Woody Allen is also famous for his fast film shooting process and large number of film works. Let’s take a look at Woody Allen’s classic lines! The following is the Woody that I have carefully compiled for you Allen's classic lines, I hope you like them. Woody Allen's classic lines

　1) There are worse things than death, and if you spend a night with an insurance agent, you'll know what I mean.

2) Which is better, loving or being loved? Neither is good, if your cholesterol value exceeds 600.

3) If you are a coward, it will be easier for you to do certain things.

4) Human beings are divided into spirit and body. The spirit embraces all noble pursuits, such as poetry, or philosophy. But the body enjoys all pleasures.

5) For example, some people make movies. They enjoy the process of making movies and then hold a party after the premiere. Some directors like to read reviews and enjoy the feeling of attending an Oscar ceremony and being noticed. He and his staff really enjoy this process. They are not superficial people. I miss that fun, but I don’t feel it as much. When I finish a work, I immediately move on to the next one, and I don’t care about the rest. I feel happy when I can continue to produce without being affected by any praise or criticism.

6) I took an existential exam. I didn't write a single answer, but I got points.

7) My brain is my second favorite organ.

8) Oh, he might be a member of the National Rifle Association, an organization dedicated to helping criminals obtain guns so they can shoot citizens. So this is a public service.

9) The French have two misunderstandings about me. First, they think I am an intellectual just because I wear glasses; second, they always think I am an artist because my movies always lose money.

10) He adores New York. He idolized it beyond measure. He was at ease among the rushing crowds and the bustling traffic. New York was his city, and it belonged to him as always. About Woody Allen's classic lines

　1) I hate reality, but this is still the best place to get a good steak.

2) The food here is terrible and the portions are too small.

3) There are generally two types of people in the world, good and bad. Good people sleep soundly at night, while bad people enjoy their waking hours more.

4) My love life was so bad that the last time I entered a woman's body was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

5) I don’t deserve this award, but I have diabetes? I don’t deserve that disease either.

6) I was not good-looking when I was a child. I only got this face when I grew up.

7) As a person who made ill-gotten gains, the latter was so suspicious that he never let anyone in New York come behind him. While walking down the street, he would often turn around quickly and spin.

8) We live in an overly permissive society, pornography has never been more ubiquitous than it is now, and the lighting in those movies is really bad! We are people who lack clear goals and have never been Can learn to love. Lacking leadership and a coherent plan, without a spiritual center, we are adrift in the universe, inflicting appalling violence on one another out of frustration and pain. Fortunately, we have not lost our sense of proportion. All in all, the future clearly has unlimited opportunities and pitfalls, and the trick is to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunity, and get home before o'clock.

9) The most exciting sentence is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.

10) I did not marry my first love because there were serious religious conflicts between us at the time. She is an atheist and I am an agnostic.

11) I am a good lover because I practice on myself.

12) I was expelled from school for cheating on a metaphysics exam? I peeked into the soul of another classmate.

13) By the way, the main problem with death is the fear of no afterlife? This is a depressing thought, especially for those who go to the trouble of shaving. At the same time, there is also a kind of fear, which is that although there is an afterlife, no one knows where to go to get there. But look on the bright side, death is one of the few things where you just have to lie down and relax.

14) Being loved is different from being admired, because a person can be admired from a distance, but to truly love someone, the most fundamental thing is to squat behind the curtain and stay in the same room with that person inside the house.

15) When the Oscar committee called me, I panicked. I thought they wanted the Oscar they gave me back and the pawn shop had been out of business for a while.

16) I am not and have never been a murderer! I am not even interested in it as a hobby.

17) I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I still carry a change of underwear with me.

18) Being in bed is just a joke. The two parties may not care about who the other person is and are just greedy for temporary pleasure. But the person under the bed is really experiencing a true love and cares too much about who that person is. Whoever it is, it's him all the time.

19) To you, I am an atheist; to God, I am a loyal opponent.

20) Consumerism has led to many new products and weird fashions. Scented fabrics? A person who wants to buy ordinary clothing is consumed with a mocking, weird and trendy aesthetic in front of a swaggering salesman. Many salespersons who are eager for quick success have this virtue. The salesman is an empty shell who just wants to make money. Consumers should have their own opinions and not be fooled by empty shells. Woody Allen’s classic quotations

1) How can I believe in God? Last week my tongue got caught in the roller of an electric typewriter!

2) This year I is a star, but what about next year? Will it be a black hole?

3) Eighty percent of success is showing up.

4) I don’t believe in an afterlife. If there is, I will bring more pairs of underwear. , if God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

5) I don’t believe in science. Science is an intellectual dead end. I believe in sex and death.

6) There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent a night with an insurance agent?

7) Now, the blood all over her body froze as she saw a huge black shadow appear on the wall and press over her. Her heart was beating so fast that she almost screamed. At this moment, she saw that the black shadow was her own. So she decided to lose weight and called the police.

8) In my family, I am the boss and my wife is just the decision-maker.

9) Inertia causes two-thirds of marriages. And love is responsible for the remaining one-third of marriages.

10) I can’t listen to too much Wagner. I have the urge to conquer Poland.

11) My reflexes are poor. Once I was run over by a car which was being pushed by two men.

12) I don’t believe in life after death, but I still bring a change of underwear.

13) Don’t regard death as the end. Think of it as a really effective way to cut expenses.

14) One of my great regrets in life is that I am not someone else.

15) To be a great lover, you must be strong and gentle.

16) The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension, while love causes tension.

17) As we all know, for centuries Rome considered the open-faced hot turkey sandwich to be the pinnacle of debauchery. Many sandwiches had to be closed, only to be spread out again after the Reformation. Fourteenth-century religious paintings first depicted overweight people condemned to hell, wandering on a diet of salad and yogurt. The Spanish were particularly cruel, and during the Inquisition anyone who put crab meat in an avocado could be put to death.

18) The lion and the calf will lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

19) I don’t have much fun most of the time. The rest of the time I had no fun at all.

20) I always wonder if there will be an afterlife. If so, can I get a twenty-dollar bill there?

21) I don’t know the question. What, but sex is definitely the answer.

22) I am a star this year, but what about next year? Will it be a black hole?

23) I have never been an intellectual, but that’s how I look.

24) I don’t know what I want, but I know what I don’t want.

25) It is better to be rich than poor, just for financial reasons.

26) Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for answers, sex raises some good questions.

27) But it is not the essential expansion of ontological existence.

　28) All men are mortal, and Socrates is mortal, so all men are Socrates, which means that men are all homosexuals.

29) Our life depends on how we choose to distort it.