, looking at the spring breeze, hurry, sorry and thank you, friend, that's it, a woman's choice, a game and a dream, I love you but you love him, I will miss you when it rains, hello and so on.
4. Write a 600-word pencil composition. Hello, everyone, I'm a pencil. Speaking of my history, three days and three nights are endless.
My raw material is graphite, but I have two shortcomings: first, it will pollute people's fingers, just like a dirty "doll" without clothes.
Similarly, there is a bad habit, that is, it is easy to "break", so human beings are reluctant to use my dirty and easily broken pencil. But I don't know that unknown genius solved my shortcomings and pollution problems. And my old problem of "perishable". My companion told me that it was Bavaria in Germany. He gave me some "nutrients" such as sulfur, antimony and resin at 176 1 to make me strong.
In the later days, a man named William Monroe made me an extremely hard "armor". At this time, I changed.
It became a beautiful modern pencil. Its workmanship is as follows: firstly, the board is dried in the sun, then soaked in an oil furnace, then planed into a semicircle by a worker's uncle, and finally the groove is washed from beginning to end by a machine, and then graphite is bonded with two pieces of wood chips with suitable elasticity that have rushed through the groove. This is the origin of my birth.
I am cheap and easy to carry, even my grandparents' quill pens and ink have to take a back seat. I have many brothers and sisters,
Everyone is a master in the pen world.
Although I write shorter and shorter, I am willing to pay the unknown price for children's study.
5. Write three compositions. Mother is a delicious fruit. After giving the skin you love to your child, what you leave behind is a hard core. -inscription
How can family ties be forgotten? Kind and hard. Mother not only provided us with all the needs of teaching, living, feeding and studying when we were young, but also created a good environment for our efforts without regrets. Anyway, mom will put love on us.
This is no longer an exaggeration. Many of our mothers are busy with our affairs, family and work, and eventually lose their hair. Every night, my mother comes home with a tired body. The moonlight in front of the house, covered by dark clouds, is so faint and dim, watching her continue to write at the window. Yes, which one of our mothers didn't work hard, went out early and came home late, and didn't do the best for her children's living conditions, while the other mother didn't want to see her children's satisfaction and happiness, but she paid silently when we were happy.
When we were very young, my mother helped us learn to handle our own affairs slowly, just as an eagle helped Zou Ying practice flying. Just like a lion trains its cubs to catch food. You know, in order to learn to deal with simple and practical things around us, how much mothers have paid for us: in order to let us learn to tie our shoelaces and learn to eat with chopsticks, they taught us again and again, let us practice again and again and correct our mistakes; In order to let us learn to wash our own clothes and fasten our own buttons, they trained us step by step, so that we can handle our own affairs without relying on others in anything, which laid the foundation for what we want to learn when we grow up.
Mother can bring us warmth and courage, let us go forward bravely, there is no need to threaten. I remember when I was a child, my forehead had a high fever of 39 degrees. The pain caused by the high fever made me feel extremely uncomfortable all day. Finally, I came to the hospital to see a doctor. There is no doubt that the result was a creepy injection. After listening to this, I was naturally afraid of chicken feathers all over the hospital. As a result, the nurses grabbed me and carried me to the injection room. When I saw the shining needle shaking in the sky, my nervous heart wailed again. Finally, my mother came in. She told me to be quiet in a gentle voice, then sat down and said to me, "When you feel pain, just bite my hand and let me share the pain and cry for you." After listening, I blinked my eyes and asked, "Can this really share my pain?" Hmm! "Mom's simple sentence reassured me. During the injection, I really felt pain, so I bit my mother's arm tightly, which really relieved a lot of pain. Until the end, I looked up at my mother, and I saw that my mother was already crying for you. Do you really think that as long as we bite our mother's arm when we feel pain, we can relieve the pain? No, it's just that my mother's firm language shocked me and filled me with confidence and courage to overcome unknown difficulties.
In more things, we need not only maternal love, but also dependence. Who doesn't feel happy with his mother's company? In the third grade of primary school, my mother left home for a week. That night, I was so scared that I hugged my mother's hand tightly when I slept, worried that she would leave, and soon fell asleep ... Boom, I was awakened by a slight door closing sound, and my left hand grabbed my right hand in a panic, but the only thing I could be sure of was that my mother went somewhere else. I didn't sleep that night. At that time, because my father was also working in other places, I watched the street at the window that night and didn't stop until I went to school at three in the morning. In this way, in seven days, I cooked, washed, practiced, bathed and slept by myself. Everything is so lonely, so lonely, even in the dark. When my mother came back, I immediately rushed down to meet her ... although it has been a long time, I still dare not recall it, let alone live like this again.
