100 philosophical quotes from "The Besieged City"

1. Marriage is a besieged city. People outside the city want to get in, but people in the city want to get out.

2. Doctors are also a type of butcher.

3. It is the misfortune of poetry that poetry is meaningful.

4. If you want to get married, go on a trip first.

5. Misunderstanding, holy explanation.

6. Unexpectedly, your knowledge is mediocre enough to be used as an editorial.

7. Falling in love among the elderly is like an old house on fire, there is no way to save it.

8. Being a matchmaker and being a mother are two basic desires of women.

9. A husband is a woman’s occupation. Without a husband, she is unemployed.

10. Although mistresses need new ones to be interesting, friends still let the old ones be the best.

11. Beating a dog depends on the owner, so beating a cat depends on the housewife.

12. I have been named "Qian" all my life, am I still superstitious about money?

13. The humor produced by promotion must be artificial humor.

14. From then on, their friendship grew as fast as a tropical plant.

15. Passionate love has already reached its climax when it comes to engagement, and everything is over once the marriage is completed.

16. In front of the man she loves, every woman has the unique skill of rejuvenating herself.

17. Where there are chickens and ducks: there is a lot of feces; where there are young women: there is a lot of talk.

18. There are many scenes in the world that can only be seen with closed eyes, such as dreams.

19. With doors, we can go out; with windows, we don’t have to go out.

20. Sleep, the most primitive form of life, is also a sample of death.

21. Women are all stupid, just as stupid as men want them to be, no more, no less.

22. There are no accidents in the world, it is just necessity under makeup and a mask.

23. When I think about it, the most boastful time for any woman is to watch two men fight for her.

24. When we are young, we always misunderstand our creative impulse as creative talent.

25. For an ugly woman, looking closely is a kind of cruelty, unless she is a bad person, you have to punish her.

26. Milk is food for children, so it should be eaten in the canteen, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.

27. Why does love reduce the resistance of a person's soul and make people weak and manipulated?

28. There is no woman in the world who thinks she is lovable. There is no man who thinks he is inferior to others.

29. The thorn in life is right here. The thing that lingers on you and refuses to leave quickly is the thing you don’t linger on.

30. When two people are together, they will spread rumors, just as when two branches are close, a spider will hang its web.

31. A husband is a woman’s job. Without a husband, she is unemployed, so she should firmly hold onto this job.

32. We call the scantily clad Miss S "partial truth" because the truth is naked.

33. If you eat an egg and think it tastes good, why do you need to see the hen that laid the egg?

34. We treat grapes that cannot be picked. Not only can you imagine it being sour, but you can also imagine it being extremely sweet.

35. Mr. Fang felt that he was patriotic but the country did not love him. Many young people resented the fact that the widow was not favored by Weng Gu.

36. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you sincerely make friends, you should forget your friends' faults.

37. Turning endurance into enjoyment is the greatest victory of spirit over matter. The soul can be independent or self-deceptive.

38. There was a burst of women’s laughter on the stairs, and the pieces were as fragile as the glass house where the flowers were planted collapsed.

39. We don’t know whether pigs can be as happy as humans; but we often see humans as easily satisfied as pigs.

40. If the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into a trap, the button is also a sign of holding on. You have to be careful!

41. If a person is not crazy at the age of 20, he has no future; if he is still crazy at the age of 30, he has no future.

42. We hope it comes, hope it stays, hope it comes again - these three sentences sum up the entire history of human endeavor.

43. Apart from the old white-bearded, moldy old saying "Women are the most terrifying!" What else can be said!

44. Science is not the same as scientists. Similarly, scientists are like wine, which become more valuable as they get older. Science is like women, which become less valuable when they get older.

45. Smile can indeed be said to be the electric light on a human face, the eyes suddenly become brighter, and the teeth flash between the lips.

46. Uneducated people are fooled by others because they are illiterate; educated people are fooled by printed matter because they are literate.

47. The viciousness of a loyal and honest person, like the gravel in the rice or the thorns in the fish fillet, will give people an unexpected pain.

48. Queen Elizabeth II wanted to see him when she visited China. He said, "I am not the same person as her, so we have nothing to say when we meet!"

49. The maid said As she sat, the news exchanged between her, Mrs. Zhou, and Xue Cheng were so busy that they could make spring lines appear in the air.

50. Many people talk about marriage as if they are talking about homosexual love. They are not interested in the girl herself, but they are envious of her father or her brother.

51. The light rouge on Miss Su’s cheeks suddenly turned red, like oil stains on paper, and it spread all over her face in an instant, making her shy and charming.

52. Mrs. Zhang speaks Shanghainese better than her husband, but her local dialect always comes out, as if her gown is too small to cover the robe underneath.

53. People who are surrounded by the city want to escape, and people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage or career, most of their wishes in life are like this.

54. There is a kind of person whose financial management is just borrowing debts without repaying them, so there is a kind of person whose moral philosophy is just to teach others, but not to have any morality of oneself.

