I went to the stomatological hospital to have my teeth pulled out on Sunday, and my daughter followed.
The doctor examined me and said, "What kind of teeth do you want to insert, porcelain or ordinary?"
I said, "Just insert a fashionable tooth."
The daughter interjected: "Doctor, then plug in the most popular Bluetooth for my mother."
My daughter likes reading in bed at night. She turns off the light every five minutes and turns it on again after two seconds.
Mother felt very strange and asked her why. Daughter said: save electricity, don't turn on the light when turning over the book.
In biology class, the teacher introduced to the students that man evolved from monkeys.
He said that it takes a long historical process for people to evolve from walking on all fours to walking on all fours.
Then he asked the students, "What is the greatest advantage of human evolution from four limbs to walking on four limbs?"
A student stood up and replied, "You can save a pair of shoes!" "
In the kindergarten, one man, two women and three children are playing house.
The boy said, "I want to be a father" and the girl said, "I want to be a mother"
Another girl said, "Then … then I have to be a mistress".
Teacher: Why don't you wash your face every day? Breakfast residue is still on my face.
Student: Guess what I ate, teacher.
Teacher: Jam bread.
Student: Teacher, you guessed wrong. That was eaten yesterday.
Before going to bed, the 6-year-old son said to his mother, "Mom, give me the flashlight."
"What are you doing sleeping and playing with a flashlight?"
"I don't play. I dreamed that it was dark and invisible. "
7. During the summer vacation, the 5-year-old baby wanted to write a letter to Beibei, a kindergarten child, so he asked his father for a pen and paper.
"Baby, how can you write to others if you can't read?" Dad asked strangely.
"What are you afraid of? Beibei can't read anyway! " The baby is confident, he said.
My son didn't do well in the exam, so I gave him a beating. Turning around, he asked, "Mom, I still can't solve this problem."
I said grumpily, "How many times have I told you that you can't? Did the donkey kick your head? "
The son choked and said, "You hit me like this."
9. My three-year-old daughter was sent to her grandmother's house.
Grandma knew that her parents had quarreled again after three days of trouble.
Just joking with my daughter: "Which side are you on when mom and dad quarrel?"
The daughter cocked her head and blinked. In retrospect, she told her grandmother, "the bed that stood by."
10, going to the temple on holiday, there are too many people. Many people worship in front of Buddha statues.
Suddenly I saw a lovely girl imitating the people around me and suddenly fell in love with her. That's piety.
Then he was pulled up by his father's father: it's a little early for you to worship this, this is to send Guanyin …
Listen to this.
10-year-old sister took a bag of crispy rice in the yard and ate it with relish. The 5-year-old brother watched eagerly. He wanted to eat and was embarrassed to say, so he asked his sister if she was crispy. I think this boy is quite obscure, and then there is a classic scene-my sister puts a piece in her mouth and says, listen. ....
Is the plane real?
A little boy walked into a toy store with fake money to buy a toy plane. Aunt waiter said, "Little friend, your money is not real." The little boy asked, "Aunt, is your plane real?"
With me, they can be parents.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who went to kindergarten. The teacher taught us to thank our parents. Why? Because we have parents, we have us. The silly girl stood up and said, teacher, they want to thank me. The teacher asked why, and the silly girl said calmly, because of me, they can be parents!
Give me half first.
Son: "Mom, I got 100%. What did you give me? " Mom: "Ten dollars." Son: "Then you give me half first. I got 50 points. "