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1, brothers not only share happiness, but also must go crazy together when they are in trouble.

3. Which girl doesn't have a few girlfriends whispering in the flower season, and that man doesn't have a few brothers who smoke, drink and fight in his youth.

4. Grab my man, my brother, my interpersonal relationship, my glory, and even treat my unwanted dog as a treasure.

The brothers in Shanghai saved the gas bill and dried the eggs directly.

6. If there is love in the sky, it will fall. Without a brother, I will fall.

7, fair-weather friends in the DPRK, no money and no potential. Rich and drunk, many brothers are in trouble. Have you met anyone?

8, girlfriends are never as good as brothers.

9. Dad said that after smoking, drinking and fighting, there will be a group of reliable brothers to study and a good daughter-in-law who loves herself. This is his pride.

10, hello! Woman, I want to break up with you because I don't want you to be my brother. Hey! Man, I want to see you again, because loving you betrayed me.

1 1. Many boyfriends were robbed by their girlfriends. Why did the boyfriend end up with his brother? ! !

12, a man should protect at least four things: the land under his feet, his husband and mother, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him. .

13, go crazy together, play together, play together, mix together, what is a brother? This is brother, brother. Let's go !

14, brothers accompany me all my life, sisters are crazy together, and it is impossible to love.

15, it's been a year since we broke up, do you remember? Now we are kind brothers!

16, brothers are brothers, women are clothes, whoever touches my clothes will be chopped!

17, I can give up anything for my brother.

18 I admit that I am not as strong as you, but I promise that if I touch my brother or daughter-in-law, I can't promise not to touch you.

19, it doesn't matter if I cry or laugh alone, at least I have a group of brothers.

20, the dream of the future is broken, but at least there are brothers and daughters-in-law.

Brothers stay together all their lives, and stay together when they are in trouble.

1, with brothers, absolutely invincible.

2. The former brothers studied together, fought together, bled together, and picked up girls together. The days when they were in trouble together were unforgettable.

3, brothers walk together all their lives, have difficulties and hardships together, share happiness and laughter together, and bear pain and tears together.

4. Brother has something to say and nothing to help. Betrayer, heartless, get out.

5. Who will understand our feelings and righteousness? Only we know.

6. Between fingers, brothers always shoulder to shoulder.

7, brother, your home is here, no matter what you do, your boy is waiting for you.

8. No matter what happens in the future, we are all brothers! !

9. Brother is wind, brother is rain. With brothers, you can call the shots.

10, come out to mix, always return the keywords. They make us cry, and we make them bleed.

1 1. Eat, drink and be merry together. This is a friend. Play without eating or drinking. This is a brother.

12, bravely walk the society and dare to be the first.

13, Jiangshan fights together and lives together. Together, brothers, continue to be brilliant

14, brother never has to explain anything, because your every move, every word, every look, he can know what you want to do.

15, brothers are bigger than the sky, men are so rough.

16, brothers drink together, smoke together, fight together, pick up girls together, and be chic together for what.

17, brothers are the sky, brothers are the earth, and more brothers can stand tall.

18, ask your brother how long it will take and how long his heart will beat.

19, the coat we wore together in those years. ......

20. Friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.

2 1, friendship, not lost to any kind of love.

22. Even if there are only five minutes left in the world, we will be crazy together.

23. A true good friend is not having endless words together, but not feeling embarrassed when not talking together.

24. No matter how long a good friend can't see that intimacy, he won't be alienated.

25. Even if people all over the world say that you are not good, I am willing to be enemies with the whole world.

Sisters talk crazily together.

1, you have love that I don't have, but I have a girlfriend that you don't have.

2. Happy time+crazy friends = the best memories.

The highest expression of friendship is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

I will cherish those friendships at the moment, because I believe that we only have this life, and there is no afterlife.

I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day and work together at night!

6. You are my most dazzling reliance.

7, indifferent autumn, you have warmed my early autumn.

8. That year, the folded paper plane had sunk into the ocean of time, and it disappeared with our laughter.

If there are only five months left, we will still fight together.

