Restaurant advertisement: "Please come here to dine, otherwise you and I will starve!"
Parrot advertisement: A French store has a parrot cage for sale with a price of 500 francs. Next to the price tag, there is an advertisement: "If you don't believe it, ask it to see if it is worth 500 francs?"
Glue advertisement: In order to promote a "powerful universal glue", a tourist store in Hong Kong used this Glue sticks a gold coin worth a thousand yuan to the wall, and the advertising slogan is: "Whoever can peel it off with his fingers will own the gold coin."
Reward advertising: German "Mercedes" car The advertisement for the coffin is: "If anyone can find out that a Mercedes-Benz car suddenly breaks down, our company is willing to donate 10,000 yuan."
The coffin advertisement: "A product recommended by God."
< p>Enrollment advertisement: An enrollment advertisement for a French learning class in Italy said: "If you find that you don't like this class after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French." < p>Advertisement on the tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: "Here lies Hermish McTivesey. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business-a vegetable store on Highway 11." Next to the highway, it is open until 8pm every day. "Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is this advertisement: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think of it as you. Gained face. "Another barber shop put up a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."
Don't trample on the lawn. The grass is green, so be gentle.
Tips for keeping a distance between cars: Don’t kiss me, I’m shy (repair)
Swimming pool advertisement: swimming freely like a fish in water
Advertisement for protecting birds: how many billions of years Before, humans and birds were pterosaurs flying in the sky
Billions of years later, humans evolved into advanced animals that walked on the ground
They were born from the same roots, so how could they be so in love with each other? Urgent?
Advertisement to protect the trash can: inclusive of all, purify the city
It is my duty to serve you, please don’t get too close to me
Teahouse Advertising slogan: Find trouble when nothing happens (Tea)
Tire advertising slogan: Roll as far as you go
Promote civilized reminder:
Don’t be in a civilized place On the score, add uncivilized notes
Don’t treat the corridor as a runway, don’t treat the game as judo
Come in a hurry, go in a hurry, civilization is in your hands
Traffic safety: Fasten your seat belt, you cannot make copies.
Beauty Salon: Please do not flirt with the lady coming out of this salon, she may be your grandmother.
Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.
Siemens: Our company’s maintenance personnel around the world are bored.
Printing company: Prints everything except banknotes.
Glue: It can glue everything together except a broken heart.
Tires: Work hard without complaining, as long as you still have breath.
Car: Its only drawback is that when running at 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word of your mother-in-law's nagging in the back seat.
Toothbrush: Not a hair is pulled out
Stinky Tofu: Stinky for eternity
Reference: Teacher
〓■Appreciation of the world’s classic advertising slogans■〓
[size=3]〓■Appreciation of the world’s classic advertising slogans■〓[/size]
1. Good to the last drop． The fragrance is strong, and the meaning is not exhausted. (Maxwell Coffee)
2. Obey your thirst. Obey your desires. (Sprite)
3. The new digital era. The new digital era. (Sony Video Player)
4. We lead. Others copy． We lead and others follow. (Ricoh copier)
5. Impos*le made pos*le. Make the impossible possible.
(Canon printer)
6. Take time to indulge． Enjoy! (Nestle Ice Cream)
7. The relentless pursuit of perfection． Relentless pursuit of perfection. (Lexus sedan)
8. Poetry in motion, dancing close to me． Dynamic poetry dances towards me. (Toyota Motors)
9. Come to where the flavor is. Marlboro Country．
Visit the charming place - Marlboro World. (Marlboro cigarettes)