Time waits for no man, and mothers' youth is quickly crushed by family and social affairs, replaced by earthworm-like wrinkles and conspicuous white hair on their foreheads. This makes us clearly see our mother's white hair. Every white hair is a touching story, which makes us realize our great and lovely mother again and that everything our mother does is closely related to us.
6. Ask the quotations of Liang Shu, a network celebrity. You Liang Shu, let me tell you something: your father used to hang out and was hanged halfway; Now that the territory is three points, Yizhou seems to be unable to cover it, and the world is watching tragedy. But the bodyguard left by your father is still very loyal, and those two Poles who went out to smash a venue don't want to die. All this is for the sake of your father giving money to women in the past, and now I want to pay it back.
Uncle now wants you to be smart, fulfill dad's wishes and make your brothers proud; Never think of yourself as a worthless onion to bend the hearts of your brothers.
In your home, everyone is together, so you should criticize who should slap who, and a bowl of water is flat; If you don't do a good job, if you make trouble for us all day, if you are honest and upright, you should give it to the security section. You should pay by hand. This can show that you are the same for everyone, don't be partial to anyone, so everyone can be different.
Guo, Tiao and Xiao Dong are all honest people and do everything well. Your father respects them very much, and his uncle thinks that they will be given all the big and small things in the gang. Two poles are old, good-tempered, and fierce. They can fight and kill. Your father said "capable", but if they can't, they will be promoted. Uncle thinks that hacking people will definitely expand our territory, and no one will dare to mess with us in the future.
Why did gangs start to flourish? It doesn't always win over real people and drive away incompetent people. Later, I was cornered by others. It's not just your father who is surrounded by idiots who can talk. Every time I chat with my uncle, he can beat his chest. Shi Zhong, Shang Shu, Chang Shi and joining the army are all sworn brothers of my uncle. You must trust them, so that we can have a chance to carry them forward.
Uncle was originally a farmer and had an acre of land in Nanyang. In this era of hackers, uncle doesn't want to be black, but only hopes that he won't be hacked.
Your father doesn't think his uncle is a coward. He went to his uncle's house for three days and asked me how to manage the gang. I am grateful to tears. Since then, I've been following your dad everywhere to grab territory.
Later, a group of us contradicted each other, and my uncle fought back desperately. It has been more than twenty years now.
Your father knew Uncle Jing was as good as a monkey, so he gave me all the important things before hanging up. As you are a newcomer, uncle can't sleep every day, afraid of bending the boss's heart, so he led his brothers across the Luhe River in May to a place without bird droppings and settled everything that should be settled.
No one dares to fool around in the south now. Our men are all better than Ma Zhuang. We should let the brothers relax and go to nightclubs or something. Go back to the Central Plains, clean up those heartless and treacherous people and help our elders up again. So that uncle can be worthy of your dead father.
Complete Works of Liang Xiong's Quotations;
As for how to do it, good words and bad words depend on your understanding, compliance and consent. This time, uncle is going to cut those bastards. If you can't cut them, what can you do? If no one puts in a good word for you, uncle will ask you, Yi Heyun. I still don't believe they can turn the sky upside down.
You should also think about your father. Your uncle, I'm sure I like it here. When I woke up, my uncle was about to leave, tears streaming down his face, and I didn't know what Hu was laughing at.
7. The third composition of the first volume of the fourth grade How to write the new crow drinking water?
Since the crow drank the bottle of water, he was very happy and proud, and often boasted about his cleverness in front of everyone.
One day, it flew and flew, tired and thirsty, and kept saying, "I'm so thirsty, so thirsty." Suddenly, it saw a well in front of it and thought, "Great, there is water to drink."
The crow stopped at the well and looked down. The water in the well is very clear. I really want to drink a well water to quench my thirst, but how can I drink it? I see, in the old way last time. All right, give it a try.
