You scared me just now, now I want to scare you to death.

It was because one day, Zhang Zuolin went for a walk on the street and was enjoying himself. Suddenly, a loud roar sounded in his ear: "Tofu!" Dashuai Zhang was startled. How does a tofu seller have such a loud voice? Marshal Gai was deep in thought, and everyone would be startled by his unexpected voice.

Zhang Zuolin was furious and immediately asked the guards to tie up the tofu seller and place him against the wall as if he was shot. The tofu seller was so frightened that he was trembling all over, sweating profusely, and kept shouting "Your Majesty, have mercy on me!" Zhang Zuolin was satisfied and said, "What a bastard! If you scare me, I will scare you too!" He told the guards to loosen the bonds and let the tofu seller go home.

Other famous quotes by Zhang Zuolin:

1. Except for the lucky ones who occasionally step on shit, the only way to achieve great things is foresight, just like playing chess, being able to think of what will happen after ten moves. Better than just thinking about five hands.

2. No matter how crazy the feast is, there will be a moment when it comes to an end. When the prosperity fades away, there is endless emptiness.

3. Just because an ant cannot fight with an elephant does not mean that a leopard cannot fight with a tiger.

4. If you love someone, if you have to live or die, you don’t want to stick to the man who is supposed to dominate the world. This kind of woman is a bit tacky.

5. The tea only needs to be 70% full. Just like a human being, leave 30% of the room. Just like the blank space in an ink painting, it is important to take a step back.