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Most of these junk games are web games and mobile games in the style of the beginning of the century.

Her appearance is like the reappearance of Daji, so charming that even celebrities have no resistance at all. How dazzling is she? Let's hear what the stars have to say.

When I clicked on the ads featuring these celebrities, I thought I was on the wrong set. My dear, it’s just a big poetry party.

Lin Zhiying said: "Legends are all the same, and you can only pick one out of a hundred."

Xiao Zhi's two sentences are mediocre and can only be at the bottom level. The following Liu Ye is much better. .

"Start with a watermelon knife, and be playful and pass it down to become a rich man. You can explode the magical equipment at will, and recycle it at will."

Maybe this watermelon knife is from "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" The one that Huang Bo used to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace is more powerful than the golden cudgel.

When it was Louis Koo's turn, he was playing a game and thinking about his brothers' house-buying career: "It's not that I can't let go of the game, but that I can't let go of my brothers. If the equipment is dropped, you can exchange it for the down payment, and there is no trick to triple the recovery. Unlimited withdrawals in seconds.”

The most neat poem is Brother Pheasant. Accompanied by the sonorous and heroic music of "Young and Dangerous", Jordan Chan slowly chanted:

"It's not easy to be a dad, let's play together as brothers. The explosion rate is five times, and the equipment is easy to use. You can hang up when online, Recycling will be credited in seconds. In the legendary world web version, you can count the money until you are weak." But none of the above limericks can be beaten by Jackie Chan.

The word "Big Brother" is unconstrained, elegant, flexible, informal, and swaying. It can be easily converted from five to seven words. Finally, it is embellished with one or three words. It is simply the reincarnation of Li Bai.

Taoist priests and fifteen dogs are walking sideways throughout the area, strong!

Kill monsters, drop treasures, and explode with magical outfits, it’s so cool!

The mage has strong control and can frost the whole field in seconds, strong!

The warrior output is high, and the explosion of ten times the fire knife is so refreshing!

In addition to these touching poems, how can we forget Zha Zhahui.

When Cantonese meets Mandarin, it’s like coffee blending into tea, with a strong aroma mixed with fresh fragrance, and the taste is very beautiful.

"Hello, Big Zha, I am Zha Zhahui. I recommend to Da Zha a game about Cao Haowan, Tanwan Lazy Moon, a version of the whole forest that your friend has played for a long time. You need to play it three times. You will do the same thing as me. If you are a brother, come and bite me!"

During the interview, Zhang Jiahui casually said a few words, which made Lu Yu laugh.

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I believe that after seeing these advertisements, many people will be like Wu Zhuangyuan in "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" and eagerly ask: "Where is such a good medicine?" How can I buy it?"

When we click on a trial video on Station B, we can see the beautiful face and waterfall of hair, the giant sword and the long legs, which makes people eager to enter the game.

Just wait, this game screen looks like a mural that has been eroded by wind and sand for thousands of years. The female character is even more rough and cannot be seen.

Before the player even takes action, the character has already begun to automatically find its way and kill like crazy, and its striking movements are as stiff as chopping firewood.

But Jackie Chan is indeed a real person, and he will not deceive you or me! Exploding equipment everywhere and giving away free VIPs are true.

In just two or three minutes, he had reached level 15 and received VIP. Every time a monster is killed, the equipment is scattered all over the place. I bet these monsters are all iron-eating beasts, and they usually eat swords, clothes, rings and the like.

By the time 20 minutes passed, the netizen had reached level 74. He discovered that the so-called VIP was just a decoration, and the equipment dropped on the floor was all garbage. Of course, if you want to become powerful, you need to spend money.

See those icons on the left in the picture below? They are all warm and welcoming guide spirits, reminding you all the time: Do you want to be stronger? Do you want to kill players? Do you want to dominate the entire server? So add some money!

For young people who are addicted to games such as King of Kings and Overwatch, this one-click monster-killing game with poor graphics really cannot attract their interest, so the netizen decisively uninstalled the game.

The young people didn’t buy it at all, and all they got was ruthless ridicule.

So how do these junk games make money? How could they invite so many big stars?

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At the beginning of this article, I specifically wrote “a young netizen’s complaints.” Why do I deliberately add the word "young"? I am going to expose him today. There is only one truth: he is framing Brother Jackie Chan.