Outside the well, the crow found many pebbles. It took one and threw it into the well. "Ding-dong" stirred up a small splash on the water surface, and another one was spent. "Ding-dong" stirred up a small splash on the water surface. In this way, crows flew around, sweating like a pig, but the water didn't rise at all. It thought, "Hey, what's the last way?" "Ha ha ....." Just as it was wondering, there was an old man's laughter. It turned out that a farmer wearing a straw hat witnessed the incident. I saw the farmer throw the bucket into the well, then lift it up, and a bucket full of water was lifted up. When the crow saw the water, he couldn't help swallowing it.
The farmer smiled and said to the crow, "the water in the bottle has been replaced by the water in the well, and the situation has changed." You can't solve new problems in the old way. "
The crow nodded in shame and thought a little.
After the crow drinks water,
Since grandpa crow threw pebbles into the bottle and sang water, his wisdom has won unanimous recognition from animals. Today, this family invited Grandpa Crow to dinner, and tomorrow that family will visit Grandpa Crow to study the scheme that can make him smart. Even the animal society invited grandpa crow as a consultant. When he walked into the crow's house, there were piles of gifts everywhere, all from animals. The crow family won many honors.
One day, father crow took the little crow out to play. For a moment, the earth seemed to be scorched. They are thirsty. Suddenly, two bottles appeared not far away, with almost no water in them and a small bottle mouth. Seeing a straw in a pile of stones beside the bottle, the little crow went over to pick it up, put it in the bottle and sang water with relish. Father crow saw it and said angrily. With that, he picked up a pebble and threw it into a bottle to demonstrate. The little crow said confidently, "I'm not! You can't imitate everything, you must be innovative. You throw pebbles into a bottle to drink water, and you get tired and dirty. And I drink water through a straw, which is clean and relaxed. As long as I drink water, this method is good! "
Father crow bowed his head. ...
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King Qi likes to listen to people blow one after another. Mr. Nan Guo, who was originally mixed in the blowing team, heard the news and had to sneak away. Mr. Nan Guo fled and thought, "It's really not good for me to go on like this. I must learn to play the pole and start over. "
In order to learn to play the flute, Mr. Nan Guo asked around and finally found a famous flute player and worshipped him as a teacher. The master is very strict with him, and Teacher Nan Guo studies very hard. He learned it three or four times when others were learning it. He is asleep, but he is still practicing hard. After a long effort, he finally learned to play the flute.
One day, Mr. Nan Guo was blowing rice. A learned old man passed by and was surprised to hear the wonderful sound of rice. He asked Mr. Nan Guo, "You are such a good cook, why don't you join the team of Qi Wang?" Mr. Nanguo is embarrassed to talk about his previous situation. The old man said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you play well now." So, Mr. Nan Guo went to the King of Qi to admit his previous mistakes and asked to join the Blowing Team. The King of Qi forgave him and let him play a song first.
After blowing, the king of Qi nodded and cheered, and was put into the blowing team.
Sun Shuai buried a snake to enlarge 600 words. Sun Shuai is walking in a small forest. He walked while enjoying the beautiful scenery. A few crisp "mew mew" entered Sun Shuai to listen to the birds' ears. He turned around and was interested in the grass that made the sound.
Sun Shuai carefully through the grass, when a big foot stepped in, all of a sudden, he felt the soles of his feet slippery, curious, he lowered his head, "oh, no, I stirred a two-headed snake, I can be in trouble refraction will certainly come out to harm people. I must kill him. "
But this snake is very clever. Sun Shuai lifted the stone first and prepared to smash it. Its slender tongue almost reached his leg. This can shock Sun Shuai into a cold sweat. He thinks this opponent is not easy to despise, so he must take advantage of his surprise and give him a duel.
In this way, Sun Shuaio faced the two-headed snake and slowly moved back. Before he reached a hill, Sun Shuai immediately turned and walked back. The two-headed snake also wants to catch up with him, but he has problems of his own. He saw two snakes turning around for their own convenience, with their left heads drooping and their two ends uncompromising, determined to turn around in their own direction. Sun Shuai seized this precious opportunity, went back to the big stone, lifted it, and the stone fell to the ground. But Sun Shuai didn't go this way, but took care of the people. In order to leave the two snakes alone, if he sees two snakes like the legend, he will die. He didn't forget to bury snakes, so he made children superstitious about legends, but his scenery deserves our respect and study.