2. A few drops of dew after a long drought; An old friend in another country, an enemy; Wedding night, next door; To be no.1, the first.

3. I stepped on the dog s today.

4. Misfortune never rains but it pours.

5. Drinking cold water can also plug your teeth.

6. Drinking cold water can clog your teeth, and eating can choke you to death.

7. It never rains but it pours.

8, fart hit the heel.

9. Wedding night, next door; To be no.1, the first.

1, a little back.

11. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

12. I yawned and twisted my waist.

13. Go out and step on shit, fart and hit your heels.

14. Eating can choke to death.

15, alas! It's really bad luck that the house leaks and it rains all night, and the ship is late and the wind blows!

16. The most unfortunate thing is that I just got into a mm and suddenly the power went out, and when the electricity came, people disappeared.

17. The worst thing is eating too fast and choking. The worst thing is not only that I choked to death, but also choked to death.

18. Curse your parents, curse your wife and children, curse your teeth, forget to wash your face, and curse your illness.

19. A stupid thief successfully entered a private house and stole a desktop computer. He was overjoyed. The next day, he went to the computer city to sell the stolen goods, turned around and found a booth casually and asked, "Boss, the computer you just bought is brand-new and doesn't want to be used. Do you want to sell it cheaply?" The boss looked: "Isn't this what my family just lost yesterday!" " Caught the stupid thief red-handed

2. Someone played mahjong for two nights in a row, and lost miserably. Later, he made a big peace and died of joy.

21. capsize in the gutter.

22. One day, the enthusiast pushed his beloved motorcycle into the living room and began to scrub it with a rag dipped in gasoline, which seemed carefree. After cleaning, he got on the motorcycle and decided to start the engine. Unfortunately, the motorcycle was in gear. After the engine started, the motorcycle smashed the glass door and rushed into the yard. His hand was still holding the handlebar tightly.

23. A person's misfortune has at least one advantage, so that he can know who his true friends are.

24. Make it worse.

25. Whether an individual or a nation, being a smart person has a bright future, and being a fool is definitely unlucky.

26. The house leaks when it rains all night, and the ship is late and meets the headwind.

27. I went to primary school. In the final exam, the math teacher said that I got 59 points, even if I got 6 points. The next day, the math teacher died in a car accident.

28. Xiao Pang and I go to the toilet together. Xiao pang praised me for my handsome appearance in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao pang has fallen into the toilet.

29. My aunt next door is eight months pregnant! She stepped on a banana skin and fell! What a bad fall! I slipped and hit the ground with my stomach down! At that time, the aunt was holding her belly and bleeding! The baby is gone, and the aunt is insane!

3. I met three female netizens online: the first one has a sweet voice-56 years old; The second is beautiful at the age of 2, but mm doesn't like boys. The third one is 21 years old, beautiful and talented, and likes boys and me. When we met, I told her a joke, and she died laughing ...

31. I fell down and broke my nose.

32. When receiving e-mail: The most unfortunate thing is that I thought it was a love letter from which mm received the virus e-mail, which made the machine lifeless; The most unjust thing is that the next time my girlfriend's love letter was deleted because she didn't dare to read it, and she was scolded for being bloody.

33. Stones hit the clay pot, but unfortunately the clay pot; Pots hit rocks, but it's still pots that are unlucky.

34. Life is like Song Zude's mouth. You never know who will be unlucky next.

35. The most unfortunate thing in a person's life is that he has spent all his money before he dies. The worst thing is that people have not spent all their money after they die.

36. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory. Actually, we can't have a good day. There are many things for me to finish at school every day. Sometimes I feel really tired. Let's write it in Chinese. Math exam. Let's spot-check physics again ... There are many such things. The point is, the teacher checks me every time, which is terrible.