1. How many children want to take part in the funeral of the exam?

2. When I grow up, I will open a school for couples, and the entrance exams for couples will be halved and all exams will be waived.

3. Grandpa said that in their time, if they encountered a question they couldn’t solve in the exam, they would write “Long Live Chairman Mao” and no one would dare to put a cross.

4. Cheating on exams, wrong, that’s not cheating, that’s called reference.

5. The calculus exam will be held in room 1406 tomorrow. Is this telling me that I am going to die?!

6. I wanted to make a splash in this midterm exam, but when the test papers were handed out, At that time, I decided to hide my strength

7. I wanted to make a comeback in this exam...but it was so sticky...

8. Now the teacher's Common diseases include the syndrome of favoring overstudents, the syndrome of punished copying of texts, the syndrome of corporal punishment of students, the syndrome of indirect examinations, the syndrome of sudden questioning, the syndrome of assigning massive homework, etc.

9. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I'm done playing.

10. It is illegal to deduct points from students in exams. The Criminal Law stipulates that the act of taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud. .

11. Every time the teacher says: Please put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium

12. My selfish hope is that you only belong to me.

13. The exam is so easy. You can’t take the exam anywhere.

14. Just study, why take the exam? ! Why is there no trust between people at all!

15. When the mid-term exam scores are announced, good students will be pampered, but will the so-called bad students call their parents?

16. I wanted to bury my strength in this exam, but I suddenly found that I had buried it too deep.

17. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, but I take exams by imagination!

18. I hope the teacher has a stomachache and squats in the toilet after handing out the test papers! ! ! ! !

19. There is no exam where you will not be able to write at all. Well, thanks to Gao Ma for being another first in my life, which is neither too long nor too short. I read the entire test paper from beginning to end, but still couldn't write anything.

20. Every time during the exam, when the teacher said to bring things that have nothing to do with the exam to the podium, I wanted to put myself on it...

20 1. The most frustrating time in the exam was when I saw a question. I vaguely remembered that the teacher said it, but I clearly remembered that I didn’t listen.

22. Teacher, it’s not my fault that I love sleeping, it’s your fault. That mouth is so hypnotic!

23. Cheating on exams, wrong, that’s not cheating, that’s called reference.

24. When the midterm exam comes, I always think about the accident in the exam.

25. If I don’t go to hell, who will? In order to let everyone understand the consequences of failing the exam, I decided to sacrifice my ego

26. Go to hell with everything in the midterm exam! ! !

27. I wanted to bury my strength in this exam, but I suddenly found that I had buried it too deeply!!

28. I will believe whatever the exam results are. I have a bright future

29. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone. Let me spend Christmas Eve alone. Let me spend Christmas alone. Let me spend it alone. If you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone. ah!

Thirty, all the exams were passed correctly.

Thirty-one. I heard that as soon as the papers are handed out during the exam, you should kiss them as soon as possible (to pass).

Thirty-two, jxw, come on, the midterm exam is tomorrow, you can't lose to her again.

Be sure to do well in the exam! Believe in yourself, you can do it!

33. I will take the exam tomorrow. I wish you all the best and best wishes to you!

34. The scariest thing in the world is not dreaming that you fell asleep in the exam room. But after waking up, he did fall asleep in the examination room.

Thirty-five, you read the book, or you don’t read the book, the score is there, neither increasing nor decreasing. Whether you open the book or not, the attitude is there, unhurried and unhurried. Whether you fail or not, your destiny is there, neither sad nor happy. Let me memorize the test questions, or let the test questions live in my heart. Silence, calmness, silence, joy.

Thirty-six. Why not have an anniversary celebration after taking exams for so many years?

Thirty-seven. No matter how I do in the midterm exam, I still believe that I have a bright future! !

Thirty-eight, there are unforeseen circumstances, and people have misfortunes and misfortunes. I wish you smooth sailing in the exam.

Thirty-nine, QQ level is inversely proportional to academic performance. Inspirational sayings about exams Classic exam inspirational quotes and phrases

1. No matter how bright the sun is, it cannot eliminate the shadows, and no matter how perfect life is, it cannot be without flaws. Let us learn to walk with pain and pursue happiness.

