There are always a few jokers on the Internet who like to make people laugh. If you have nothing to do, just look at their replies. Their relaxed and joyful atmosphere can affect your mood throughout the day. Below are various funny God reply quotes that I have shared, let’s take a look.

Popular Funny God Replies

1. History teacher: "Why did you hand in a blank paper?" "I'm afraid of editing history"

2. "It's okay "Do you want to be friends?" "The kind that never talks"

3. "Why do you still care about her after leaving?" "She is too stupid to let go."

4. . "What is the most unwelcome thing someone has ever said to you?" "Calling me ugly"

5. "I say ugly things first..." "I'm handsome, but say things later."

6. “It’s always bad for children to cough” “It’s mostly just pretending to give them a good beating”

7. “Why do you always have tears in your eyes” “Because I’m real "Sleep"

8. "I want to steal your body temperature." "Speak humanly."

9. "I refuse to start because I am afraid of the end." Did you finish your homework or not?!”

10. “Why didn’t anyone go with you?” “I originally left with someone else”

A selection of humorous quotes from God’s replies Chapter

1. "If you were hit by a car and flew a few meters away, what would be the coolest thing to say after you got up?" "The next car."

2. "What does the exam look like?" "The exam looks like Sprite" "Why?" "Before the exam, you feel excited but feel cold after the exam"

3. "Boys who are taller and taller, What do you girls think of boys like this?" "I can't see it."

4. "What does it feel like to be short?" "You obviously want to glare at people, but you have to act cute."

5. "Why are we together?" "It's not to separate anyway."

6. Friend: "How did you get those scars on your face?" "My mother had a caesarean section" < /p>

7. “You can never say no, that’s why you are so bold”, “Talk in human language”, “I ate too much today”

8. “When are you the quietest?” "You meet your teacher at the beginning of school, your boyfriend on the playground, your relatives at home, and strangers on the road."

9. "It is said that the name of the person you call out when you are scared is the person you love most" "You know** * Who is it?"

10. "Why do some people feel handsome after taking a shower?" "Because their brains are filled with water"

11. "Being tired is "How does it feel?" "People who know each other tacitly have to rely on words to explain"

12. "Who do you save first, the English teacher or the Chinese teacher?" "Throw the math teacher in too "

13. "***" "Can you be civilized?" "Roll over, baby cow" "..."

14. "What is the slowest express delivery in the world?" "We pass notes to others in our class" "Why" "Everyone has to open it and read it"

15. "Why are there so many homeworks" "The teacher appoints us at will"

16. "What happened in the class?" "I don't know, let's make fun first"

17. "Why are you so cold?" "You were hurt when you were warm"

Humorous Classics of God’s Reply Sentences

1. “What’s the benefit of having long hair?” “Every time you turn your head, it’s a slap in the face”

2. “Why did you hit that boy?” “I love to protect my girlfriend and am willful.” ”

3. “It’s done, you can do whatever you want!” The T-shirt hung to dry on the balcony said to the jacket.

4. "Show you a photo of Zhang Liang who is blind" "What? Zhang Liang is blind?"

5. "Please use one sentence to describe Sun Wukong" "Very pornographic" Very violent”

6. “Dear, am I fat?” “You weigh yourself when you are full, right?”

7. I seem to like you” “How to say It’s like you’ve had sex with me”

8. “Is it really suitable for us to be together?” “It’s suitable, I’m versatile!”

9. “What is gentleness? ""Gentleness is when you pick up tofu with chopsticks"

10. "You are not tall, ugly, and have no money, what else do you have to chase your goddess?" "I have a brave heart."

11. “Why are deep-sea fish so ugly?” “Because it’s too dark and no one can see anyone, so everyone just grows as long as they want. ”

12. “Is there anyone more important to you than Zhang Qiling?” “No more, no more.”

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13. “Let me carry you” “Why?” “You must be exhausted from running around in my dreams all night last night”

14. "What kind of boys do you like?" "I like boys who glow when they smile!" "Then do you like Tathagata?"

15. During the company cleaning today, the leader said something that instantly petrified me. Order: "Go and wipe the cactus!"

16. "There are many pedestrians on the street, but they all just pass by" "What's wrong, you still want to bump into me head-on" ""

17. "Do you know the 'abandoned cat effect'?" "A cat that has been abandoned once will become extremely well-behaved if someone picks it up again.

"It's afraid of being thrown away again"

18. He said, "If I don't come back in a month, will you wait for me?"

19. "You go" "Okay, I'll go, then let me go" "Just because I say I let you go doesn't mean I want to let you go"

20. "Girl When is the quietest time?" "When you meet your teacher at the beginning of school, when you meet your boyfriend at the playground, when you meet relatives at home, and when you meet strangers on the street, at other times you are like a runaway husky!"

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