10. To me, the past is black and white, but the future is always color.
For me, the past is unremarkable; but the future is colorful. (Hennessy)
11. Just do it. Just do it. (Nike sneakers)
12. Ask for more. Desire is unlimited. (Pepsi fashion shoes)
13. The taste is great. The taste is great. (Nescafé)
14. Feel the new space. Feel the new realm. (Samsung Electronics)
15. Intelligence everywhere. Intelligent interpretation, everywhere. (Motorola mobile phone)
16. The choice of a new generation. The choice of a new generation. (Pepsi-Cola)
17. We integrate, you communicate. We integrate, you surpass yourself. (Mitsubishi Electric)
18. Take TOSHIBA, take the world. Own Toshiba, own the world. (Toshiba Electronics)
19. Let’s make thing btter. Let’s do better. (Philips Electronics)
20. No business too small, no problem too big.
There is no small business that cannot be done, and no big problem that cannot be solved. (IBM)
21.M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (M&Ms) melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (M&M Chocolate)
22.Good to the last drop. (Maxwell) The drops are fragrant and full of flavor. (McGee Coffee)
23. Time is what you make of it. (Swatch) Forever. (Swatch watch)
24.Make yourself heard. (Ericsson) Understanding is communication. (Ericsson)
25.Start ahead. (Rejoice) The road to success starts from scratch. (Rejoice)
26.Things go better with Coca-Cola. (Coca-Cola) Drink Coca-Cola and everything goes well. (Coca-Cola)
27. Connecting People. (Nokia) Technology is people-oriented. (Nokia)
28.A diamond lasts forever. (De Bierres) A ??diamond lasts forever. (Tbilisi)
29. Mosquito Bye Bye Bye. (RADAR) Mosquito kill kill kill.
(Radar brand insect repellent)
30.A Kodak Moment. (Kodak) Just a Kodak moment. (Kodak photo paper/film)
31. Campus "Singles Club" - a man's world! (Goldlion Clothing);
32. Normal consumption of college students - don’t buy expensive ones, just choose the right ones. (Diaopai washing powder);
33. Have a date every day - make every day wonderful. (Nescafé);
34. Birthday dinner - good times, delicious food... (McDonald's fast food);
35. Finally freed from a broken love - —It turns out that life can be more beautiful. (Midea Air Conditioner);
36. Commitment between friends - sincere forever! (Haier Electrical Appliances);
37. Faced with the appreciation of the mentor, he often said - let us do better! (Philips Electric Appliances);
38. When dealing with criticism from others, always say - I am who I am... (Sprite Drink);
39. Written to my mentor on September 10 Greeting cards - our brilliance comes from your style. (Vassoon Shampoo);
40. College students and their parents - communication has no limits... (Konka Mobile Phone);
41. A one-week surprise review to pass all exams ——That’s how confident you are! (Rejoice Shampoo);
42. A master of cheating in exams - there is a world outside the sky... (Hongta Group);
43. Dormitory computers are virus-free - a new concept of health. (LG air conditioner);
44. Employment favors foreign companies - very good, very good choice! (very coke).
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〓■Funny Advertisements■〓
〓■Funny Advertisements■〓
An advertisement for a certain audio company——“One call and four responses!”
An advertisement for a certain dumpling shop——“Everything is included!”
An advertisement for a certain lime factory———— "Made from scratch!"
A certain pawn shop advertisement——"Well deserved!"
A certain hat company advertisement——"Get people with hats!"
Someone An advertisement for a barber shop——“Not a dime!”
An advertisement for a drugstore——“You are asking for trouble!”
An advertisement for a smoking cessation association——“Don’t look for smoking To be friends with a woman, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray! ”
A certain typewriter advertisement——“If you don’t fight, you won’t get to know each other!”
A certain optical shop advertisement————“ The eyes are the windows to the soul. To protect your soul, please put glass on your windows."
Advertisement from a perfume company - "Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so we give it with the bottle for self-defense. A copy of the textbook. ”
An advertisement for banning smoking in a public place - “In order to keep the carpet from having holes, and also to keep your lungs from having holes, please don’t smoke.”
A road traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."
A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and what he hopes The target is the heroine described in this novel! ”
A certain car showroom advertisement - “Always let your driver’s license expire before you do”
A certain traffic. Safety advertisement - "Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but people do not."
