2. Pandog: The cake is handsome and rich.

When you die, my mother will burn a seat in Hongyi Courtyard to see you off.

4. Don't say anything about you just because you are stupid.

5, reading a book cramps, Si Wen is like a diaper collapse!

I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

7. This is a world where wages are not rising and prices are soaring.

8. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

9. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

10, I miss a period of time, so I choose to grow old in the past.

1 1. The world is too crazy to regard shameless as noble.

12, crispy chicken flavor: gold is not as good as cutting cakes.

13, I just want to be as gorgeous as fireworks, not like wind and dew.

14, while I love you, I will try my best to protect you.

15, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

16, when I miss you, my heart will tremble and my tears will flow, so you don't understand.

17, I look thin when I am fat, so as not to look ugly when I am thin.

18, I'd rather cry in the cake cutting car than laugh in the BMW.

19, I won't be out of tune, I just like singing my own songs.

20. Butterflies can't fly over the sea 1224: Super-large, super-hard and overweight brand Sacchi code.

2 1, white rice: people are inherently mortal, either as light as a feather or more important than cutting cakes.

22. Misia Xiaoqi: If the cake goes down across the board, it will go bankrupt. Can you believe it?

23. The most popular funny quotations

Brothers are either in Jianghu or on their way to Jianghu.

24, practical version: get a yellow rear-end sticker, there are cut cakes in the car, you hit me.

25, silver hair naturally rolls the small flower: a piece of cake cuts one side, and a piece of cake turns into a suite.

26. "Do you love me?" "Of course!" "Then you sell the house and buy me a cake to eat ~"

27. Time Edition: This is an era when BMW owners abandoned their cars and fled after they knocked down the cake-cutting car.

28. Unbelievable: Obama announced that he would return more than one trillion national debt to China in the form of 200 Jin of cut cakes.

29. There is no ice: I heard that the top three things with the highest density in the universe are black holes, neutron stars and cakes.

30, advertising version: cut the cake forever, everything will go bankrupt, give me a fulcrum, I can knock down the whole cut cake.

3 1, worried: real estate speculation is not as good as frying and cutting cakes! One catty of cake cuts the inner ring of Beijing to buy a house, and two jins of cake cuts the first-line stars to go to bed.

32. Miss Maruko, who works hard in the technical house: In the future, men will send cakes to cut if they want to chase girls. Those who can afford to cut the cake are all living Gao Fushuai.

33, blind date version: Is there a house, no, is there a car, no, then what are you close to, my family has a car to cut cakes! Alas, you damn fool, I didn't say so earlier.

34. International Edition: Recently, at the White House press conference, Obama officially announced that China's national debt exceeding one trillion yuan will be returned to China in the form of 200 Jin of cut cakes.

35. Angel of War: The little girl selling cut cakes is carrying a big bamboo basket. Then. . . "Robbery" "People stay, put down and cut the cake" "Cut the cake and stay, people can go.

36. The complete set of sentences includes famous sayings, beautiful sentences, slogans, classic lines and greetings. After the erosion of word of mouth and time, what remains is very profound and thought-provoking, or happy, or suddenly enlightened.

37. Growing up in the heart: Gates, Jobs and a cake seller came to the gate of heaven. The doorman said that only the richest people can go in. Gates said he was the richest man, Jobs said he had apples, and the latter said, I have cut cakes. Just say that finish, the first two immediately turned around and rushed to hell.

38. Deep version: First steam the cake, put it in a solid wooden trough while it is hot, cover it with planks, press some heavy objects, or find some fat people to stand on it. In this way, the cake was pressed tightly, and water also flowed out with the cracks at the bottom of the wooden trough. Two days later, after removing the weight, a strong cut cake was born.

39. Bacon bacon pork belly: A poor boy asked a rich man: How did you get rich? The rich man said: I was poor when I was a child. I only have one apple. I cleaned it and sold it. This money can buy two apples, and then ... the poor child said: I know, and then I put two apples ... the rich man said: of course not. Later, my father taught me to cut the cake.

40. What do you mean by cutting the cake? On February 3rd, 65438 20xx, Weibo @ Yueyang Public Security Bureau, the official of Yueyang Public Security Bureau, Hunan Province, announced that there was a misunderstanding when the villager Ling bought Xinjiang walnut candy because of poor language communication, and the bickering between the two sides led to physical conflicts and group fights. Two people were slightly injured in the incident, and walnut candy was damaged by about 1.6 million. Plus damaged motorcycles and injured people * * * 200,000.