Is this Hainan Island? Is she a golfer?

The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

Patriot is a missile, not an Mp3 player.

Answer, more worried.

Shit, I'm a sofa.

Get married and register at dawn.

You don't have to explain to me.

When you are prosperous, you should take it lightly.

The key is to take care of Schubert.

Quality, pay attention to quality.

Remember, dogs can't be so shameless

I ruined your life. It's nothing. It would be terrible if life ruined you.

It's okay for you to despair of women, but it's terrible for women to despair of you.

Every woman is a double-edged sword, and their loveliest place may also be their scariest place.

If you love someone, you must love all of her.

Life is not a pencil, you can't erase it.

I am an angel, and I am honest.

Love Call Transfer is a film that explores the truth of love. About men and women, about love itself, there are many classic lines full of wisdom that people will never forget. |

1. You don't have to explain to me.

A sentence repeated by Gong Bei in the film. For a man, you must recognize his true face, but sometimes you'd better turn a blind eye to what you do with him. "You don't have to explain to me!" It's a clever sentence to deal with men.

I don't marry a divorced man.

This is Chen Xiaoyu (Fan Bingbing), who regards principle as the biggest marriage principle in his life. There are very few women who don't marry divorced men these days, because few men have never been divorced these days. People don't take this sentence so seriously, because it seems more like a joke.

Let's get married.

After 80, I don't care about everything, even marriage. In their eyes, getting married may just be equivalent to playing the latest game, and one day it will be boring. Marriage seems to have lost its original sacredness and responsibility.

Choosing a house is like choosing a man.

For a smart woman, two important things in life are to choose a good man and a good house. A smarter woman can equate these two things, choosing a house as a man and a man as a house. Of course, this task is quite difficult to carry out. If you are not careful, people and rooms will be empty.

The man who urges you to get married every day is either a lover or a liar.

One sentence tells the true meaning of a man who wants to get married. More and more people understand the besieged city, so more and more people no longer believe in marriage. Lovers and liars are untrustworthy, so many people choose to avoid marriage. A woman may be a woman who urges you to get married every day. She is either a liar or a fool.

6. Gao Fei's psychological test: You are trapped in a burning house. What escape route would you choose? 1, door, 2, window, 3, back door, 4, wait for the firemen to come and rescue.

This is a psychological test to test your derailment index. Of course, no matter which one you choose, Gao Fei will not be satisfied. She thinks she knows exactly what men are thinking. If you choose 1 or 2 with a low derailment index, she will think you are hypocritical; If you choose 3 or 4 with a high derailment index, she will think you are not safe. In a word, silence is the best policy for such a problem.

7. What men are good at is telling women that I will be responsible. But men are better at pretending to be naive enough to know nothing. This is called responsibility.

Another criticism about men. Some people may think that this is just a feminist argument, but it seems to be full of women's love for men. After all, not many people will not be moved by the sentence "I will be responsible", even if they know that it is only one sentence.

Gao Fei: You are stranded on a desert island and a boat floats in. There is a beautiful woman on the boat, which can only accommodate one person. You will: a, grab the boat and leave; B, kill the beauty, grab the boat and leave, because the beauty will definitely die on a desert island; C, leave the beauty and have sex every day, D, let the beauty go, and you stay and die; How many do you choose?

Zaler Xu: A. ..

Gao Fei: You are an animal.

Zaler Xu: B.

Gao Fei: You are worse than animals.

Zaler Xu: C.

Gao Fei: You are worse than animals.

Zaler Xu: D.

Gao Fei: You are not only an animal, but also more stupid than an animal.

This humorous dialogue is both a desert island dilemma and a man's dilemma. Faced with such an aggressive woman, men are absolutely passive. Some women don't know what she's thinking, just like this lady Gao Fei. She is always trying to figure out that she lacks trust in anyone, so men who face her will run away one by one. Therefore, it is better for you to be smarter about men in the future.

9. It's okay for you to despair of women, but it's troublesome for women to despair of you.

Two men sigh helplessly when discussing women. There is no absolute equality in love, and women always seem to be your "boss" naturally. So for your leader, it's nothing to despair of her. When she despairs of you, your fate is over.

10. Quiet: Are you in the sports circle or the entertainment circle now?

Huang Jianxiang: I'm going through the circle now, ready to enter the real estate circle.

Since Huang Jianxiang bravely "fought like a man", he seems to have forged an indissoluble bond with the entertainment gossip. The "cross-circle" self-mockery in "Call" made everyone laugh, and even he satirized the recent real estate fever. Whether it is his self-mockery or his ridicule of others, we can see that he is really fighting like a man.

Love call transfer funny lines dialogue

Woman: Why did steamed bass get divorced?

M: I'm tired of fruits and sweet potatoes.

Woman: How can a man feel strong when he fries shrimp balls with Nestle pineapple?

Man: Praise Zhu Zhidong goat. She really can't let me stand it any longer.

Woman: Isn't it the responsibility of the yellow people with the fragrant pigeon logo?

Man: I've tried my best to make Japanese beef rolls with golden mushrooms.

Woman: A fried steamed stuffed bun is a woman's fault anyway.