10, there is a girlfriend who scolds you all day, but she is the first to come forward.

1 1, crazy wives, don't forget what you said all your life.

12, girlfriends are even more important to us than lovers.

13, only you can have brilliant youth.

14, friends don't need too many, just one who can speak from the heart.

15, the sky in memory, our laughter and laughter floated repeatedly.

16, glow your face. You have carved my face.

17, time is like a big sieve, it can stand the filter, and the last one who stays is the real friend.

18, don't take things seriously. I will accompany you when you are drunk!

19, a true friend can read the sadness in your eyes, while others only see the smile on your face.

20, girlfriends are to accompany you to cut short hair, and then accompany you to keep long hair.

2 1, Sue's mother said, "We are the most dazzling gold in the stone pile.

You can doubt the love between us, but you should never despise the friendship between me and her.

23. I only like to bump shirts with my girlfriends, because it can show off our friendship.

24. My mother said, "We are the most dazzling galaxy in the Milky Way.

25. Girl, how to live freely?

Being your maid of honor is my next main goal.

27. Agree that you are the only good sister in my life, which will remain unchanged for a hundred years.

28, we agreed not to separate, to always be together, even if it is against time, even if it is against the world.

29. There are always some crazy women who are friends I can't abandon.

I love her, I love her very much, I love her very much, I love her very much. For your girlfriend.

3 1, thinking of someone, smirking, lost. Not lovers, sisters.

32. I just want to say to my girlfriend, "Thank you, thank you for being in my most beautiful years!"

33. My girlfriend never laughs when she cries!

On the way to youth, we laugh together.

35. Good sisters are people who can talk to each other and have a lot to say.

36. Friends, best friends and sisters. I love you more than a thousand words.

37. A good sister is someone who cares about whether you fly high or not and whether she is tired or not.

38. Tell yourself to bathe in happiness, because you are by my side.

39. If there are no friends, who else in the Russian world can rely on?

40. I am willing to accompany you. Above, he looks for the green void, below, the yellow spring, just like you are willing to accompany me across the ocean fearlessly.

4 1, we agreed to laugh loudly together until the end of time.

42. Can you continue to look for me after being lovelorn? I will always be there.

43. The innocence we have is the best.

44. You said you would accompany Russia to listen to the falling rain, and don't let fate pass you by.

45. I have a lot, and you are indispensable to me.

46. Tell yourself to smile hard, because I have you by my side.

47, girlfriends, is to die for you, make your heart happy.

48. Without Xiao Xin, can cherries be without meatballs and crayons?

49. Being crazy about you touched the whole world.

50. Girls, are you still domineering?

We can't be together. Tell me.

We all long for the love of growing old together, but sometimes growing old together has nothing to do with love. The saddest thing in life is to love someone deeply, but never be together. People who clamor for love will understand that patience is a deep love that not everyone can cherish. Holding hands with someone who is willing to put up with you will last longer than those who will only give you romantic love.

We can't be together. Tell me.

First, always meet the right person at the wrong time, and meet people who can't be together at the right age.

Second, these two nights, I always dreamed that we got back together. I always lied to myself, but I clearly knew that we could not. His sister and mother are here, and we can't be together anymore. Handy always goes to see his WeChat circle of friends, QQ space and photos. He didn't delete anything about us, and the couple space is still bound. I can't bear to delete it. He may be too busy to fall in love for a week.

Third, I really really like him, but we can't be together. I know that even if we are together, it won't last forever, but I really really really really like him, and I really like Bo Huang. I may really be defeated by you in this life.

Fourth, I feel that Pan is not so devoted. At first, I thought he was very involved, but later he may not feel it.

She had held the last hope and thought about many possibilities of being together. Just because of an emergency, she clearly found it impossible to be together in the future, and she really put it down.

6. Maybe she is mean, knowing that she is not that important to you and can't be together, knowing that she should let go in time, not care and miss. But I still can't help myself. I still like it.

