Using jokes to deal with the enemy is naturally a good way to fight, but the point of contact must be a fatal wound to the opponent, otherwise, the joke will be just a joke.

Lu Xun

Girls! How can there be so many white horses? Just find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are robbed and only a bunch of mules are left.

Feng Gong

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for more than 20 years.

Feng Gong

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest when I can’t see you.

Feng Gong

Without artistic means, sharp writing, no humor, and no pictures, there would be no sketch.

Lu Xun

Finally, the mist and rain from the south of the Yangtze River covered the world. After letting Hua give up, it was only a moment, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

The bank said when charging: This is in line with international practice! When serving, he said: China’s national conditions must be considered.

Guo Degang

In life, first be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will smile.

Zhou Libo

Wearing the mask for too long will cause it to grow on your face, and if you want to take it off again, you will have to break your muscles and bones to peel off the skin.

Lu Xun

Young people do not act recklessly, but are bold and unrestrained. I wonder where the themes come from in old age.

Zhou Libo

Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

Zhou Libo

Marriage is the tomb of love - if there is no house, you can't even enter the tomb.

Guo Degang

What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

Zhou Libo

If there is a problem, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

Zhou Libo

If you choose to look up to others, don’t blame others for looking down at you.

Feng Gong

I think the road ahead is smooth, so why should people stop walking because of a small obstacle.

Lu Xun

My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

Zhou Libo

I was also an infatuated person, but it rained... and I drowned.

Zhou Libo

Cherish life - if God still lets you live, then he must have his arrangements.

Feng Gong

Zhuge Liang never led any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

Feng Gong

I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I had already been scrapped.

Zhou Libo

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

Zhou Libo

Life is like a pressure cooker. When the pressure is too great, you will become overcooked.

Zhou Libo

We have been searching, searching, for the ending that we all have.

When I hold my hand, I know that my son is ugly, and my face bursts into tears. I will leave if I don’t leave.

Feng Gong

Drink medicine and pass bottles, hang yourself with a rope, and the person who jumped off the building waved a small handkerchief to see him off.

Zhou Libo

The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that have sheltered you from the rain.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

Zhou Libo

The most tormenting thing in marriage is not conflict, but boredom.

Lu Xun

Those who do not have medical insurance or life insurance should not act bravely after dark.

Zhou Libo

There are some things that don’t need to be argued, and you can obey on the surface and resist secretly.

Zhou Libo

Why pretend to be alcohol when we are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when we are perverts.

Guo Degang

I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

Zhou Libo

It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

Guo Degang

Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

Zhou Libo

I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy or painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.

Zhou Libo

The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

Zhou Libo

I'm so sorry for making you laugh so hard.

Feng Gong

Killing the present will also kill the future.

Lu Xun

Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

Zhou Libo