Man: Two cans of Coca-Cola. Actually, that's not what I meant.

Woman: That's enough. That's it. Men are like this.

Man: "There's something I have to tell you clearly."

Woman: "What is it?"

Man: "I'm divorced."

Woman: "How many women have you dated since the divorce?"

Man: "You are the first."

Woman: "(ecstasy) Wow, sofa, sofa, I took your sofa."

Man: "Let's get a divorce."

Woman: "Then give me a reason."

Man: "You have been wearing a purple sweater for several years, and you still eat noisy noodles every day."

Woman: "Is that the reason? How should I explain to my parents and friends? "

Man: "or we won't leave."

Woman: "Give reasons if you don't leave."

Female: "Give you a debut question. A man and a woman are stranded on a desert island, and now only one boat can escape. One, kill that woman and leave. B, neither of them will leave, continue to be sweet. C, go by yourself and leave the woman behind. D, let the woman go and stay alone. "

Man: "I choose C."

Woman: "beast!"

Man: "Then I choose A."

Woman: "Even animals are not as good as animals."

Man: "Then I choose B."

Woman: "the beast among beasts."

Man: "I choose D."

Woman: "Not only an animal, but also stupid."

Woman: "Jianxiang, are you in the entertainment circle or the sports circle now?"

Huang Jianxiang: "I don't know which circle I'm in."

Man: "Let me walk you up."

Woman: "You send me, oh, you want to have sex with me."

Man: "I didn't. Why don't we go somewhere else? "

Woman: "If the first move doesn't work, take the second move. This is a trick that men usually seduce women. "

Man: "I didn't."

Woman: "Then why do you chew gum so hard? You just asked yourself if there is any body odor under the liquid. "

Man: "I really didn't."

Woman: "Don't you want to sleep with me?"

Man: "Nobody wants to sleep with you."

Woman: "This is my husband."

Male 1: "Oh."

Woman: "That's the ex-husband I told you about."

Man 2: "Senior, senior, I've heard a lot about you."

Female doctor: "there is no problem with adults and children in the stomach."

Man: "Son. We, we have nothing to do. "

Female doctor: "I can't manage your relationship."

Man: "No, no ..."

Female doctor: "You don't have to explain."

When a person calls, I say Patriot, no, no, not Patriot Mp3, but that Scud missile. If I wear underwear outside, I am faster than it, and I am Superman.

When the police caught him, he said impatiently, "I just have no underwear to wear today."

Sales girl: "Book a house like this."

Woman: "Don't worry, you should come at least twice, once in the evening to see if the lighting environment is good, and once in rainy days to see how waterproof it is."

Woman: "Buying a house is like looking for a man. I can't see any problems for the first time. "

Man: "Don't prepare too much food."

Woman: "It doesn't matter, not much. If you are hungry, put some mats first. There is food on the table. "

The man eats when he holds it, and the dog next to him drools while watching it.

Man: "this is not for dogs, this is for people."

The man tried to put it in the dog's mouth, then quickly took it away and teased the dog.

It's pitiful that the dog watched his master disappear in the kitchen.

It was not until the last plate of dog food was eaten that the man found himself eating a plate of dog food.

Crazy vomiting ...

Man: "Do you have a pistol?"

Woman: "I didn't bring it."

Man: "Do you have handcuffs?"

Woman: "I have."

Man: "Let me play, will you?" I haven't seen it. "

Woman: "You are sick."

Man: "Let's cuff one hand each. Quite fun. "

After handcuffing, the policewoman found an escaped prisoner. The man was taken away by the woman before he knew it. Two men ran with one hand handcuffed.

The waiter ran after him.

Waiter: "Big Brother, it's not worth dying for this meal."

Quotations from ipartment's classic lines

1. My wife likes penguins very much, so we are going to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.

2, narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.

Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret that I couldn't buy a house before my death.

This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

6. once you are surprised, you are afraid of the internet for ten years.

7, quiet as a virgin, if you talk wildly.

8. Dreadwind's lone star. He was stood up for his second marriage.

9. This is your new concept of love. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

10, in the classroom, the teacher is always in charge of the teacher, and the students belong to the students to sleep. People and ghosts are different. Need to communicate?

1 1, people can't hang themselves on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

12, I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

13, jump early, call it a day, die early and live early.

14, it's not good to quarrel, so fight.

15, Nolan: Medicine ... Medicine ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Cheknau.

16, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

17. Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go of your hand.

18, I saw you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person.

19, I tried to hang noodles, jump off a building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu, and cut my pulse with potato chips.

20. Yifei: You are shameless, mean and unreliable! Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable? Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable! ? Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable! ? Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you!

2 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise-I will write your name on the tablet.

22. Guan Guan, on the Jianghu, my fair lady, how are you?

23. I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat.

I like him, but that is the past tense, and life is the future tense.

25, three waves mantra: romance, waste, screaming.

26. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and die late have to die.

27. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

28. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

29, friendship offside, lover is not full.

30. Can walnuts caught in the door still make up the brain?

3 1, I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

32. Are there any academic requirements for blood test?

33. It's good not to show your face.

34. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.

