A group of robbers in Guangdong said a wise saying when robbing a bank: Don't touch anything, the money belongs to the country, but your life is yours!

The result; everyone was very cooperative. He quickly lay down without saying a word.

■This is called concept change. Change the original fixed way of thinking.

The robber glanced at the cashier lady wearing a skirt and lying on the table with her limbs in the air, and said: Please

lie down and be civilized! This is a robbery of wealth, not a robbery of sex!

■This is called adhering to professional ethics and not touching things that shouldn’t be touched.

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After the robbers returned home, one of the new robbers (with a master's degree) said: Boss, let's count them quickly. How many robbed at once.

The veteran robber (who graduated from primary school) said: Are you stupid? There are so many, how long do you want to count? Wouldn’t you know it by watching the news tonight?

■This is called work experience. These days, work experience is more important than academic qualifications!

After the robbers escaped, the president said: Report the crime quickly!

Just as the director was about to make a phone call, the president hurriedly said: Wait! Add in the five million we embezzled privately last time!

■This is called crisis management, turning disadvantages into advantages.

The director said: It would be great if the robbers came to rob us once a month.

(The work is boring, happiness is the most important!)

The next day, Xinwen Network reported that the bank had been robbed of 100 million, and after counting the robbers, only 20 million was found.

The robber boss cursed: Damn it, I worked hard to rob 20 million, but the bank president made 80 million with just his fingers.

Alas...it seems that I still have to study these days!