There is a bear who loves me very much and can't be together. You said I hurt you, but I also hurt myself, because you will leave me one day, and I can't rely on you anymore. I want to force myself to give up.

Eight, if couples no longer love each other, no matter whether they are poor or rich, they can't be together. The same is true of other similar things. What can we talk about if their hearts are not together?

Nine, people who can be together, please cherish it, because some people want to be together, but it is impossible.

Ten, the most precious, people with different views can't be together.

Eleven, get together and disperse, always only get together, which have a good dispersion. Finally, love became unwilling, deep love became sadness, missing became upset, and taking the initiative became a bitch. Who will like a person who can't be together like me, and then every time I think of her, my heart hurts so much that I want to cry but I can't make a sound!

Twelve, hahaha, you have to recite everything. You don't want me. You told us not to be together. I hate my body. You stuck a knife in it. Will pressure crush me? How can you be defeated now? I may be defeated for a while, but I will continue to get up and fight for you now. Instead, you are crushing me now.

13. I looked through the chat records saved before. In fact, before the story began, he said that we were classmates and could not be together. I choose not to listen and continue to pester. This is probably self-inflicted.

Fourteen, girls have a good impression on you, not because you make her feel uncomfortable. If you can use self-exclusion correctly, you can quickly deepen her affection for you. I think we'd better be friends, so that we can help with things when we go shopping. Hehe, we can't be together. Don't think too much about unnecessary things. You are a good woman, but I am different from you. I am bad, and your family are afraid to see me.

Fifteen, the end of every relationship, there is always a person first. Some people live to practice, just to heal wounds, and some people look far away and start a new relationship. There is always time to miss, but you don't have to meet each other if you miss. Every distance has its meaning. You promised so much, and you left before the middle of the trip. Maybe you know better than me that we can't be together. There are many stories in the world, but there is no script suitable for us.

Sixteen, let's fall in love. It's been a long time since the second season, but last night cp in Zhou Dongyu, Shawn Yue suddenly turned pink. Although one of them is married and even about to have a child, it is absolutely impossible for them to be together. But watching them fall in love, I still think they are the most suitable couple. Uncle Liu is mature and steady, but he is also like a child. He always looks at Uncle Liu with admiration. It may be that Uncle Liu has been taking care of the winter rain and has been taken care of in love. Mature Sixth Uncle gave Little Yellow Duck the greatest romance, and she was so frank that she must stay in Sixth Uncle's heart. Variety shows may just be acting, and the audience will always be the audience. I also want to stay on the show forever. Maybe Shawn Yue is independent of Hong Kong, maybe Zhou Dongyu is rude. But when it comes to love, they are simply in love, and giving their heart is always the most unforgettable.

Seventeen, I should have known I couldn't get any good results. I am possessive and vain. I like doing it because girls who have fun are close to others. Obviously it is impossible to be together, and I always hope that others will always like me. If I rely on it unconsciously, I deserve to be slapped.

18. I dreamed that I was with him last night. He has nothing he can call his own. I could have nothing, but I can't be together in my life. After all, we have no contact!

19. The saddest thing is that when you fall in love with someone but can't be together, you have to give up sooner or later. The furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but that a familiar person becomes strange gradually. Friends or lovers, if you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you? My attitude depends on how you treat me. Cherish or not. If one day you lose me, I won't let you find me again.

Twenty, I want to go to Los Angeles to find jan, although he said we can't be together, but I still want to, I also think I am quite low-frequency, so I can't help it. This is me, the unique me, and I will upgrade.

2 1. Maybe we can't change each other at all. We were wrong from the beginning. We are not the same kind of people, and we are doomed to be impossible to walk together.

Twenty-two, in the afternoon, my male god talked to me a lot. I was in a trance all afternoon. Try not to talk to people you like but can't be together. BTW, when can we get married!

Twenty-three, five years together, first love, six years without contact, suddenly met, knowing that it is impossible to be together, but still want to see more, it turns out that people who once loved each other will still hurt when they meet again.

