If you are reading this sentence, it means that you like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?
If I don't marry and you don't marry in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable.
Every time someone calls me ugly, I feel sad. I went blind at a young age.
5, forgive those arrogant poor people, after all, their eyes are blind!
6, such a big wind, it is not convenient to go out, I am so cute, accidentally blown into the arms of others, others will not return.
7. The virus fell in love with my computer. The only thing I can do is to beat Yuanyang.
8. The only thing that persists in growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.
There are only two choices before you now, either you follow me or I follow you.
10, jingle bells, a big box of good luck, Santa Claus sends peace and happiness everywhere.
1 1. There are two most charming people in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.
12, learn to bask in the sun, the goddess basks in the selfie, the local tyrant basks in the money, the model basks in the body, Lao Tzu wants to bask in the sun, and it rains every day!
13, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, not without long pants.
14, Q: What do you do when you are with your friends? A: Yes.
15, some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the discount on painless abortion.
16, Valentine's Day is coming. Walking down the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.
17, every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. You can still lose your temper with such a lovely me.
18, you are really a tree, talk easy?
19, I don't like her, I like my script, but my script is that I love her deeply-
20. Life is as crisp as autumn.
2 1, there are two most charming people in the world, one is like me and the other is like me.
22. In Chinese class, the teacher talks about perseverance, and then laughs at "How to persevere".
23. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.
24. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.
25. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
26. The handsome ones are called wallabies, and the ugly ones can only be called attacking giants.
27. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?
28, my object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.
29, others chasing you may not prove that you are beautiful, but you may know that you are good at it by looking at your coquettish appearance!
30. Opening a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square, and bringing a pack of paper towels at school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.
3 1, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.
32. It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.
33. My roommate taught me a way to wash clothes while washing socks-put socks on your hands to wash clothes.
34. People like you who talk about grades every time will be shot in the * * period.
35. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.
36. Donor, the poor monk is here for alms. Do you have a sauce elbow? Fried chicken legs will do. It's good.
37. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will be held down and kissed, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?
38. I just came to ask you, do you wear underwear to help jj up? Or help it down? Or pin it on your waist like me!
39. You have to walk the rest of the way, and I, you have to carry me.
40. Your age can't pass Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can.
4 1. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery the other day. The whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.
42. How much you can worry about is like a pair of long pants for everyone.
43. He is diligent, that is, he just fell in love with you; He is clumsy because he loves you deeply; He's calm, but he's tired of you.
44, wearing a low-cut dress and blocking your hand is too selfless.
45. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the river at the same time, would you be my girlfriend?
46. It's good that you have gained weight again. I like you one more thing.
47. Don't say enough waves, come to me again and say you want to have a home. I'm not a garbage collection station.
48. Life is so boring. Fortunately, I am cute.
49. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.
50. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.
5 1. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!
52. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
Don't propose to me. I will promise as soon as possible.
54. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.
55. Getting up now is not a matter of perseverance, but a matter of urinating.
56. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.
57. My mother said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.
58. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.
59. When I chased her, I felt that I had cheated her at last, but when I got along with her, I always felt that I was on the wrong side.
60. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.
6 1, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
62. If you don't like me, you can choose * * or pretend to be blind.
63. I took your photo as a desktop on a whim, and TMD was infected with a computer virus.
64. People don't eat when they are angry. When I am angry, I will eat two more bowls of rice.
65. Think about the salary ratio. Forget it. I don't want to live.
66. I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, how old he is, and what his name is.
67. In the past, letters were far away and carriages were slow. You could only love one person in your life, but you could marry many concubines.
68. If I go to No Country for Old Men one day, please throw me to Dubai to pick up garbage.
When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.
70. If I hadn't been so naughty as a child and been a soft girl quietly, I wouldn't regret that no one wants me now.
7 1, be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.
I licked my fingers and cried.
73. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; If you are excited, we even have children!
74. Why do you want to get married when you are married? Don't die if you live to an average life expectancy!
75. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.
76. Don't wait for people to stay up late. It's no joke to hit your face with a mobile phone. Let me tell you something.
77, ten years of life and death, I don't think about it, I will never forget, I don't wear long pants, there is nowhere to be sad.
78. It's naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that you have to look through the photo album.
79. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.
80, tick, tick, just one minute? My palm, escaped.
8 1. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. I can't if everyone else blows away. That's a real pity.
82. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, in order to steal your expression pack.
83. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.
84. My roommate always kicks the quilt when he sleeps. After I found out, I hurt his leg in time, otherwise I would have caught a cold.
As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why kill each other!
86. I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.
87. I grow black because I don't want to live my life in vain.
88. The review ship turned over and over again and sublimated into a ship that failed the subject.
89. The only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.
90. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.
9 1, grandma, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?
92. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long trousers with my red rope.
93. Even if I don't want a man, you can put it there for me.
94. I had a dream about you. I am sad. You are eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn't listen and hit me.
95. I love you. If there is a deadline, I hope it is two minutes. If you don't respond, I'll throw it back.
96. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
97. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.
98. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.
Don't call me fat, or I'll think you're jealous that I eat better than you.
100, I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.