2. Perseverance is as delicate as a deer in the forest; persistence is as firm as a towering tree; persistence is like a flying waterfall; as long as you have persistence and persist in giving, the seeds of success can break out of the ground. .

3. I am born with talents that will be useful.

4. The river of life is very broad, please take the oar of hope and row towards the dream you pursue; the river of life is very far-reaching, please open the sail of struggle and sail towards the paradise of desire; I wish you The career goes further and further!

5. Leave the sadness in yesterday’s yesterday’s yesterday, put your efforts in today, hope will appear tomorrow’s tomorrow’s tomorrow! Believe in yourself, believe in friends, believe in the future , your life has become more exciting!

6. If you have a normal mind, you will have the best performance; if you have self-confidence, you can overcome every obstacle.

7. There is failure because there is success, and there is pain because there is joy. There is beauty because you are there. Don’t feel bad about being ugly, the Chinese people are grateful for your existence.

8. People will always encounter setbacks. As long as you are not afraid of falling, you will definitely create your own world. Remember, I am by your side to encourage you!

9. Deal with it calmly, give your best, and a rainbow will appear after passing through the storm.

10. Looking for spring but not seeing it. The flowers are full of fragrance and few people can smell it. Thousands of rivers and mountains are missing. Looking back, I suddenly hear the sound of singing. There are several times in life when I am proud. Happiness in my heart is fundamental. I sincerely wish my friends a happy new life. Happy years are in hand, and the future is bright!

11. Confidence comes from strength, and strength comes from diligence.

12. Success does not lie in being smarter at birth, but in how to fully unleash your potential. When the mind becomes calm, the spirit will be eternal. Give yourself a good attitude, so that you will see success and victory!

13. Living mediocrely is still alive; living tenaciously and aggressively is still alive. But those who live mediocrely will die, while those who struggle tenaciously will live forever.

14. Persistence is victory!

15. When sailing on the sea, don’t deviate from the course. When walking on flat ground, don’t wait. See the course clearly and recognize the road. Don’t let the fog cover your eyes. Stand high and see far. Keep a bright mind and always move forward. Be broad-minded. Be strong-willed and write a new chapter in your life.

16. I want to have good memories, so I am working hard to move forward today; I believe that the flowers watered with sweat will bear fruits that will be extremely sweet.

Even if you are slow but never retreat, wait for success and learn to be brave!

17. Friends, let us use a confident smile to meet the setbacks of life, and use a hundredfold courage to defeat all misfortunes!

18. You can stop and have a rest when you are tired, but you can’t give up! If you feel wronged, you can talk to me, but you can’t give up on yourself! Life has to go on. Strength is a must, hard work is a necessity, and achievement comes sooner or later. !

19. Luminescence is not exclusive to the sun, you can also shine.

20. There is no destiny that can be conquered without contempt, endurance and struggle.

21. Everything is empty, don’t force it, as long as you work hard, why care about gains and losses! I wish you success! When naming names on the gold medal list, pity the grass under the trees!

22. No matter what your background is, as long as you cultivate your enthusiasm and confidence in pursuing success through acquired efforts, and continuously develop your potential, you will definitely be able to get out of your own way. The road to success.

23. The vastest thing in the world is the ocean, wider than the ocean is the sky, and wider than the sky is the human mind. What to say about the exam A complete collection of what to say about the exam

1. Let’s work hard together for all the students who are going to take the exam!

2. The most frustrating time in the exam was when I saw a question. I vaguely remembered that the teacher said it, but I clearly remembered that I didn’t listen.

3. Some people died. I don’t want to let others live, such as Newton, Leibniz, and Lagrange

4. It is illegal to deduct points from students in exams. The criminal law stipulates that taking advantage of other people’s ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud. .

5. Don’t use test scores to measure my future path

6. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. I'm reviewing, I'm previewing.

7. I will take the exam tomorrow. I wish you all the best, and I wish you all the best!

8. No matter how well I do in the exam, I believe that I have a bright future

9. Before the exam, the children who studied well said that I was going to take the exam! , but I said I would go! It’s exam time! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had passed the exam! But I said damn it! It’s over! .

