Introduction: Fortress Besieged is a novel written by Qian Zhongshu and a satirical novel with unique style in the history of modern literature in China. The following are the classic quotations of the TV series Fortress Besieged compiled for everyone, hoping to help everyone!
First, the dog lost the meat bone in his mouth in pursuit of the shadow of the meat bone in the water! I married my lover as I wished. I'm afraid I'll feel sorry for the shadow I'll never see again at that time.
Second, life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.
Third, the flowers baked by the sun are too fragrant, stuffy and warm, which makes people sleepy.
Fourth, it is far from being a temporary death, at least becoming a stranger. Going home is like putting half-baked things back into the pot. It takes a while to cook them.
5. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment, so hold on to this job.
6. Leaving a place is equivalent to dying once. Knowing that death is inevitable, people express their will to live. Fame after death is as concerned as sorrow, joy, honor and disgrace after death, and I can't know. I am afraid that I will go or die, just like a foreign candle, leaving only an unpleasant smell. Someone said goodbye, as if the dying person had a dutiful son and grandson, and he closed his eyes with peace of mind.
Seven, far away, although not equal to death, at least become strange. Going home is like putting half-baked things back into the pot. It takes a while to cook them. ..... Sleeping has a strange temper. If you don't want it, it will come, please it, coax it, try every means to seduce it, and you need identity to hide your shadow.
Eight, people in the city want to escape, and people outside the city want to rush in. Most of the wishes in life are like this. _ Qian Zhongshu
Nine, sleep is a strange thing. You don't want it, it will come. Invite it, coax it, try every means to seduce it, and it will hide without a trace.
Ten, this news is crowned to the extreme, and it stinks to make readers hold their noses.
Talking to Han is like watching a slow-motion movie. You can't imagine that a simple sentence requires so much preparation and such a complicated body mechanism. Given time, he will have to walk slowly.
12. We are strangers.
Thirteen, words are empty, people are alive; Either a man keeps his word, or his words change with others. A word spoken is past recalling. There are not many things in the world, such as termination, regret, apology, divorce ... sometimes a person doesn't want to lie. After speaking, the environment has changed, and he has to change his original intention.
Fourteen, modern people have two popular beliefs. First: a woman's ugliness is a virtue, so a beautiful woman must not have the thought and virtue of an ugly woman; Second: A person without eloquence shows that he has morality, so the mute is the most honest person in the world.
15. China is the most science-oriented country in the world, and no country is willing to do it for scientists. Foreign scientists have made progress and China scientists have been promoted.
16. Chinese words that like to use unnecessary English words have no new ideas that are difficult to achieve in Chinese and need to be spoken in English; Therefore, the English words embedded in his speech are not as harmful as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth. Because gold teeth are not only decorative, they can also be used, so they are better than the meat scraps embedded in his teeth, indicating that the food is good and useless.
Seventeen, unhappy life is true, but it is not easy to die; The night seems deep enough, but the light is still invisible.
Eighteen, the death of his wife is still the most economical thing, although the funeral will cost a sum of money, but divorce does not require alimony? Isn't bigamy a price to pay in two ways? Many people have damn wives, but Rainbow Chu Hou has the luck to mourn in time. At least someone will give gifts in mourning. Divorce and bigamy, even this gift has no income, but also pay legal fees.
Nineteen, the western donkey driver, whenever the donkey refuses to walk and the whip is useless, hangs a bunch of carrots on his lips right in front of the donkey. The stupid donkey thought that the radish would reach his mouth in the previous step, so he continued to move forward step by step. The more he bit his mouth, the more his feet would catch up, and he took another stop unconsciously. At that time, whether it can eat this bunch of radishes depends on the happiness of the donkey people.
20. Somehow, all foreign good things come to China in the same way. Xinmei sighed. He doesn't know that this is China's interest. There are invincible hands in the world, so one thing comes from abroad and one thing goes out.
Twenty-one, the poison of an honest man is like the gravel in rice covering the thorns in fish fillets, giving people an unexpected pain.
22. When he said "let her have three points", he didn't mean "three points", but "there is only three points of moonlight in the world".
A lovely woman says that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.
Twenty-four, but after a big quarrel, it is often necessary to mend after it is late, and relive what was said during the quarrel: the man said, "I will not be angry because of what you said"; The woman said, "Then why did you say it first?" I can't figure it out. I might have a little fight with you.
25. Hung-chien was so hungry that he couldn't sleep well. His body was like a briefcase without paper, and he almost touched his back. Only then did he realize that what the French call "a day without bread" was not friendly enough. This is not as long as a day without bread or a sleepless night.
Twenty-six, he let her three points, this is not three points of running water and seven points of dust, but three points of moonlight on earth.
27. In fact, a person's shortcomings are just like a monkey's tail. When a monkey crouches on the ground, its tail is invisible. Until he climbed the tree, he put his back in public view. However, the long tail of this red ass has already existed, which is not a new sign of climbing.