55. Useful things can only be used by people, so they exist; useless things will use people to cover and defend them, and they can avoid being abandoned.

56. Mrs. Sun’s eyes were red and swollen, and her eye sockets seemed to be saturated with tears, like dew on the petals of summer mornings, which would fall off with the slightest touch of her fingers.

57. On the sixth day after the war, Japanese planes came to drop bombs for the first time... After that, planes came one after another, showing the demeanor of a peerless beauty who once looked at the city and then looked at the country.

58. Miss Zhang is an eighteen-year-old tall girl with bright colors and tight clothes. Her figure will be as strong as her old man’s foreign business capital in the future.

59. People who are surrounded by the city want to escape, and people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage, career, (game), most of the wishes in life are like this.

60. The meaning of a sentence in the heart of the listener is often like a strange cat coming into the house, making no sound at all. You don't realize its existence until it makes a "wonderful" cry.

61. Rumors spread faster than the flu, contain more energy than meteors, are more malicious than gangsters, and are more debilitating than miscarriage.

62. When a woman is successful and happy in love, she will never think about "getting married". Only when she has doubts and fears will she ask a man to get engaged and get married as soon as possible. Love is so secure.

63. The driver started to curse loudly, and now he cursed even more fiercely. The scolding continued, but there was only one meaning: the driver was willing to have a physical relationship with the driver's mother and grandmother.

64. Her insipidity made Hongjian even more suspicious. He felt that this was the super-passionate stability of love, just like the calm waves of the ocean after a hurricane, but surging and churning power lurked underneath at any time.

65. The child is less than two years old, with a flat nose, two diagonal slits for his eyes, and high eyebrows, so far apart from his eyes that he is almost lovesick, just like the face of a Chinese in a newspaper caricature.

66. A diploma, like the leaf on Adam and Eve’s lower body, can hide shame and hide one’s ugliness; a small square of paper can cover up a person’s emptiness, ignorance, and stupidity.

67. In Western families, the fight between the mother-in-law and the son-in-law is an ancient custom that has been preserved to this day. The hostility between the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law in our Chinese families is not inferior to their long history.

68. Big things in the world can be dealt with casually, but small things cannot be faked at all. For example, a corrupt official will pay tens of millions in bribes, but he will never steal someone else's purse.

69. To say that a woman is talented is like praising a flower and saying that it weighs as much as cabbage and sweet potato on the scale. A really smart woman will never work hard to become a talented woman, she will just be cleverly lazy.

70. After he found someone he loved in the past two days, he became very aware of the shortcomings in his appearance, as if only a poor man in traveling clothes knew every stain and patch on it. .

71. Eating is sometimes like getting married. The most important thing in name is often an accessory. Eating fine food is actually just eating vegetables, just like a lady who wants to please a rich man, the purpose is not to be a woman.

72. Such good stories as "devoting oneself to the country" and "returning power to the people" are just empty illusions created by language. When the words are delivered, they are actually just like the throwing knives played by a magician. Letting go without letting go.

73. The dog lost all the meat and bones in his mouth while chasing the meat and bones in the water! After marrying his lover as he wished, I am afraid that by then the meat and bones would be gone, but he would regret the water. Goodbye shadow.

74. It is not suitable to get married if people are in the same profession, because each other is an expert and no one can coax the other. The husband will not worship his wife unfathomably, nor will he blindly worship his husband. The foundation of the marriage will not be solid.

75. Some so-called seminars are actually inviting some unscrupulous people, eating some dirty meals, spending some unknown money, and saying some innocuous words. Have a nondescript meeting!

76. Her long-term acquaintance with Zhao Xinmei will not turn into love over time. It is like the daily climate in winter. You cannot add today's temperature to yesterday's. Waiting for tomorrow to become a warm spring day.

77. Some people who are lovelorn will immediately display their sadness like a beggar’s rotten leg, bloody and public, to attract people’s pity. wear.

78. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which sounds more solemn, just like roses are called "rosaceae woody compound leaves" in biology, or the law of divorce The term is "divorce by agreement."

79. Battalion Commander Hou has a big orange-peel nose, with a face attached to it. The face has everything, but the nose has not squeezed out the eyebrows. There are a few wine thorns on the tip of the nose, like unripe strawberries. He talks and laughs loudly, and you can tell at a glance that he is a hero.

80. It is said that everyone needs a mirror so that they can often look at themselves and know what they are. However, people who are self-aware do not need to look in the mirror; for those who are not self-aware, looking in the mirror is of no use.

81. The phrase "everlasting happiness" is not only too unrealizable, but also too absurd to be established. What passes quickly is never permanent; when we speak of eternal happiness, it is just as contradictory as when we speak of a square circle, a stationary movement.

82. The woman usually has a self-admiring and helpless look - a common look seen at a big banquet when no one is bothered by guests or an out-of-date unmarried girl at a wedding banquet - it is revealed at this moment. Even if he is disgusted, black glasses cannot hide it.

