1. Wang Yun: "If you want to capture an animal, you must first devote yourself to the animal!"

Diao Chan: "What is the difference between what my foster father does and that of an animal?"

Wang Yun: "I beg you"

2. Liu Dai: I have General Pan Feng, who holds a mountain ax weighing a hundred kilograms. He has the courage that ten thousand people cannot match. This person will definitely Hua Xiong can be killed.

Yuan Shao: Do ??you dare to fight?

Pan Feng: Why don’t you dare? My big ax has been thirsty for a long time!

3. Chen Gong: Meng De! We have sinned! ! They didn’t kill us, they killed pigs!

Cao Cao: If you want to kill, just kill. Why hesitate and make yourself miserable.

4. A servant of Wang Yun’s family: Master, Lu Bu is here to give Miss Diao Chan a birthday gift.

5. Chen Gong: "There is a reward of a thousand gold pieces on your head, but my head is only fifty gold pieces."

Cao Cao: My head is too expensive, and yours is too cheap, I'm sorry. .

6. Zhang Fei: The slaves of the three surnames must not be so arrogant. The eunuch Zhang Fei is here!

7. 9-year-old Sun Quan: "If I go there in person, wouldn't he be surprised? Wouldn't he be moved?"

8. Dong Zhuo: "It's good to change clothes, it's good to change clothes." ", "It's a pity to leave Diao Chan at home. Besides, the emperor can't wait any longer..."

9. Wang Yun: This is the little girl Diao Chan.

Dong Zhuo: You are really the beauty hidden in the golden house!

10. Cao Cao pursued Dong Zhuo and was defeated.

Yuan Shao said: Mengde, your teacher has returned to the court.

12. Zhang Fei: "Lu Bu, you lost your virginity to a thief!"

13. Zhang Fei: "Second brother, if you try to rob Hua Xiong from me again, I will not recognize you." This is the second brother!" Guan Yu: "Third brother, let the elder brother make the decision!" Liu Bei: "Meng De, you can irritate my two brothers with just one word."

14. Dong Zhuo: "A banquet for all the officials"

13. Wang Yun: "I hope you will like Lu Bu." Diao Chan was shy: "I'm afraid I'm not worthy of General Lu ..."

14. Lu Bu: "Yes, yes, I will propose to Lord Situ right away."

15. When Cao Cao raised his troops, all the generals in his tent said in unison. Said: "Brother, let's go to the alliance!"

16. Dong Zhuo: "Sun Jian is a hero among the princes. As long as he dies, all the princes in China will be pigs, dogs, chickens and ducks. ”

17. Wang Yun: “No wonder I have had enough food and clothing recently”

18. Sun Ce: “Brother, how do you know so much?” Sun Quan: “That’s right.”

20. Dong Zhuo: "I can give Lu Bu anything he wants, except this Diao Chan. I play mahjong again and again... Diao Chan is the best in the world, and we can't bear to part with her!"

21. Cao Cao touched little Sun Quan's face and said with a smile: "This is how you should be when you give birth to a son."

22. Cao Cao looked at Zhao Zilong who had broken through and said to his subordinates, "I love him to death." The shocking classic line of the new Three Kingdoms: If you want to kill an animal, you must first dedicate yourself to the animal

The new version of "Three Kingdoms" has been on air for a few days, but it has already aroused discussions like a torrential river. In addition to the recognized special effects, In addition to its strong points such as the intense plot, it also has many shortcomings that have been criticized. Its shocking lines in time travel are the focus of a new round of criticism from netizens. Some netizens even made spoofs of the lines on this basis, fabricating some unfounded stories. The lines were mixed with real lines and turned into jokes that were widely forwarded on the Internet.

Dong Zhuo: "I didn't expect that he (Yuan Shao) gathered the 18th princes today to rise up against me." (In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Cao Cao became the 18th prince after he assassinated Dong)

Time Travel

●Liu Bei: “Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world.

" (Gu Yanwu of the Qing Dynasty: I want to go back and claim the original copyright...)

●Yuan Shao: Who in the world does not recognize you (Gao Shi of the Tang Dynasty: This is obviously plagiarism of my work "Farewell to Dong Da"!)

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●Xiao Xiao: Master... Master... (By the way, isn't this a popular term for slaves in the Qing Dynasty?)

●Dong Zhuo: Our family is going to invite all the officials to a banquet! "Zan" is a military term from Shanxi. It is used to refer to our troops and horses. It has the meaning of "I", "we", "you and me", etc. It had obvious military characteristics in the Ming Dynasty and represented manliness. In the Ming Dynasty, The eunuchs of the dynasty used it as a self-identification. Another interesting point in this statement is "all officials"...)

●Zhang Fei: The slaves of the third surname, don't leave! Zhang Yide from Yan is here. !

●Lü Bu: What did you call me?

●Zhang Fei: Slave with three surnames

●Lü Bu: Why do you call me three surnames? House slave?

