A classic quote from If You Are the One?

Mr. Fan: Do you think we should speak Chinese or English?

Roi: You decide which one is smooth.

Mr. Fan: Let's speak our mother tongue. Nice to meet you ...

Roi: What a coincidence, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and I met you here.

Feng Yuanzheng: What a coincidence? I asked you out.

Roi: You asked me out?

Feng Yuanzheng: Amore! Molly! The same name as this restaurant. I want to surprise you.

Roi: Are you messing with me? I advertised for a marriage.

Feng Yuanzheng: I'd like to meet you. Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk.

Roi: Isn't that nonsense? I can find another man. I'm not gay. (Later) Are you ...

Feng Yuanzheng: I am.

Roi: But I'm not.

Feng Yuanzheng: How do you know you're not? I thought I wasn't before, but later I learned that I didn't dare to face it and had no courage.

Roi: You left first. I'm not there yet.

Roi: I also review why I am so vulgar. I have such a big heart that I can't hold a man!

Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?

Roi: I fell in love with you from the moment I saw you.

Shu Qi: We can't love each other if we meet three times. Love at first sight is not when you have a crush on me or when I have a crush on you. It's not when you look, it's the smell. We are attracted and fascinated by each other's smells, and the smells are the same, you know?

Roi: Then I have to charge. He took advantage of it all, and it's too rude of you to let me drink with my dissatisfied wife.

Luo Haiqiong: First fly to Kunming, then take a day's long-distance bus to Mengzi, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a day's tractor. It will take a day's bullock cart to our home.

Roi: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?

Luo Haiqiong: My brother will break your leg.

Roi: You don't want to find someone who is in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.

Che Xiao: Soft persimmons are delicious.

Roi: You're sick and old, so don't you worry about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight, it's the peak sexually age.

Che Xiao: Do you think the foundation of love is sex?

Roi: Not exactly, but without it, it can't be called love, but friendship at best.

Che Xiao:No. Why? Can still grow old together. Of course, it doesn't mean that it can't be done at all, just not too often.

Roi: Then how often do you think it is not frequent to make out?

Che Xiao: This is my ideal, ah.

Roi: Yes, you say. (Che Xiao fingers) Once a month?

Che Xiao: once a year.

Roi: Comrade, although I know this is a matter on the ground, and it is not your stewardess's responsibility, you should still accept the passengers' opinions with an open mind and seriously reflect them to the above! Always talking about improving service quality, how to improve it? It's actually the details.

Roi: I've got a date, too. I'd rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go.

Bidai Syulan: After the fall of the mainland, my grandfather retreated to Taiwan Province with the national army ...

Roi: Hey, hey, wait a minute. You call it the fall, and we call it liberation.

Roi: If you are an orphan, I can adopt you.

Roi: I can accept orphans, but having both parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to insert a Mercedes-Benz logo on the front of a BMW.

Bidai Syulan: Can you just drive?

Roi: But what if something goes wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts don't match, and BMW doesn't care to repair them?

Roi: I can get something for nothing. I still want to be self-reliant when I get married and have children.

Roi: I think it's quite unreliable for me to ask for marriage. I don't care about those who are crooked, but I can't meet any girls who look good and pleasing to the eye, either because they are frigid or pregnant with ghosts. Where are all the girls with innocent mental health history?

Shu Qi: Don't turn around and swear. Who is unhealthy? You'll be clean?

Roi: I didn't say you. You're not pretty.

Shu Qi: ...

Roi: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd, and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not too much to say that beauty is in the eyes of the enemy.

Roi: Don't hold back and laugh.

Roi: Like me, you bought it at a low price. Are you going to hold it for a long time? Or short-term play?

Hu Ke: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.

Roi: I have the people here, but my heart is elsewhere ...

Shu Qi: You can not accept it, I know it's unfair to you.

Roi: Then can you allow me, my heart is here, and my body is sometimes absent-minded?

Shu Qi: Are you happy?

Shu Qi: What do you like about me?

Roi: Did I say I like you?

Shu Qi: Honesty is the prerequisite for our future together.

Roi: I am willing to marry you on the premise that I can't find anyone more stupid than you.

Smile: I won't be so stupid again.

Roi: You are half-hearted. You can't even take part in accidental amusement. It's all written on your face. I put my words here. You haven't turned over his page yet. Once you turn to a new page, you will still be single-minded. I only tolerate your present performance after seeing this one. You are stupid, I am not stupid.

Roi: I just want to play with you because you are beautiful. Do you accept it? Can you afford it? Half-hearted. Are you my opponent? Believe it or not, I have eight women in my heart and you can't tell. What can I fail? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you when you come to the door.

Roi: I just want him to look good. Why? What's wrong with me improving my offspring for our old Qin family? Do you have to find an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?

Shu Qi: Oh, what a pity! The gap between what you think and what you actually see is too big. Shall I find you a psychiatrist?

Roi: No doctor can heal my trauma. You are my best medicine.

Shu Qi: Aren't you afraid that I am a poison?

Roi: You have to drink poison!

Roi: Four sisters, add up to 3 years old. Can you not despair?

Roi: If you throw away your dark side and come closer to me, I promise, it will be Maggie Cheung and Angelina? 6? ? 1 Julie, Sophie? 6? ? 1 Masoga, Lin Chi-ling, their four sisters accompany me to drink, but I don't drink.

usan: you don't drink one cup, you drink ten cups.

Confess in front of a small Japanese church

Roi: Then ... I'll start with the bad things I did in kindergarten ...

Ge You repented of his sins, and at last the priest fell asleep.

The priest rushed out and said to Wu Sang and Shu Qi, "Your friend's sins are too much for our church. Please take him to another cathedral to confess."

Shu Qi: You are lucky to see a bear.

Roi: Stop talking nonsense. It's the luck of the bear.

Roi: It's a pity to eat it because it looks so good. It's better to keep the bear.

Shu Qi: You don't look like a bear.

Roi: Like what?

Shu Qi: The Wolf.

Roi: Do you regret knowing me?

Shu Qi: I don't regret it, but I'm happy.

Roi: If you marry me, I promise to make you feel like drinking honey every day.

Japanese guide: Don't talk to the bear, it will tear you apart.

Shu Qi: I have been torn to pieces.

Mr. Fan: At present, the economy is so depressed that the five major investment banks have gone bankrupt and can't sell anything.