Twenty-four, knowing that you can't be together for a lifetime, or start this relationship like a moth. Have you ever experienced such love? I'm listening to your heart.

Twenty-five or 20xx years ago, I was told that it was impossible to be together. When people grow up, they should learn to let go. What's it like to love someone deeply and know it's impossible to be together? Probably not sad or happy. What a painful experience it is to love instead of being. What a heartbreaking realization it is not to be sad or happy. No one has loved since. Afraid of being like you. I'm afraid I'm not like you

Twenty-six, clearly know that it is impossible to be together, but still can't help but disturb him. Maybe I really understand what pain is.

Twenty-seven, everyone's black silk hides a person deeply. You don't know if your feet are good. Sometimes, what you miss is just a name full of love and a simple meeting. The saddest thing is to meet my student sister and realize that Beth can't be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up.

Twenty-eight, you think it's right to break up, you think it's impossible to be together, and get married. Love is very strange, no one can say for sure, who finally chose who? This is life, always disappointed and encouraged in time.

Twenty-nine, love Shen Xing, also love Zhou Ying, wishful thinking or love an impossible person, really painful.

The saddest thing is that when I meet a special person, I realize that I can never be together and I have to give up sooner or later.

When you are together, everyone thinks that you can't be together for a long time, and there are people waiting to see you break up. After all you've been through, everyone thought that nothing could separate you, but you really separated.

The game of eating chicken is really different from other games. People with different ideas can't play black together.

Perhaps the saddest thing is to meet a special person, love him very much, but know that we will never be together and leave sooner or later.

Thirty-four, the grim fate has prepared an extremely hard life for me. One blow after another never stopped, and the wandering years followed. Husband and wife should live together. Marriage cannot be based on correspondence between two people. Now each of us knows who destroyed our family. Couples like us, I find thousands of people around me.

35. I like a boy very much, but it is really impossible to be together. Maybe I tried a little before, but now I really have no courage. I don't know, the best way is just to watch silently. I think liking is really not having it, but looking at it from a distance and accompanying it quietly, which is happiness.

What's it like to like someone who can't be together? Go further, fail, take a step back, reluctantly. If you have no status to ask about her life, even if you are jealous, it is unreasonable.

37. When we first got together, everyone thought we couldn't be together for long. Some people are waiting for us to break up and watch our jokes. After all we went through, everyone thought that nothing could separate us, but we really separated!

If I meet you in the future, even if you tell me that we can't be together in the end, I won't stop three steps away from you. I will bump into you and let you see my tears.

Thirty-nine, no one is right or wrong in feelings. Either you devote yourself wholeheartedly and don't regret it, or you don't touch the moral bottom line of feelings from the beginning and divorce to chase someone who can't be together.

40. Sadly, when you meet a special person, you realize that you can never be together, give up someone you like, and everything else becomes settled. We haven't been together, and we can't be together again. That was my cleanest love, and it won't happen again. You have to give up sooner or later. Maybe you can't be with the person you like. This is youth.

If someone can do anything for you, then that person really loves you, but you can't be together.

42. The saddest thing is when you meet someone special and realize that you can never be together. Losing weight will give up Chinese medicine sooner or later. Finally, love became unwilling, and deep love became sadness. I never gave up loving you, lightning thin. I just went from being strong to being silent.

43. I don't know if I still like you. I'm not happy to see someone chasing you, but we can't be together. I hope you find a better person to spend the rest of your life with and wish you happiness.

Forty-four, I am super envious of those who secretly love you or have been paying for you. I have two such friends around me, really super envious! Although I know it is impossible to be together, I will feel that this city is very warm.

Forty-five, who will like a person who can't be together like me, and then every time I think about him, my heart hurts so much that I want to cry but I can't make a sound!

46. Come on, I can see the ending. Zhou Ying and Shen Xing can't be together, that is, they abuse the audience to the end. Shen Xing was moved, and you are also an idiot. Why did you hang yourself from a tree? Zhou Ying cannot get married, so you can marry me. I promise not to spend a penny or two every second, which will save money and worry. Have you thought about it?