83. Love is as greedy as fire, the same will spread, the same cruelty, destroying the strong raw materials of the prison, exchanging the ashes for light and warmth... The erosion of time on friendship is like the flow of water The stones, on the contrary, made it clean and smooth.

84. What Hung Chien hated most in his life was the modern girls in small cities, their outdated fashions and rural urbanization, just like the first suit imitated by a Chinese tailor, a pretentious old foreigner’s clothes. Two patches were also made on the sleeves and trousers in the same way.

85. Life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then most of us authors can only be regarded as book critics. They have the skills of a book reviewer. They don’t need to read a few pages of a book. They have already published a lot of comments and submitted a book review after writing it.

86. I promised to go see her, so why not go there once? I know that it may be eventful from now on, but life is too boring and there is too little ready-made girlfriend! It’s like a person who can’t sleep and doesn’t care about sleeping peacefully. To understand the harmful effects of pills, we must first consider the immediate comfort.

87. The two black bags under Mrs. Shen’s eyes are like round-shell marching thermoses, presumably storing passionate tears. The thick rouge on her lips was brought into her mouth by the saliva, turning her yellow and craggy teeth It was stained with red marks, bloody like clues to a murder in a detective novel.

88. At that time, Miss Su regarded her love as too precious and refused to give it away casually. Now, it's like making good clothes, reluctant to wear them, and locking them in a box. After a year or two, you suddenly find that the style and color of the clothes are no longer fashionable, and you feel a little regretful.

89. When a lovely woman says that you look like her fiancé, it means that if she is not engaged, you are qualified to get her love. The mean person may want to explain that she already has another fiancé, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiancé without having to fulfill the obligations of marrying her.

90. You won’t know me, even though you have been fooled by me. When you were seduced by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend, and even an ideal to aspire to. You did not recognize that it was me. Only those who reject my temptations, like Jesus Christ, know who I am.

91. Some people call her "delicatessen shop" because only delicatessens will openly display the many warm-colored meats; others call her "truth" because it is said that "truth is naked." Ms. Bao was not naked, so they revised it to "partial truth."

92. Women are inherently political animals. Women are born with all these political skills. If a woman studies politics, she will develop her talent from the day after tomorrow, which is the icing on the cake. ... Women don’t have to learn politics, but if today’s politicians want to be successful, they have to learn from women.

93. A woman is the most difficult to control after reading a few words. A man cannot be an equal match with her unless he is one level above her. Therefore, college graduates can only marry middle school girls, and international students can marry college girls. When a woman studies abroad and becomes a doctor, only foreigners dare to marry her, otherwise the man would at least have a double doctorate.

94. Giving food to someone who has something to eat is a treat; eating someone else’s meal when you have something to eat is a favor. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, giving food to those who have nothing to eat is charity; if you have nothing to eat and eat other people's food, the reward of face turns into shame.

95. His happiness emerged from his sleep, causing him to wake up four or five times. Every time he woke up, it was like Tang Xiaofu's face was in front of his eyes and his voice was in his ears.

(Inspirational Life Network)...When I finally woke up, it was a cloudy day. He thought it was not a safe day to entertain guests, and wished he could use blotting paper to dry up the light water clouds in the sky.

96. But for some reason, he always felt that this kind of girly voice didn’t suit Miss Su. It wasn’t because she was older... It could only be said that her character was inappropriate, like a little cat playing. It was fun for us to watch the dog chasing its own tail in a circle, but the puppy also turned around and followed the short tail prong in pursuit, which made the fun less interesting.

97. (Miss Su) The cold smile is like holding hands on a cold and snowy day...Hongjian thought about how affectionate the holding hands were when we parted last year; holding her hand today is like squeezing With cold-blooded shark fins. ... At this time, his mentality was like that of a student who was cramming for the exam after sleeping all night, only to find that the homework he thought he was familiar with was still raw.

98. Men are willing to buy sugar, clothing materials, and cosmetics as gifts for women, but they are only willing to lend books to her. If they don’t buy them as gifts for her, women don’t want them from him either. What's the point of this? If you borrow something, you must return it. Once you borrow it, you must return it. A book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, and there will be no trace. This is the inevitable beginning of love between a man and a woman. Once a book is borrowed, the problem becomes bigger.

99. (Mr. Zhang) only had one daughter, and he spared no effort in cultivating it locally. He taught the foreign skills and habits that can be taught in the church school, and the foreign fashion and attitude that the beauty salon and barber shop can create. , everything should be there. ... He thought that a girl would be old when she was twenty. If she was not married after twenty, she would have to go to an antiquities exhibition to be remembered.

100. Prejudice can be said to be a holiday of thought. It is the daily use of the unthinking, but the Sunday entertainment of the thinking. If we cannot harbor prejudices and must be objective, fair, and serious at all times, it would be like building a house with only a living room but no bedrooms, or like looking in the mirror in the bathroom and having to pose in front of a camera.

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