It’s true that this game “recharges money wherever you click”, but he played until he lost all his money and his wife ran away with someone. Isn’t this nonsense? Young people have long since fled away from this early-century gaming style.

And this underestimates game developers too much. They don’t take young people seriously at all.

Don’t you know how much money young people have in their pockets? Jack Ma practices martial arts just to intimidate you and spend it!

Game developers are also a group of ambitious bosses who want to make money from middle-aged people.

What is the most priceless thing in this world? Of course it’s feelings!

When Chen Tianqiao launched "Legend of Blood" to the market in 2001, the whole of China was excited.

Almost everyone with access to the Internet at that time had heard of this game, and countless white-collar workers, gray-collar workers, and students were addicted to it.

Times have changed now, and the players back then are at the peak of their lives. Can you imagine how much money a boss or executive would invest in playing games?

The game endorsed by celebrities has simple operation and poor picture quality, but it is very similar to the games of the past, allowing them to return to the past years and find their former passion.

They often pursue domination of the entire server, spend money crazily to become stronger, and experience the pleasure of killing everyone in the field with one move. That state is like the gang boss played by Sun Honglei, with full aura sweeping everything!

What’s even more cunning is that the developers have deployed thousands of servers for the game.

When a server has too few players, the middle-aged boss will switch to a new server and spend money to upgrade and become stronger, just to slash other players with swords and fire!

Are these middle-aged bosses stupid? Of course not, it’s just that the consumption concept is different.

When young people are tossing and turning for a mobile phone, some middle-aged bosses can easily spend ten thousand or twenty thousand.

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There is a joke on the Internet: The combined assets of Jack Ma, Li Ka-shing, and Wang Jianlin and I can leverage the Asian economy.

One middle-aged boss is worth tens of thousands of ordinary players, and game developers will naturally make a lot of money.

For example, many celebrities endorsed "Legend of Blue Moon". According to official information, the monthly revenue of the game on all platforms exceeded 500 million yuan.

With 500 million yuan a month, the annual revenue is comparable to the super hit "The Wandering Earth".

This game has been in operation for three years and will continue to be in operation as long as there are people playing it.

The cost of this type of game is almost negligible.

Because these are old technologies, they can be developed by just finding some engineers. Their key lies in operational promotion, so we saw a bunch of stars.

Why are celebrities willing to endorse these garbage games?

A very few people help out with friendship, such as Jay Chou's endorsement of "Magic Throne". There are rumors on the Internet that Jay Chou is the endorser because the choreographer is a director of this web game company.

But apart from that, of course the vast majority of people endorse for money.

In fact, many celebrities were victims initially. Game developers are very stupid. They find that "brotherhood" is the most important feeling among middle-aged people.

So they crazily invade the image rights of loyal stars, and Young and Dangerous and gangsters are their first choices.

When celebrities or agents discover that they have been infringed upon, they angrily go to question the perpetrators.

As a result, the game developer directly extended an olive branch to them: If you sue me, you will be compensated hundreds of thousands. If you really come to endorse, I will give you millions or even tens of millions.

A more realistic problem is: many celebrities are really short of money and they have passed their golden age.

They used to be at the top of the world, but compared with today's sky-high traffic stars, their lives were not as satisfactory.

For example, the Young and Dangerous boys in the hearts of countless teenagers, Ekin Cheng, Jordan Chan, Tse Tin Wah, Qian Jiale and Lin Xiaofeng, how many people have been obsessed with them.

But in 2014, the five people who participated in Taiwan’s New Year’s Eve program only had a total of 300,000.

Well, this is not even a fraction of Xiao Xianrou’s appearance.

Another example is Wu Jing, who has become a god since "Wolf Warrior 2" sold 5.6 billion in 2017. However, when the movie started filming, many popular celebrities refused to participate, and he even mortgaged his house.

The "Legend of the Red Moon 2" he endorsed happened to be in 2016 when he lost his career.

Faced with rubbish games, it is estimated that many celebrities are like Jackie Chan said: "I refused at first." There should be another sentence after that: until I met money.

Endorsing a garbage game is like chewing two flies. Although it is disgusting, the subsequent nearly 10 million yuan is enough to warm my stomach.

Celebrities are just like us ordinary people, there is no need to overestimate or be harsh. As for their elephant-eating behavior, although it doesn’t look good, we shouldn’t watch it.

After all, for anyone: looking closely, it is a kind of cruelty.