On February 14, a friend told a woman a joke. The woman laughed so much that she had to go to the hospital. The doctor who treated him asked how this could happen, and the woman said: I heard This happened after he told a joke. The doctor was very curious and asked the lady to tell him the joke. The lady told the doctor the joke. After hearing the joke, the doctor couldn't stop laughing and died. His lover sued the lady, thinking that she was the one who Killed the doctor.
The lady was taken to court for this. Due to the needs of the case, the judge asked the lady to tell the joke again. The lady studied law, and she believed that she needed to sign a copy with everyone present. The exemption contract means that if anything happens, it will have nothing to do with her. After signing the contract, the lady told the joke safely. Some of the spectators present laughed so hard that they fell to the ground, and some burst into tears. DC, some complained of abdominal pain, but the judge closed his eyes tightly and took it in peace. "After all, it is the judge who is calm and composed. This is not something ordinary people can compare to." Later, I learned that the judge was dead. It is said that the judge who was present that day Everyone died. Except for the president, this lady became the most watched person in the country. Everyone was speculating on what kind of joke would make people laugh to death.
One night, the lady was kidnapped , turned out to be the president, he majestically threatened the lady to record the joke and use it as a weapon to face the powerful enemy. The lady finally did it. When she saw the president flashing a sly smile on his face, she felt cold.
As a result, a few days later, the president announced that he used this joke to kill 500 enemy soldiers and achieved complete victory. According to relevant sources, other countries also mastered this joke. It is said that the friend who told the joke defected to The country.
It’s February 14th again, and the whole country has caused a disaster because of this joke. Someone had to intervene, and finally decided to designate February 14th as April Fools’ Day. Faced with the consequences of fools, People don't take it seriously if it's a joke.
Actually, the joke is very simple. There is only one sentence. The friend said: He believes in love!
Suddenly, my eyes became moist... …