47. The saddest thing is that when you meet someone special, you realize that you can never be together and you have to give up sooner or later. You finally understand that people's greatest sorrow is not that they can't get it, but that they can't bear it. If we had never lost them, we might never have known that these people and things would be so important. Only by letting go can we feel every oncoming happiness more deeply. Some people say: As a man, I am too proud. I refused to ask her forgiveness. I broke her heart. If there is an opportunity, I'd like to tell her in person that I love you. But she already has someone else. Don't let love turn into tragedy, and don't hurt the person who loves you because of face. Obviously it is painful, obviously it is reluctant to part with you. Finally, we all end with our backs. Pretend that the clouds are light and the wind is light, pretend that you don't care, and don't even bother to say a warm word, as if this love, whoever cares, will lose. If you can't bear it, why don't you keep it? You have to tell Ta loudly: I just can't bear to part with you, I just want to be with you.

Forty-eight, it should be out of touch. Well, it's always out of touch. After all, you can't stick together forever.

49. The saddest thing is that when you meet someone special, you realize that you can never be together and you have to give up sooner or later. Let go of your impetuosity, your laziness, your enthusiasm for three minutes, your brain that you can't resist temptation, your eyes that are easily attracted to anything, your mouth that you want to gossip about everything, and settle down and do what you should do. It's time to work hard!

Fifty, sadomasochism, two people who can't be together, but neither of them wants to say goodbye, even if there is only a possibility of 1%.

5 1. It suddenly occurred to me that people who know they can't be together don't love? Just like everyone in Born to Die, don't you just try to live?

52. Because it is impossible to be with you, I choose to keep you and look forward. I want to be better and stronger.

53. Have you ever met such a person who knows that you will not have a result and that you will be separated, but still wants to hold her hand and accompany her to the end of this road! If I could go back in time, I would still choose to know you. Although I am scarred, no one can give me warm memories in my heart! Thank you for coming to my world. The saddest thing is to meet a special person, knowing that you can't be together sooner or later, and you will eventually be separated. People who really like you can't be friends! Even if I look at it again, I still want to have it. You never gave up love, but you changed from being strong to being quiet. The moment you leave, you want to break a string that has been pulled for a long time. I thought you would panic and lose your mind, but more importantly, you are relieved. I don't have to worry anymore. Porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night. People who cheat you will say, being with you is more understandable than people who love you. Leave the wrong person and you will meet the right one! Time will bring you the right person, please love yourself first!

Fifty-four, yes, maybe many years later, you are single and I am not married. We still can't be together, but you won't be single. I didn't expect you to become like this after we broke up. Who do you love and who will you go with? Could it be her? No matter who wants you to live well and work hard! Don't let you come to Inner Mongolia for me, and don't let me leave! Miss you! Maybe you will never hear it! I think about you every day!

55. It may have been a long time. You're tired of me. Can't chat after 12. We agreed to play together, but in the end, we forgot. Maybe we can't be together.

Fifty-six, the more you play, the more you fall into that joke. You have no idea how long I hesitated. I am not free and easy. I have a lot to ask you. I want to ask you, what am I in your heart? Have you ever been serious? I really like you! Although, we can never be together.

57. I thought everything I did would be sweet to him, and I would laugh from my heart when I looked at it. However, these are just my own ideas. He doesn't think so. I was wrong. After all, it is impossible to be happy together.

Fifty-eight, finally deleted me, but it was really hard, and I cried for a long time. I love you for real, and it is also true that I can't be together, forcing myself to let go.

59. Occasionally, it is a good thing to like someone who can't be together or to have a secret crush. At least in this way, I can be alone for a long time, and the happiness of being alone can be said to be very rare in the complicated network.

60. Has a person ever fantasized about being together more than once, even though he knows it is impossible to be together?

Sixty-one, knowing that it is impossible to be together, why bother to struggle for him all night, sad and hurt.

Sixty-two, when I understand that we can never be together, this result always makes me cry.