Stephen Chow's profile:

Stephen Chow (Stephen Chow, June 22, 1962? ): Hong Kong film artist, who is a director, actor and creator. He started? Nonsense? His performance style, his famous words and sentences, and his first act are imitated by fans, and A Chinese Odyssey has become one of the must-see discs for college students. He is regarded as one of the most attractive figures in Asia at the box office. Master xing? 、? Comedy comedian .

Stephen Chow's funny lines:

1. Wow, yeah, ok! To tell you the truth, I'm called Yushu, Pan An, and Zhou Botong, a prostitute who crushed Haitang with pear blossoms! "Tang Bohu lights autumn fragrance"

2. With your wisdom, can I scare you? "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang"

3. Well, I tell you, I saw UFOs when I was a child, which is what the world calls UFOs. Do you understand UFOs? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster again, talked with Bigfoot Eight in the Himalayas, and guessed boxing. Plus, I played roller coasters every morning and pirate boats in the afternoon since I was a child, because I played pirate boats in the morning, roller coasters in the afternoon and pirate boats again at dusk. I tell you. "Soul Night"

4. Ah! Master's thinking, as expected, is like sailing against the current, and it is worthy of being king with ideas. Counting dead grass

5, good! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he is worthy of being a good man. I love you!

6. Actually, I am an actor. King of comedy

7. Flying is Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. "domestic Lingling paint"

8, I took You.

9. Go back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous. "shaolin soccer"

1. My admiration for you is really like a raging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control. The Duke Of Mount Deer

11. Can you be a little professional? King of comedy

12. Chickens are patriotic! "Jigong"

13. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang was absorbed in playing chess to cure poison. Today, I am absorbed in watching porn to dig bones and get warheads. "Home-made Lingling Paint"

14. One township and two Li * * * Three masters didn't know the four books, five classics and six changes, but they taught seven hundred and eighty-nine children to be very bold. Ten rooms and nine poor people still managed to make eight hundred and twenty-seven dollars, six cents, five cents and four cents, and they were half-hearted and first-class. "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang"

15. I have reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I have no choice but to end my life! Descendants of the Dragon

16. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? "A Chinese Odyssey"

17. People are born by his mother, and demons are born by his mother. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? A Chinese Odyssey

18. What's your mother's name? A Chinese Odyssey

19. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to Guanyin's sister like this? A Chinese Odyssey

2. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses. "Domestic Lingling Paint"

21. Do you think you can't be found hiding here? It's no use, no matter where you are, a man who is so cool is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, the sparse beard, the magical knife method and the cup of Dry martine have deeply fascinated me. Domestic Lingling Paint

22. Da Vinci: I found a part-time job and did research work in the Central Mental Hospital. Q: Study what? Leonardo da Vinci replied: being studied! "domestic Lingling lacquer"

23. I am the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry? Tang Bohu. "Tang Bohu lights up the autumn fragrance"

24. I am hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you? "shaolin soccer"

25. Sir, you have a bone in your forehead and a light in your eyes. The immortal is reincarnated and descended from the earth. I finally waited for you. Don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag, disaster is inevitable, but I am doomed. Even if I have to take great risks, I will show you the whole picture. "Gourmet"

26. The alkaline water surface has not been cooled, so it is full of alkaline water. Fish balls don't smell like fish either, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make it into curry fish balls. But it's naive to do so, because you haven't cooked for enough time. The taste of curry is only on the surface, and it doesn't go into it at all. The fish balls are diluted when put into the soup. A good curry fish balls will make you taste neither fish nor curry. Failure! Never picked the radish, too much tendon, failure! The pigskin was cooked too badly, and it didn't bite its head. Failure! Pig's blood is rotten and scattered as soon as it is clipped, a failure in failure! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, there's shit, hey, hey, there's shit. Have you seen it? Hey, there's shit! "Gourmet"

27. In this play, she fully shows the sighs and frustrations of her wife who was abandoned by her husband. No matter in her eyes, expressions, actions and behaviors, she can be incisive and incisive, especially the action of dropping the horse at last, which can show postmodernism and strong accusations against the society. I've never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. The taste of beef is fresh and the taste of shrimp is sweet. What's more? Like a mouse? Even worse, just as it is more poetic than my first love, the so-called lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home, good poetry! What a poem! "Gourmet"

29. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk (student). "shaolin soccer"

3, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing people, and the Buddha stops killing Buddha! "Tang Bohu Lights Autumn Fragrance"

31. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind. "Gourmet"

32. My real identity is to change the social atmosphere, enchant thousands of girls, improve the connotation of young people, and stimulate the film market. Gu Jing, a well-rounded expert, has an English name of Jing Koo! "trickster"

33. I'd like you to meet Pizzad's boyfriend. His hair style is bad and ugly, he has little money, he has never read a book, and his sexual ability is so-so, but he is a good-looking talent. Ha ha. "King of a Thousand Kings 2"

34. A Shui is famous for picking up girls countless times, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as the lover of the neighborhood, the soul of the tea restaurant, and the Prince of Egg Tower who everyone knows.

35. He is proud, but kind-hearted. He keeps a low profile, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God has given to mankind to perfection and cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the embodiment of the immortal? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title? Gourmet! the god of cookery