You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human.

36, hitting people does not advocate, hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

I never eat gum, and I can't swallow it.

38. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!

39. I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.

40. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows.

4 1. Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

Ceng Xiaoxian and I have known each other for seven years. We have been quarreling, but we have stayed out of it. I can accept that. Why can't you two be together? It's been seven years, and I forgot myself. It's been a long time. Before, I didn't think there was anything good about Ceng Xiaoxian. I only feel this way when you come.

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.

44. In order to defend the position of the first brother in my apartment, I have the responsibility to protect the women in the apartment from being cheated by anyone except me! I will make you cry rhythmically!

45. Tomorrow's show is just a new model, and the underwear style has not changed. What's the point of watching it again? Zi Qiao: You haven't blinked for two hours, so you've been looking at clothes. Zhang Wei: Or what?

46. I am responsible for your life. I am a man who is going to get married. Facing the real life, I should keep my feet on the ground.

47. Ceng Xiaoxian: Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He can only guess the girl's mind. You're ... different!

48. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

49, the original apology, you can use a watch ... a box of sashimi ... a balloon. ...

50. When I say salty, I don't mean the sage of Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs ... eggs. ...

5 1. Spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.

53. I need a professional scooter.

54. Zhang Wei: Hit ... Waiter: Robbery! Zhang Wei: Discount.

55. Don't drink cars when drinking, and don't drink cars when drinking.

56. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

57. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

58, the eight characters are not hard enough to put on the dragon robe.

59. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

Line 60, line 36, line 2.

6 1, he didn't give us a chance! Not if you can't see the seam.

62. Angels are with you.

63. In those years, was she jealous and angry because of your bohemian behavior? Did she cook snacks for you? Has she ever forgiven you for your mistake? Did she cry when she kissed you?

Yes, I just like Ceng Xiaoxian. You bit me!

65. A perfect man should show his manners and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

66. This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today.

If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

68. I swore that if I talked to him again ... the light went out. ...

69. A big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.

70. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan.

7 1, the noise in the world is a cloud, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

I remember that I had written half before I fell asleep. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

73. Life is like a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to face the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.

75. I'll call you next time I get married.

76. Yes, there are some things that have been fantasized for a long time. In the end, you will find that it is not as expected, neither beautiful nor terrible, just like the world behind this door, just a forgotten broom cupboard, but it still can't stop the young heart until it looks forward to it, until it is crazy, jumping over the hurdle in front of you, leaving only blue impulses, but you will really find that,

77. Have you seen Flower Girl, who is forty years old?

78. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

79. Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

80. There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

8 1, Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is an orc.

82. Loneliness is not as good as happiness, and epilepsy is not as good as madness.

83. We often see the scenery that a person always looks up and envies the happiness of others, only to find that he is also envied by looking up. In fact, everyone is happy, but your happiness is often seen by others.

84. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.

85. As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower in ipartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records of the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I like to meddle. The highest education. Loudest sound. And-the best.

86. A bird with no feet.

87. Do you think I am a liar? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

88. Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

Love woke up. Classic quotations.

1. Ji Feng Ru wrote: With me by your side, all scars will disappear.

Ji said: If you are in your heart, no matter what you do, you can feel your existence. If you're not, it's no use doing anything.

Ji said: Of all the colors, which color is the most beautiful? The gray of moss, the blue of the sky, the brown of rocks, the yellow of dust, the green of leaves, the gold of islands floating on the sea at dusk, the purple of mountain shadows, the pale white of the moon when it is set off by clouds, and the twinkling of stars in the sky. In my opinion, nothing can match the light from Mu Qingqing's eyes because of joy.

Ji Feng Ru said: Today is sunny. I fantasized about taking you away like this more than once. Although I know you may blame me, please let me be your knight and save you from the devil.

Ji Feng Ru said: Do you understand what I mean? I don't want you to torture yourself here. I don't want you to pretend to be strong. There is no point in your staying here. If you are weak, cry, shout and say I am afraid.

6. Ji said: I depend on your head office. I just want to follow Director Mu. Without you, I can't do anything well, so I can only come back to you, whether it's Holly or hell. As long as you are by my side, I regard it as heaven and you are my angel. I can do anything to see you smile like this every day. Sang Ni, do you understand my heart?

7. Ji said: If I can see you every day, I can live in the company.

8. Ji said: Educated youth is not alone. She still has me. Now Zhiqing and I are lovers, and our interests are one.

9. Ji said: Don't worry about giving me everything, give yourself to me.

10. Ji Feng Ru said: I can hear your footsteps among the 1000 people who passed by me, because the footsteps of those 999 people are all on the ground, and I only have your footsteps in my heart, so no matter how far you go and where you go, I won't lose you, but I hope you don't go anywhere. Please stay with me forever and accompany me through the rest of my life. Mu Zhiqing, I love you, from the beginning to the present to the future, until the second I die, please marry me.

1 1. Ji said: Don't think about anything, just listen to your own thoughts. As soon as you turn around, I will be where you see me. If you think we are good, let it stand at the original point and nothing needs to change. If your heart changes one day, please tell me.

Conan's classic quotations