A cosmetics advertisement - "Please do not get rid of 'spots' before they are too late." 'Pox' stays."
A certain washing machine advertisement - "A leisurely wife and a good mother!"
A certain sour juice advertisement - "The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet. Sweet.”
An advertisement for a printing company—“Printing everything except banknotes.”
An advertisement for a flower shop—“Our roses are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few for your wife."
A beauty salon hangs a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital, she may be your grandmother."
< p>The enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class said:“If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French.
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An advertisement from a Hong Kong cosmetics company is: “Get rid of ‘spots’ as soon as possible and avoid leaving ‘acne’.”
An American newspaper published such an advertisement:
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"Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, works like a donkey!"
Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop , move your eyes a few times, and the eye drops can be spread all over the world."
Advertisement on the tombstone
There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: "Here lies Hamishi. McTevesey. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business - a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8pm every day.
< p>On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think you have gained face."A British rural barber shop erected a plaque at the head of the bridge A wooden sign with the words: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."
SINSTAR classic arrangement
The flow of warmth and coldness -----Yihuada Clothing
Taobao.com, dig, dig, dig, dig.... whatever you like
Baisha Group, my heart is flying
Dynamic Zone, my territory Listen to me!
Li Ning, everything is possible!
Anta, I choose, I like it
According to Benshan, what is it?
Everyone on earth knows it
TCL Ace today Enter the future
I just like McDonald's
With KFC, life tastes good, and the delicious chicken is cooked in KFC. I am not satisfied and I am sucking my fingers aftertaste
Counter-Strike A gun changes a place
The fragrance of red rose cigarettes fills the world. Smoking is harmful to health
Beauty comes from the heart, beauty comes from Maybelline
1. Dual sentence pattern
Using dual sentence patterns is the most common way to prepare prompts, such as "What you breathe out is smoke, which harms others; what you inhale is poison, which harms yourself", "Sitting on the ground with green grass to complain, smearing on the white wall with random hands" , "Go out happily and go home safely", "Take away a lot of knowledge and leave behind a shelf of good books", "Only take away a lot of poems and books, leaving no regrets", "Burn out a cigarette Self-cultivation, half a mouthful of phlegm insults elegance" and so on. This type of prompts has rhythm and rhyme, is catchy to read, harmonious and pleasant to the ears, gives people a sense of beauty, and is easy to remember.
2. Yiyin pun
It is to use homophony and homonym to give several different meanings to words and sentences, thus achieving an intriguing effect. For example, the public toilet prompt "Come in in a hurry, go in a hurry", which uses elegant implications to make people who use the toilet smile knowingly, and has a very good effect. There are two water-saving reminders: "Cherish me, start from bit by bit!" "Cherish the source of life, "close" every bit," which makes good use of homophonic puns and profoundly explains the meaning of water conservation. The connotation of water: We must "close" (pay attention to) every little bit and start from bit by bit. Another example is a lawn prompt: "The grass is alive, please keep your steps green." The police calls you a "step" and please keep your steps green (have mercy). You think, you can't bear to step on the green grass. ? Using puns as prompts can increase the level and richness of expressions, with shallow words and deep meanings. Endless aftertaste is an effective creative technique.
3. Contrast Technique
Using contrast techniques to write prompts can often give people a deep impression and inspiration, such as "A big tree can make millions of matches." "A match can destroy tens of thousands of big trees" (forest fire prevention prompts), the comparison of numbers is shocking; another example is the traffic prompt: "One drop of wine for the driver, two lines of tears for the loved ones", "Drink it in" A few drops of fine wine, shed countless blood and tears." Through the sharp contrast, it can be understood with reason and moved with emotion. Every sentence is instructive and thought-provoking; every word is exciting and vigilant.