(Lü Bu was called a "house slave with three surnames" because his own surname was Lu, and he later became Ding Yuan's godson, and finally recognized Dong Zhuo as his father. But in the new "Three Kingdoms" In the story, Lu Bu was brought into the tent directly from Xiliang by Dong Zhuo, and the plot of Ding Yuan did not appear at all. In this way, the title of "house slaves with three surnames" is no longer valid)

Ignorant misuse

●Wang Yun: This is the little girl Diao Chan

Dong Zhuo: You are really a beauty hidden in a golden house! (This idiom originated from Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who said that he would build a golden house to marry him. Cousin Chen Ajiao, later used as a metaphor for taking a concubine or hiding a lover)

●Dong Zhuo (called Li Ru): Brother Li... (Li Ru, there is no such person in the official history, "Zizhi Tongjian" "There is this person in Volume 59. In the novel, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor. Calling him Brother Li is completely confusing the seniority.)

●Yuan Shao: Meng De, your class teacher is back. (Cao Cao returned after a great defeat in pursuit of Dong Zhuo, but this idiom is used to describe his return in victory)

Modern usage

Wang Yun (advising Diao Chan): Want to To kill an animal, one must first sacrifice oneself to the animal.

Diao Chan: How is this action of the foster father different from that of an animal?

●Liu Dai: I have General Pan Feng, who holds a hundred catties. A heavy mountain-breaking ax can be used for nothing. This man will definitely kill Hua Xiong.

Yuan Shao: Do ??you dare to fight?

Pan Feng: Why don't I dare? The big ax has been thirsty for a long time!

●Chen Gong: We are guilty!

●Cao Cao: We are guilty! Just kill him, why hesitate and make yourself miserable?

●Wang Yun’s servant: Master, Lu Bu is here to give Miss Diao Chan a birthday gift.

●Cao Cao: Mine. My head is too expensive, and yours is too cheap, sorry.

Ma Chao - "Life is a pile of meat, death is a pile of dirt." "

Cao Cao - "Do your best to obey the destiny. "

Diao Chan - "We are all students, and the biggest conspiracy is cheating in exams. "

Liu Beixiu - "I believe that love can definitely change history. "

Cao Cao - "Nothing in this world is as it should be. "

Ma Chao - "A handsome boy is the killer of a master's wife, and a beautiful girl is the killer of young boys. ”

Huang Zhong——“Just giving love has no results. "

Liu Beixiu - "Just do the right thing, the more you think about it, the scarier it becomes. "

Cao Cao - "Politics is indeed a clever trick. "

Dong Zhuo - "As the saying goes, if there are too many rituals, there will be deception. "

Cao Cao - "The world is very big, everything is possible, and the future is in our hands. "

Cao Cao - "Peace talks are also one of the weapons. "

Zhou Yu - "Politics is about the balance of terror, and there is no permanent enemy in politics.

Cao Cao - "No matter how weird the personality is, there must be weaknesses!" < /p>

Feng Chu - "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

Diao Chan - "The happiest thing for a woman is not only to be loved, but also to be loved by a good person.

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Sun Shangxiang - "Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people. "

Sun Shangxiang - "What do you think is the only extraordinary opportunity for an ordinary person? The answer is - "Let's talk about an extraordinary love." "

Liu Beixiu - "Others say that when God closes a door, he will definitely open a window for you

Guan Yu - "If you feel the shadow, don't be afraid , that’s because there is sunshine behind us. However, we brothers are not afraid of shadows, because we are the sunshine behind each other.”

Art teacher-“The person I love most, what is the person we love most. Where is the person we love the most, the one you most want to meet, see, smell, and touch? ”

Wang Yun - “It depends on everyone to run.” It is best to rely on yourself. As the saying goes, everyone who walks through will leave traces, everyone who lives will leave behind neighbors, and everyone who climbs will leave behind stairs.

The Three Kingdoms Kills Xun Yu. p> Game character introduction:

Xun Yu (163-212), courtesy name Wenruo, was born in Yingyin, Yingchuan (now Xuchang, Henan). He was the chief adviser to Cao Cao in the late Eastern Han Dynasty and an outstanding strategist. Cao Cao praised him as "my son-in-law". When he was appointed as the minister, he was given the posthumous title of "Jinghou". p> Lines for killing Xun Yu in the Three Kingdoms:

Drive the tiger away

Let’s use your hand to challenge him.

This is a plan to drive away the tiger and swallow the wolf.

Follow your fate

I will never give up!

Be loyal and loyal.

Death in battle

The lord wants his minister to die, so he has to die...

Game character skills introduction:

Drive the Tiger - During the card play stage, you can fight with a person who has more physical strength than you. If you win, the character will cause 1 point of damage to another character within its attack range. If you don't win, it will cause 1 point of damage to you.

Life Saving - Whenever you take 1 point of damage, you can make a character replenish the number of cards in his hand equal to his maximum physical strength (up to five cards at most).

★If when Xun Yu activates "Life Saving", the number of cards in the designated target character's hand is more than or equal to its maximum physical strength, no cards will be replenished.

★When you receive more than 1 point of damage at a time. , you can order different target characters to draw cards in sequence. New Three Kingdoms Funny Quotations

1. Dong Zhuo: A banquet for all the officials.

2. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a man who cannot be helped.

