1. Are you using this (condom) to protect yourself?

2. A pack of diapers is more than 100, and a can of milk powder is more than 100. You are charged for entry and exit, which is more cruel than China Mobile.

3. Ever since I had a child, I have been scared on Fridays. I have been working for so many years and I have never looked forward to going to work so much.

4. Xiaobei: What is GA? Seaweed: Just go awy, let you go quickly, don't go in. Xiaobei: But I see it says Giorgio Armani...

5. Haiping: Ran Ran can choose her own punishment. Should she not eat sweets at night or not go horse riding tomorrow? Ran Ran: Mom hugs...

6. We are almost seventy together, and we still don’t have a tile or an inch of land in the afternoon

7. I hate Tuesdays. Yesterday was Because I am recalling the good times of the weekend, I haven’t worked a day. How busy today is. It would be great if I could work two days and rest five days a week.

8. I feel that there is something wrong with the trajectory of my life. Every day If a person makes himself so overwhelmed just because of the food ration problem, then what is the meaning of life? To suffer in pain or to enjoy happiness?

9. Living like a cow for thirty days, jumping like a rabbit only has one day of pay. We have to exchange thirty days of tension for one day of relaxation. This seems to be very uneconomical. .

10. I ask you to go on a business trip every Friday night and come back early on Monday morning without delaying work. You only think of a lot of things for you to do a quarter of an hour before getting off work every day. What your boss does is really awesome* ah.

11. The Audi he (referring to the boss) drives is the result of my squeezed surplus value. And I can tell, based on the momentum he's throwing me into the juicer like sugar cane, he's going to upgrade to a BMW soon.

12. How can I be reluctant? Accompanying others to dinner is also one of my jobs, and it is also one of the jobs I hate the most. I should never be the first to take my chopsticks at a table. I can only eat the leftover saliva after everyone else has picked it up.

13. It’s strange that you have a bright future without getting married at the age of 25?

14. I am not jealous, I am happy alone and with everyone. . . . Have fun together. . . .

15. What is happiness? Happiness is like the shreds of meat on the head of chopsticks, he has you in his heart.

16. You are still as mean as ever...

17. Seaweed: The Buddha said that it takes five times to look back in the past life in exchange for one passing by in this life, and it takes a thousand times to look back. In exchange for a fateful encounter in this life. How many times do you think we can look back at each other while lying on the same bed? Xiaobei: We didn’t do anything in our last life, we just looked back.

18. I was not sad at all when your father passed away. I could finally sleep with my legs straightened.

19. Secretary Song: Xiaoqiu said that golf is a sport suitable for love. Haiwei: Is Xiaoqiu married? Secretary Song: No, his fiancée fell in love with someone else when she was playing ball.

20. You went to work before you graduated from elementary school. If you start a factory and it closes down, it’s good that the factory doesn’t ask you to pay compensation.

21. A man should have a good car, a few close friends, and one...

22. Forty thousand is your mother, sixty thousand is our mother, what if you have no money? , just fuck it. . . .

23. Haiping: The sales girls wear polo, but I also wear Meisterbonwe. Su Chun: Isn’t Bangwei a brand? What’s wrong with polo? The old lady in the supermarket is still wearing Dior. Who doesn’t carry an LV bag on the bus? If you want to know, I will buy you an LV bag. apron.

24. We can’t be considered backward as we can all afford dumplings.

25. Sales lady: Sorry, we don’t have a market here, but we have a cigar bar in our private club.

26. Eat rice with side dishes, just eat noodles with a pack of pickled mustard.

27. I don’t eat noodles. I want instant noodles, braised beef, and at least a tiny bit of shredded beef.

28. I can’t work here any longer. My boss and I are all upset. Yes, I have to buy an evening newspaper when I go home at night.

29. Literature is the coriander on the fish. The coriander looks good with the fish. Can you eat a plate of coriander?

30. Husband: I’m a little tired today. Let’s try another day. How about Saturday? Wife: Do you think you still need to make an appointment for the specialist clinic?

31. Do you know what love is? Love is a trick used by men to deceive women. If I give my heart to you and you own me, that's because he has nothing but sweet words.

32. Just be angry with me again tomorrow, okay? It's too late today.

33. As for humans, since sooner or later we have to put down our posture, why not act like a pug earlier?

34. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but my problem is that I am a poor person and I have no money.

35. The reason why a person is generous is because he has more than he squanders.

36. One dollar seems inconspicuous, but life is made up of many dollars. One dollar can bring you happiness or sadness. A dollar is very small, but a dollar has hidden power.

37. When a man deceives a woman into going to the grave, he always puts some flowers on the cover first, because with the superficial cover, you will not feel afraid.

38. A happy life means two cows per acre of land, a wife and children, but you have to have land and cows to attract a wife.

39. If Su Chun does not express his opinions, his opinions at home will not count anyway.

40. It’s so sad when a woman gets old. It’s okay. Anyway, we all grow old together and no one dislikes anyone.

41. Nothing in this world is non-negotiable. There will always be a key to open the door for both parties, but sometimes they always like to hide their keys like treasures. In fact, you You can't get out without opening the door to let others in.

42. The word "wear" is a necessity, and the word "wear" is dispensable. Is the condom necessary?

43. You are very dedicated to acting in every situation.

44. I burned my wings, but you are like the wind, the wind chimes are shaking, listening to a kind of sadness.

I burned my wings and could not reach your side. I have been dusty and heartbroken for a long time, so I returned to my faith.

45. You also said that you are not a civil servant. Only civil servants do not carry wallets with them when they go out.

46. The greatest tragedy in life is to turn new love into old love, and turn impulse into habit.

47. From today on, I will step into the ranks of professional mistresses.

48. Look at the car that Haizao drives, but it’s a BMW. It costs 1.8 million. He can’t just enjoy it without fulfilling his obligations. He should give birth to a child.

49. This thing is high-end, well, the price is also quite high-end. .

50. Why did my life deteriorate so quickly as soon as I became a wife? My 1-foot-8 waist has been reduced to 2-foot-6.

51. If all the little girls don’t get married, where will your son get a wife? There are always one or two little girls who are stupid, right?

52. I also want dignity, but I have calculated the costs and I think forbearance is more in line with modern economics.

53. I want to live a life where I am not my wife. I swipe my credit card with all my strength, I compete with other people’s wives for money, I try my best to dress up coquettishly, and what I think about is not daily necessities, but how to make money. Go to the group to master a man's heart.

54. I overdrafted to buy a mansion. When I bought a mansion, I wrote my own name.

55. I buy famous brands, and I only buy famous brands that are not discounted.

56. When I go to a beauty salon, I look beautiful every day. When I see other people’s husbands, I try my best to court them. I am not afraid of loneliness and loss. I also wear a camisole and reveal two-thirds of my breasts.

57. There are so many benefits of being shameless.

58. How come you don’t even have the talent to commit crime if you don’t have enough success but more than enough failure?

59. A concubine is not considered a concubine, at least she has to pass through the door. Even if she is a sleeping companion, at least she is better than the prostitutes found outside, and at least she is not sick.

60. This prostitution also needs products.

61. This is your first time asking for money back. Maybe you are the least worth it.

62. If you love someone, let her give you a child, and then water this flower with our blood, so that we will never be separated.

63. The rain is the same rain, but we are different. 64. As long as money can solve the problem, it is not a problem!

65. The reason why a person is generous is because he has more than he squanders!

66. The greatness of a person does not mean how much you have done for society. Contribution, what an achievement, but when you face temptation, you know how to give up!