10. After the exam, I felt like it was starting to snow in my heart.

11. Sometimes, when the invigilator says that things that have nothing to do with the exam are now put on the podium, I really want to put myself on it

12.? We all He slept in class, jumped up and down after class, and failed in exams!

13. I just want to say about the exam. Are you stupid?

14. I discovered that what I saw when I looked back was not you, but the exam. The exam is always with us, so why did you give up on me?

15. Using your fingers, you can count on one hand the number of times you have been to advanced mathematics classrooms this semester. What qualifications do you have to say you will not pass?

16. When the mid-term exam scores are announced, good students will be pampered, but will the so-called bad students call their parents?

17. The person who has a crush on me. The end is really not far away, how can you be so calm? 1. I want a stable score to withstand the cruelty of the exam and a home among the piles of top students

18. In every exam, my grandson sets the questions and my son invigilates the exam. I don’t know how!

19. When the exam comes, I really hope that something will happen to the invigilator.

20. A scumbag is hard and tired. A scumbag can’t sleep before the exam. A scumbag can’t do anything in the exam. A scumbag is bald after the exam. A scumbag has to kneel down to the top student. The top student said he didn’t know how to take the exam

Twenty-one, damn, it’s time for the exam again, why does time fly by so fast.

22. No matter how bad I am in the exam, I believe that I have a bright future.

23. [The so-called Singles’ Day is a warning omen the day before the midterm exam]

24. Examinations are small things, but completing them is a big thing.

25. Now, the sun is very sunny outside. I sat on a chair and wrote down my thoughts after failing the class.

26. When I grow up, I will build a school for lovers. Couples who enroll will have their homework halved and all exams waived.

27. I get a headache when I see the exam. I would rather go to Sichuan for disaster relief.

28. Those who don’t have to take all the exams The teacher who gives the key points was an angel with broken wings in his previous life. Girl, just marry the teacher who gives the key points.

29. Just study, why take exams? Is there so little trust between people?

30. Examination refers to the behavior of the perpetrator who destroys the body and mind of others in written form with the purpose of forcing others to study.

31. I originally wanted to use the results of this exam to make a comeback, but I didn’t expect that TM stuck.

32. What should I do with the final exam? Justin Bieber said it well: Memorize it, memorize it, memorize it~ Memorize it, memorize it**

33. It is illegal to deduct points from students in exams. The criminal law stipulates: Taking advantage of others’ ignorance Behavior that causes losses to others is fraud.

34. It is illegal to deduct points from students in exams. The Criminal Law stipulates that the act of taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud. .

35. Not every teacher is a discrete teacher, and not every student is Li Qi. This vast team is definitely more numerous than those who don't hang out. I'm just one of many people. Therefore, it is normal to fail the exam. At least, it's not that hard to look away from. So, this comforts me. Ha, this snail-like comfort really works.

Thirty-six. I want stable scores to withstand the cruelty of the exam and a home among the piles of top students.

Thirty-seven. Students who failed the exam Where.

Thirty-eight, the bell is a command. When the bell rings, it’s time for you to go!

Thirty-nine, there is a kind of exam scope that calls for the whole book to be tested, and there is a kind of exam focus that calls for all the key points that I have talked about. My heart sank when I heard the first sentence, and tears filled my eyes when I heard the second sentence.

40. Our head teacher took the papers and said: Hand out your stack of papers

41. The exam is about to begin. I want to be possessed by Kobe, who scored 81 points in a single subject. I want to be possessed by the Rockets, and I have not failed 22 subjects in a row. I want to be possessed by Tracy McGrady, MD, who can score 13 points in 35 seconds.

42. How can I tell my dad and mom that I failed the math test again?

43. Once upon a time, you were the flowers of the motherland, growing vigorously. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall.

44. I wanted to use the test results to make a comeback, but I didn’t expect to stick to the pot.

45. Don’t cheat in the exam, never cheat. Don’t get caught, and don’t confess if you get caught

46. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death, but the upcoming exam. Others are reviewing while I am preparing for the exam.

