The boss of our legion is a wretched muscular man named Galen. Some people say that he is gay and likes men. I don't believe him, because I have seen him often spend one night in charge of the camp in Vayne in the middle of the night, only to see him sneaking back to the tent in the morning. I think Zhao Xin, the manager who spends all day with the emperor, is more gay, so we secretly call him Juxin.
Doing exercises every day is the most boring training. A group of old people shouted "demasia!" With a long knife and a big shield. This scene is very similar to some marketing brainwashing method in an eastern country, and it seems that it can really add a little more strength; But when I got to the battlefield, I was so scared that my legs shook and shit flowed. It's really silly to think about it.
Boss Gai has a coquettish and beautiful seven-point black fungus sister named Lax, who is the leader of the female magic camp next door. Sometimes I often fantasize about what I have with her. Life in the military camp is so boring, but I just think about it. Her real boyfriend is the manager of Ohuchi Kikushin, who seems to be having an affair with the emperor, who is having an affair with the boss of the Beggars' Sect ... Alas, the life of their rich people is really confusing.
After dinner, Gai Boss B lectured: "A cook who doesn't want to be a general is not a good tailor! Your place! Tucson is broken ... "This guy doesn't know where he learned the buzzword. After listening to everyone's silence, I think Guy is getting more and more stupid.
It is said that the emperor has just promulgated a new law, and the price of supply stations in the city has been completely lowered. Life potion dropped by 22 cents per bottle, and magic potion dropped by 26 cents. I think this is a good thing. It has gone up four times in a row before. No matter how small the mosquito is, it is good to save more money and buy a set of affordable housing in the city in the future.
After the whistle sounded at night, I went back to the camp, passed by the boss's account and looked at the probe. Sure enough, no one was there. This idiot is probably fooling around again. I really envy their rich life in Gao Shuai. They eat the best food every day, sleep with the most beautiful girl, do nothing and get the high salary from the emperor. The official secret love is big, not to mention the boss Gai is seven or eight grades older than me. I can only laugh and scold: "this stupid X!"
My father once told me: "There is an old saying, make a fortune by silencing. "If you endure for a while, you will be impulsive." It makes sense to think about it. After all, there is a lot of salary in the military camp, so you can't quit just because you don't like it here. My dad said, be a good soldier, and tell me when my wife becomes a general in the future. It's actually quite good. There will be another war tomorrow, so I have to wash and sleep.
Boss guy is a liar.
The wake-up call sounded at the camp before dawn today. The camp was in chaos, looking for clothes, swearing and wearing the wrong pants. I seem to have seen the Beggars' Sect Leader sneak out of Vayne's account. ...
Dressed neatly, Boss Gai was quite dissatisfied: "Which turtle calf plays reveille?" Come and chop it (find out if I believe it or not)! "
I didn't know until I asked the soldiers to give orders. It turned out that Juxin secretly took a group of people to raid the enemy's base camp in the middle of the night. As a result, he was cut down and went belly-up. He was surrounded by the enemy's Katrina and couldn't get out. He finally broke through a small team and returned to inform for help. ...
Hearing this, the emperor was anxious. Immediately ordered the soldiers of each battalion to assemble, and the leaders of the major legions led the troops to save Juxin. Everyone is very unhappy after listening to it. Nonsense, who wants you to go to your hometown without worrying? It doesn't matter whether this fool sells it or not. But the emperor didn't want to, so he sent his troops to save gay friends. Helpless, everyone complained and got up and hurried to the enemy camp.
Boss Gai called several leaders together to discuss how to rescue them. Several guys studied it for a long time and came to a conclusion: Master Bobby led the troops in front to attract the enemy's attention, and Vayne and Lux's magic camp were responsible for cooperation. Beggars' sect leader is responsible for leading troops to ambush and destroy the enemy. ...
Oh, I forgot to mention that Boss Guy had a beef with Master Bobby. The reason is that Master Bobby took a shit in Guy's camp last time and was recognized by Guy. The reason is that no one can shit blue except master Bobby. That's fucking enough.
It is not unreasonable to say that Boss Gai is a liar. Running all the way, Bobby's master pulled back, leaving only half of the shield. It seems that he has been treated unfairly. Vayne and Lux's troops were completely out of sight, and the boss flew into a rage, as if he had been struck by lightning. He shouted "de Mathea" and turned out in a big windmill. Who knows that Carter, who was hiding in the grass, was desperate. He was so scared that he quickly covered his boss and began to leave.
Chrysanthemum letter looked at Carter's scattered forces and immediately chose to return to magic. ...
Ju Xin was successfully rescued, and the emperor ordered the leader of the Beggars' Sect to hold a meeting, rewarding and punishing him, and rewarding him: the leader of the Beggars' Sect was brave and good at fighting, led the troops to successfully rescue Ju Xin, recorded his great achievements, and enjoyed the cloak of daily cooking; Juxin surprised the enemy camp, although she failed, but her courage was commendable. She made a great achievement and rewarded her with infinite benefits. Vayne and Lux fought actively in the rear of the battlefield and prepared combat materials, each with a reward; Master Bobby ran away because of defeat; And I didn't wear a condom when I was charging my boss, so I was given a big demerit and was fined for cleaning the toilet for one month.