4. Personification of rhetoric
Personification can make boring truths lively and interesting, thus adding to the aesthetic effect of prompts. Such as "Feed me the dirty things, Mother Earth has just changed into clean clothes - the trash can said", "Thank you for the love you gave me, I will never forget it in this life - Xiaocao said", "I have a special appetite" Big, swallow all the peelings and confetti" (trash can), "I will shine on you in the dark, and you will look after me in the morning - the corridor lamp says."
Due to the use of personification techniques, the content becomes more real, concrete, vivid and touching, and the effect achieved is beyond the reach of simple statements.
5. Classical language
It is to use classic phrases, poems, famous quotes, catchphrases, idioms, etc. as prompts. It can be quoted directly when preparing. For example, the slogan for protecting cultivated land, "Save a small amount of land, leave it for future generations to cultivate" is a famous sentence in "Zengguang Xianwen"; "Hard work" and "Every porridge and meal should be remembered as hard-earned" are familiar to everyone. You can also use imitative rhetoric to change individual words and sentences, such as: the flower bed reminder: "If the flowers are in bloom, you have to enjoy them, don't break the flowers to enjoy the branches." That is, use the famous sentence "The flowers are in bloom, you have to break them, don't wait until there are no flowers." "Empty broken branches" is used contrary to its meaning to remind people to care for flowers and be unique. Another example is "Children need quietness to study, and quietness is needed for neighbors to rest - just be quiet and don't make noise", "Don't get wet when you are high up, loving your neighbor means loving yourself", etc., with a little hint of idiom, it becomes an interesting thought. prompt. The classic language is catchy, well-known, and makes people feel friendly. As a reminder, it is helpful to win people's favor and spread quickly.
6. Simple language
Use common and simple everyday spoken language and proverbs as prompts. Some are naturally friendly, such as "A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor, and a close neighbor is not as good as the door to the door." "Don't get drunk when you drink. What's the taste of being drunk? Don't spit. It's easier said than done." Others are just ordinary things. There is a reminder in a restaurant, advising people to take the leftover dishes back after entertaining guests, and not to develop a wasteful style. The content is: If you can't eat, please take it away. This sentence is derived from the saying " It is supplemented by "can't eat and walk around". The original meaning of the saying is "enough" and "can't bear it", and here the direct meaning is used to replace the original meaning of the saying, which is really interesting. This kind of reminder gives people a sense of easy-going and friendly. See It seems to be unmodified, but in fact it is original and reflects the creative artistic conception of "plain talk is the truth"
7. Rhyming formula
It is composed of two sentences or sentences with equal number of words and rhyming. Several sentences are used as prompts, such as "The grass is smiling at you, please take a detour", "Smiling among the flowers and grass, admiring its appearance outside the garden", "The hearts of neighbors are changed, come often." The friendship is deep, we go together year by year, and each generation becomes closer than the previous generation." This mantra is not a classic sentence, but a self-designed one. Its main purpose is to make it easy to read and remember. This type of prompt conveys information It is often more direct, concise and clear, but may also lose part of its connotation and aftertaste.
8. Humorous techniques
Use humorous techniques to make the content easier for viewers to understand. Acceptance can enlighten people with a knowing smile and leave a deep impression, such as "I am very weak and cannot bear the kiss of your big feet - Xiaocao", "The fragrant grass is rich, don't fall drunk in my arms." "Inside - grass", "Distance creates beauty, refuse close contact (protect the lawn)", people can't help but smile at this kind humor, and learn something from the aftertaste.
9. Words Qiaopai
It is through the clever arrangement of words to create a cycle of pronunciation and semantics, which makes a deep impression on people, such as "Let your phlegm be as elegant as your conversation", "People protect the green" , Green Guardian", "Don't deliberately 'tear' it just because it's interesting", "You can play games, but you can't play games; games are not life, and life is not a game (Internet cafe)", etc. all fall into this category.
10. Questioning skills
Use questions as prompts to stimulate people's thinking and enhance appeal. For example, "Now, when humans are thirsty, there will be water; in the future, the earth will be thirsty." how? "The idea is novel, the questions are clever, and thought-provoking.