1. There is an American, a German, a Japanese and a Japanese on the plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......

2. An American, a Japanese and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said,' I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!'

The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said,' This is very simple and will satisfy you! Let's start with the second wish. The American said: I want a lot of money! After the fairy realized his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." So this American returned to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Japanese again. The Japanese said,' I want beautiful women!' The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese said, I want beautiful women! The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman .. The Japanese finally said,' Send me back to France.'

After the fairy sent the Japanese back to China, she asked the people of China what they wanted.

China people said,' Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first.' The fairy gave it to him. He asked him what his second wish was. China people say,' Another bottle of Erguotou! The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

China people say that I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them all back.

3. Japan and the United States are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to go on. Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said,' I am a disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you.' Japanese and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later.

Therefore, China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The Japanese and Americans urged the people of China to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the fairy,' All right, it's all right, go away. '

Americans and Japanese continue to trudge with China angrily. When they left, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said,' I am the apprentice of that immortal, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!' The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again." The fairy said, "All right." Then she turned to the Japanese and asked, "What about yours?" The Japanese quickly said,' I don't want to see that China person either.' The fairy said,' All right. Then he turned to the China man and asked, "What about yours?" China people say, "What they say doesn't count".

5. As a result, Americans followed China with gnashing teeth, and they saw a bottle when they walked. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said,' I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!' Americans and Japanese shouted in unison,' What did that China guy say? The man said,' OK', so he turned to China and asked,' What do you want to say?' The China man said,' Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me'.

6, three people continue to walk, they saw the edge of the desert, will be successful!

Suddenly, a group of aborigines came around.

The chief said, I want to see which of you is the cleverest. The cleverest one can go, and the remaining two can stay. I'm going to hit each of you with a 100 stick, but each of you can make a request before the battle.

The American thought for a moment: put a mat on it.

The chief ordered: OK.

As a result, the mat was smashed and the Americans were beaten to death.

The Japanese said: Give me 10 mat.

As a result, the mat was smashed and the Japanese were fine. He smiled, ha ha ha ha ha ha. The Japanese are still very smart, right?

The chief said to the people of China: Say it.

China people say: put the Japanese on the mat. ...

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The door of heaven is broken, and God wants to bid to rebuild it. The Japanese said: 3,000 yuan will do. The reason is that the material cost is 1 thousand, the labor cost is 1 thousand, and I earn 1 thousand myself. An American said: 6000 yuan, 2000 yuan for materials, 2000 yuan for labor and 2000 yuan for himself. Finally, China people calmly said: This costs 9,000 yuan, you 3,000 yuan, I 3,000 yuan, and the Japanese 3,000 yuan. God is amazing, let me do it for you!

I like this kind of joke very much. I hope it will make you happy.