Later, I chatted with Bobby in the toilet, and I said that it was really nothing to cover the boss. He rushed out wearing three-speed shoes and ran faster than a dog. I couldn't catch up with him at all. Master Bobby smiled: "Ya is a stupid X! Do you think that the shit pulled by Master Yi is green? "
People are more irritating than people. No matter how arrogant the stupid X with background is, the stupid X with no power or power, like Master Bobby, can only be a scapegoat.
Sleeping in the camp at night, I suddenly wondered: Why is Gai Lao so stupid and still the boss?
Boss Gai was completely caught up in the attack of public opinion, and Juxin expressed his happiness.
Cause is chrysanthemum letter don't know where to know the news, said the barracks to eat food is cheap to buy defective products, funds were pocketed by the boss, went to Vayne to buy clothes. As a result, when it was time to eat, Juxin took people to copy the canteen of our camp.
The result was terrible. ...
Boss guy has a headache. You know, public opinion is very scary, and the noon version is just: cover the boss's own pocket and shoddy it. In the evening, the version became: the strongest soldier in demasia betrayed the country, defected to the enemy, and attempted to poison and murder the soldiers of the three armed forces. The emperor could not sit still. ...
The emperor wrote a letter to rumor: recently, the military expenditure is tight, and the national treasury can't support the huge military expenditure because of excessive consumption, so it can only buy cheap food as military food. It is hoped that patriots will donate, and some of the money raised will be used to supplement the military expenditure, and some will be used for the construction of "Hong Jiu Ci Society" to protect the health of soldiers.
As the chairman of the fundraising Committee, Juxin began to collect "donations" from house to house, which was very efficient. In less than two hours, let P people toss and turn. Everyone is afraid of being stabbed.
It is said that "charity" was started by Ju Xin and Emperor Sanqi.
In the evening, Boss Gai called our little leader to have a meeting.
Boss guy is very angry. He scolded the informant's ancestor Babel from the beginning, saying that he should not find out, otherwise B's letter would be chopped and it would be difficult to eliminate the hatred in his heart ... Everyone was very disdainful. Although the leader of the Beggars' Sect is stupid, his physical strength is quite good. He scolded him for two hours at a stretch. I admire him for that. It turns out that Boss Gai not only foolishly shouted "Demacia", but also swore as badly as others.
In fact, I saw Master Bobby snickering. ...
Before going to bed, I asked Master Bobby if he had told me the secret. How did he know that boss Gai secretly used fake and inferior goods to enrich himself?
Master Bobby stared at me like a silly X for a while and said:
"Good at discovering the details of life. You clean the toilet with me every day. Haven't you noticed that there are more and more guys with diarrhea recently? "
I suddenly realized. Early in the morning, Master Bobby was arrested by the leader of the Beggars' Sect and hung in the training ground to fight.
I did tell the secret. Boss Gai was very angry, so he gave a dead order: punish Master Bobby for continuing to clean the toilet for life; Naturally, I don't have to continue cleaning the toilet. Boss Gai also secretly rewarded me with hundreds of gold coins, which made more money than catching people's heads.
It seems to be quite profitable, so I continue to make a fuss about Master Bobby and find a job for Boss Gai. I didn't expect master Bobby to be scared. He is afraid of revenge from the boss. I said that you should clean the toilet all your life anyway, and Master Bobby shook his head like a rattle. He said that Boss Gai told him to lick the toilet clean if he made another mistake. I felt that Master Bobby was really poor and stupid, so I went to have breakfast and ignored him.
In the afternoon, Boss Guy called us together and planned to have another fight with Katrina. I think the food these two days is good, all beef noodles and steak, so I am also very active in preparing pre-war materials.
Pack your bags and get everything ready. Our army set out. The leader of the Beggars' Sect is ambitious and intends to use bait tactics to take Carter's head again. I didn't expect to find Master Bobby when I ordered soldiers, so I naturally gave this bait mission to me.
Damn it, Bobby.
Since the order was given, I had to lead troops to lure the enemy. I didn't find out the existing enemy soldiers and soldiers until the team drove to the front of the enemy sentry tower. I was dark and bright in my heart, and there would be a lot of money if I demolished the fucking sentry tower, so I ordered my idiots to start dismantling the tower.
Demolition is just as cool. Carter jumped out like a dog. A dart hit me in the face and scared me to turn around and run. The flash accelerated something. Carter chased me and kept fucking me. I ran away with the chrysanthemum, thinking, damn it, I'm going to explain it here today. I didn't expect Master Bobby to suddenly jump out and hit Carter with a few hammers. Oh, my God.
Soon I found that things were not as good as I expected, and Master Bobby couldn't do as well as Carter, so Master Bobby put oil on his feet and ran away immediately. Carter drove him away.
Master Bobby fled in the direction where Boss Gai was hiding. ...