Talking about the exam

1. Before the exam, the children who studied well said that I went to take the exam!, but I said I went to take the exam!. After the exam, the kids who studied well said that I had finished the exam! But I said, damn! It’s over!

2. The exam is really easy, you won’t be able to take the exam anywhere!

3. I have been tortured by those damn rights, profits, profits and losses, so many brain cells have died that I don’t know! I actually found it very interesting, people are so ~cheesy~! But when I think about exams, I still feel irritated! ! !

4. Cheating in exams, work together, focus on copying, and combine copying and cheating to ensure passing. If there is any informant, there will be violence after class

5. The teacher asked, If someone cheats you once, it’s a lie. What’s the point of cheating the second time? The deskmate blurts out the lie

6. The exam is coming soon. People can be divided into two categories: I’m going to take the exam and I’m going. The exam is over; after the exam, I’ve finished the exam and holy shit, it’s over.

7. We all sleep in class, jump around after class, and fail in exams!

8. You read or don’t read, the scores are there, neither increasing nor decreasing. . Whether you open the book or not, the attitude is there, unhurried and unhurried. Whether you fail or not, your destiny is there, neither sad nor happy. Let me memorize the test questions, or let the test questions live in my heart. Silence, calmness, silence, joy.

9. It is illegal to deduct points from students in exams. According to the criminal law, the act of taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud.

10. I will take the exam tomorrow. I wish you all the best and best wishes to you!

11. The exam is like having a disease. It is depression before the exam and amnesia during the exam. Later, his condition began to improve, and when he got the papers back, he had a heart attack.

12. Using your fingers, you can count on one hand the number of times you have been to advanced mathematics classrooms this semester. What qualifications do you have to say you will not fail?

13. The midterm exam is announced. When it comes to scoring, good students will be pampered, and so-called bad students will be called parents?

14. No matter how well I do in the exam, I believe that I have a bright future

15. Invigilator + Geographical location + Friendliness of nearby comrades = test score.

16. Some people take exams by strength, and some people take exams by eyesight. Damn, I take exams by imagination.

17. What I hate the most is when people talk to me in English and say something that I can’t understand at all.

18. Just study, why take the exam? ! Why is there no trust between people at all!

19. The sky is unpredictable, and people are prone to misfortunes and misfortunes. I wish the exam all the best.

20. During the exam, the invigilator walked up to a classmate. Teacher, what are you copying? Classmate, I am copying the questions. Teacher, why are you copying the questions? Classmates, prepare to take the make-up exam.

21. I found that what I saw when I looked back was not you, but the exam. The exam is always with us, so why did you give up on me?

22. I feel sick today. It hurts and makes me want to vomit. There was an exam in the afternoon. Halfway through the exam, I couldn't hold it in and vomited. The teacher came over and asked with concern, "What, the questions are too disgusting?"

23. You must give a kiss when the curls are down. This is called stability.

24. The exam is not about falling in love, so please don’t flirt; the exam is not about LOL, so please don’t work in a team.

25. I still remember when I was a child, I was holding spicy strips in one hand and one or two cents of water in the other hand, eating them with gusto.

26. Don’t use test scores to measure my future path

27. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. I'm reviewing, I'm previewing.

28. I was so excited during the exam that I wrote down my exam number as my QQ number.

29. When I was in high school, I only envied college students who passed the exam. Now that I'm in college, it doesn't matter if I miss failing high school.

30. Sometimes, when the invigilator says that things that have nothing to do with the exam are now put on the podium, I really want to put myself on it

31. I would like to be a top student. , don’t be afraid of the exam!

32. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that during the exam, I am still doing the first question while others are already doing the second.

33. Our class teacher took the papers and said, hand out your stack of papers

34. After the exam, I felt like it was starting to snow in my heart.

35. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, you might as well stop giving out school uniforms to avoid being called couple costumes.

36. The exam teacher handed out papers, and the girl behind took an extra one and shouted, Teacher, I have it, I have it. The boy said, "It's mine, it's mine."

37. I just want to say about the exam. Are you stupid?

38. Self-study can make you talented, including becoming a fool.

39. In this world, the broadest thing is the ocean, wider than the ocean is the sky, and wider than the sky is the examination scope!