28. There is a French saying that people outside the besieged castle want to rush in and people in the city want to escape.
Twenty-nine, one plane after another, it's beautiful.
There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, if you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the best to eat first, and the other person saves the best for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But in fact, it backfired, because the second one still has hope, and the first one only has memories. From falling in love to growing old together is like a bunch of grapes, there is always the best, and there is only one best. How good is it to keep hope?
At the age of thirty-one, her simplicity made Hung-chien even more afraid. He thought it was the super warmth and stability of love, as if the ocean was calm after the hurricane, and there were surging forces lurking under it at any time.
Thirty-two, the speech is standing on the stage, commanding; Propose a short bust and beg on your back.
33. Marriage is like a golden birdcage. The bird outside the cage wants to live in, and the bird inside the cage wants to fly out, so they go their separate ways to outdo each other.
Thirty-four, there is no love in the world, it is simply the impulse of the reproductive tract.
35 ..... Love is a great feeling with twists and turns, which is by no means so easy and simple. If you fall in love with someone in this way, then love is easy for you to disbelieve and easy for you to disbelieve.
Thirty-six, the night is like a piece of paper soaked in oil and turned into a translucent body. It is embraced by the sun and inseparable. Maybe I was intoxicated by the sun, so the night after the sunset faded is also red.
37. A talented woman is born to teach a stupid man to turn her upside down. Because he has no talent, he regards talent as mysterious and magical. His worship is like a poor boy who has no money worships a rich man.
It is well known that women refuse to spend money on books. Men are willing to buy candy, clothes and cosmetics for women, but only lend her books, and women don't want him to give them to her if they don't buy them. What is the truth? Borrowed is to be returned, and once borrowed, a book can be used as an excuse for two contacts without any trace. This is the inevitable preparation for love between men and women. As soon as the book is borrowed, the problem is big.
39. Miss Tang shook her head doubtfully, and there was no interface. When she was entertaining, she made a few polite remarks and ended up with a sentence. She can't stand talking any more. When you are in love, you are not tired of saying it a hundred times and listening to it a hundred times, but it is still not enough; What he can say now is extremely limited, and politeness does not allow him to cross the line.
Forty, or are you taking me? You broke into my heart, closed the door and twisted the lock.
Forty-one, ... Many of them are dead. A few of the dead buried themselves in memories, and epitaphs were erected. Occasionally, they mourn, just like some feelings for Tang Xiaofu. Some of them, as if they were killed by a road, don't clean it up, let it rot and melt, and be eaten by birds and animals-but they can't be eliminated, such as themselves who bought their diplomas from the Irish.
42. The ideal of returning to China after studying abroad is like water on the ground, which rises to the sky, turns into rain and returns to the ground. People all over the world are watching and talking.
Forty-three, I can't drink, so I soaked a little red wine in the water. I often see this red liquid in white liquid, making a cloud state, and the whole glass of water turns pale red instantly. He thought that maybe when a girl has a boyfriend for the first time, her mood is like white water splashing red wine, not love, just a slight excitement.
44. At that time, Fang Hung-chien was like a man who got up in the dead of winter morning. He jumped out of bed as hard as he could. He must get up in cold clothes and never flinch.
At the age of forty-five, Fang Hung-chien was so frightened that he almost lost his job. He believes that American behavioral psychologists have only proved that "thought is a silent language". What is the structure of the boy's ears? How can he hear all the silent secrets in his heart!
46. Street lamps that stayed up all night submitted their shadows to each other one by one.
Forty-seven, I woke up in the morning and heard birds singing in the trees outside the window. Happy for no reason, aimless expectation. My heart seemed to have lost weight, so I went straight up.
Forty-eight, medicine needs people to live and save their bodies; Religion saves people's souls, and people are not afraid of death. So the patient was afraid of death and had to ask the doctor to take medicine; If the medicine doesn't work and you can't escape death, find a priest and the priest will die. Studying medicine and believing in religion means: if I can't teach the patient to live well, at least I can teach him to die well. He can't be wrong to invite me anyway. It's like a drugstore shopkeeper holding a coffin shop. It's so cheap!
49. Honest people's malice, like gravel in rice or thorns on fish heads, gives people unexpected pain.
Fifty, many city girl are pretentious precocious women, not children; There are many girls who are just confused and stupid children without sex, let alone women.
Fifty-one, then the ocean is calm, and there are surging forces lurking under it at any time.
52. When traveling, the horizon of life is getting bigger and bigger. It takes only a few hours by car, but passengers seem to spend the rest of their lives in the car. As long as you sit still, your body and mind feel at home. Reading, reading newspapers, smoking, eating, sleeping and traveling once and for all are temporarily equal to things outside your life.
Fifty-three, two people together, people will tell lies, just like two branches are close together, spiders will hang nets.
54. Unfortunately, scientists are very different from science. Scientists are like wine, the older they get, the more valuable they are, while science, like women, is worthless when they get old.
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