So Carter opened it again, and all kinds of flying knives and daggers volley ... Gai Lao worked hard like a stupid X, and his blood was wiped off. It was unkind of me to stand at a distance, so I threw a wind out.
Three idiots are dead.
Resurrection point
The leader of the Beggars' Sect chased Master Bobby and slapped him with his life: "You are stupid! Make you stupid x! "
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In the evening, Master Bobby told me secretly that he deliberately took Carter to build the boss's hiding place. Although I think his brain is abnormal, Master Bobby saved my life somewhat with a little gratitude, so I'm not going to report it.
Master Bobby was very happy when he died. When sleeping, he said excitedly in his sleep, "dead gay, I told you to clean the toilet!" " I told you to let me clean the toilet! ",chrysanthemum letter like silly X came to me today, which surprised me.
Juxin has always been at odds with Gai Lao Da and always wants to replace Gai Lao Da. This is a secret known to the whole legion. The purpose of Ju Hua's letter to me is to let me tell him some stupid things that the leader of the Beggars' Sect did in the Legion, and seize some handles of the leader of the Beggars' Sect to impeach him. Of course, how could a man with a sense of justice like me do such a thing? I will never report it.
Well, I admit that I don't want to clean the toilet. At the same time, I hinted that Master Chrysanthemum believed that Bobby might know something.
Boss Gai's expression in the afternoon stinks. It seems that Ju Xin has accused him in front of the emperor this time.
I'm going to stroll around the city at night, and I see a juggling clown playing with a flying knife, which looks like a cow. So I went up and talked to him.
He said his name was Sacco, and he came to Demacia from far away. He spent all his money on the road and wanted to find a job to support himself. I asked him what he had done before, and he said that he had been a clown at Cirque du Soleil. Later, because the circus business was taken away by another powerful circus, he also lost his job.
So I want to recruit him, because although I am the captain of the sentry, I am still an army of one person, and it is quite a matter to boss around many younger brothers.
But when I took him to meet the boss guy, I felt that accepting Sacco as my brother was the stupidest thing I had ever done in my life, and there was nothing.
Sacco has a bad habit that he likes to shoot flying knives and often misses.
When I took Sacco to see Boss Guy, I was having dinner, but two flies kept flying. Boss Gai was very angry and stood up to catch flies. Sacco realized that it was time to show himself, so he took out a flying knife and shot it without saying anything.
See fly knife cold light flashing, straight to cover the boss's crotch flew past.
That guy almost didn't pee.
When sleeping at night, Sacco and Master Bobby are hung on the playground to play together.
These two idiots. When I got up, I saw Sacco and Master Bobby still hanging on the playground. It seems that they have been hanging around all night. So after breakfast, I went to boss Gai and asked if I could put these two idiots down, or get them something to eat, or bury them directly in the future.
Boss guy said you should bury them.
I think this is a matter of life and death, and we can't destroy the fighting capacity of the soldiers behind. Besides, the little brother I just received has to be buried to be enjoyable. How humble should I be?
So I went to Juxin for help.
When Juxin heard the news, she immediately went to the emperor with joy and told me, "Come and tell me this kind of thing right away." Galen really shouldn't do this! " How can we treat our people's soldiers like this? Isn't this anti-X and anti-people? "
I wandered around the city for a while before returning to the camp. Master Bobby and Sacco have put it down and are eating now. Looks like these two idiots are starving. The leader of the Beggars' Sect was summoned to the palace by the emperor and wanted to talk to him about the abuse of soldiers.
In the afternoon, Boss Gai came back and three people hanged themselves on the playground.
Oh, my god, this smell is really fucking unpleasant. I swear I won't offend Boss Gai again next time.
At least the leader of the Beggars' Sect was just taught by the emperor not to abuse soldiers, so we were soon put down.
The way this guy looks at me is complicated.
After dinner, Mr. Gai got rid of others and talked to me alone.
"Garriott, am I a very failed leader?"
"Of course not, Gai boss, you and SHEN WOO are both smart people. How can you talk about failure? " Although I said in my heart, Boss Gai, your cow X belongs to cow X, but I am too stupid.
"I know your heart must say that I am a fool, but as your leader, I must have my prestige in front of others, and Juxin has been eyeing my position. Although you may not see what I do, when you sit in my position, you will understand why I do it. "
I thought about it, in fact, what Mr. Gai said is quite reasonable. In this society, there is no absolute stupid X, and all stupid X live in their own hearts. Sometimes you think others are stupid, and maybe others think you are more stupid. I have a crush on a lovely girl recently.
I met her in the sun, but I was afraid to tell her that I liked her.
People are sometimes so contradictory that they dare not tell each other when they clearly like it. It is not a matter to be afraid of hearing an answer that they don't want, but to keep it in their hearts forever.
I can only try my best to please her and be good to her.
She is in the magic camp of female soldiers next door, so I often wander around the gate of female soldiers' barracks these days when I have nothing to do, and I am often labeled as a voyeur. Seeing her once in a while, talking to her a few words, you can be as happy as eating bee shit all day.