3. Guan Yu: Brother, you still haven’t seen me?

4. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Sima Zhao’s heart.

5. Yuan Shao said: Xu Youshan. I have twenty soldiers.

6. Cao Cao: Who wants to be the vanguard officer?

7. Dong Zhuo said to his son-in-law Li Ru: Brother Li

9. Cao Cao: I forgot about this, hurry up! Rumor has it that Pound is back.

10. Cao Cao: Yeah. Now I am God, bring it.

11. Cheng Yu: Your Majesty, the Prime Minister asked your Majesty to grant permission for hunting.

12. Guan Yu: The general has excellent marksmanship and good luck.

13. King Wei! At the end of the day, please be the vanguard. I swear to capture Guan Yu and offer him to my subordinates!

14. Lu Bu: My Diao Chan is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!

15. Cao Cao: I was wrong about what happened just now, and I apologize to you.

16. Zhang Fei: The slaves of the three surnames must not be so arrogant. The eunuch Zhang Fei is here!

17. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is so luxurious, I can’t even miss Shu here.

18. Pound: If the King of Wei takes my military seal, I will kill him here today!

19. Sun Ce, I have been chasing you since Lujiang City, and I have chased you for eight hundred miles!

20. Zhuge Liang opened the thatched cottage: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here, haha, Liu Bei is here.

21. Cao Cao pursued Dong Zhuo and was defeated. Yuan Shao said: Mengde, your teacher has returned to the court.

22. Liu Bei: As a brother, follow me in the battle. Fight until the last moment and commit suicide!

23. A servant of Wang Yun’s family: Master, Lu Bu is here to give Miss Diao Chan a birthday gift.

24. Zhang Fei: Lu Bu, you lost your virginity to a thief! (Lü Buza did it, haha.)

25. Boy: My husband knew that distinguished guests would be visiting in the near future, so he went on a long trip.

26. Gong Jin: It’s just that I can no longer see Soochow’s military flag planted on the top of Jingzhou City!

27. 9-year-old Sun Quan: I went there in person, wouldn’t he be surprised? Isn't he moved?

28. Guan Yu: Yes, yes, the truth of the whole world lies in your eight-foot-long snake spear.

29. Guan Yu: Brother, if Kong Ming has eight brothers, will you come eight times?

30. Xu You: A bunch of foodies! Damn it! Are you here to fight or to flirt?

31. After Cao Cao found out that he had killed the wrong person, he said: They didn’t want to kill us, they wanted to kill pigs.

32. Yu Jin: I will finally obey my orders! Please ask the King of Wei to send another general as the vanguard to accompany me to fight against Guan Yu.

33. Zhang Fei: I, Zhang Yide, am the most reasonable person, second brother, don’t you think so?

34. Cao Cao: It seems that Hanzhong suffered a few small defeats, and everyone is unwilling to fight! All scared! Yeah?

35. Cao Cao: Go to the supervisor and get 30 military sticks. That's all, let it go. Xu Chu: No, it’s inevitable.

36. Cao Cao: I want to go to Liu Bei personally. Haven't you heard the story of visiting the thatched cottage three times? Be sincere.

37. Prime Minister: Lord! Yongliang can be pacified, the Central Plains can be pacified, and the Han Dynasty can be revived!

38. Liu Bei: Although I didn’t see Mr. Kong Ming, I saw his brother after all, so I didn’t have time to run away.

39. Yuan Shao said: Tian Feng, you have repeatedly insulted me, and I have endured it again and again. Today I can't bear it no matter what.

40. Cao Cao: Why don’t you think about it the other way around? If you kill Guan Yu, wouldn't you become a powerful person in the world?

41. Dong Zhuo: It’s good to change clothes, it’s good to change clothes. It’s a pity to leave Diao Chan at home. Besides, the emperor can’t wait any longer.

42. After Liu Bei heard about Cao Cao’s murder in his dream, he said: It turns out that the prime minister was not in the dream, but the world was in the dream.

43. Yuan Shao said: Tian Feng is insulting me again. He wrote a letter asking me to cease the war. I finally understood why Tian Feng was given death.

44. Yu Jin: Report to the King of Wei, since the Battle of Xiliang, the last general has been ordered to camp in the fields and fight in battle for a long time. I'm just afraid that I will miss the important event of King Wei.

45. Lu Bu: I have a square halberd that can break gold and stone! I have a red rabbit and horse, and I can walk across rivers, lakes and ponds as if I were walking on flat ground! Why should I be afraid of Cao Cao?

46. Cao Cao: You know, Yuan Shu has become emperor! It almost made me laugh to death! Why! I misjudged Yuan Shu, and this is my fault.

47. Liu Bei: General of Han Zuo, Marquis of Ting of Yicheng, leader of Yuzhou Shepherd, Imperial Uncle Liu Keguan, your name is too long, I can’t remember it.

48. Wang Yun: This is the little girl Diao Chan. Dong Zhuo: You are really the beauty hidden in the golden house! (Haha. What is the relationship between Diao Chan and Wang Yun?)

49. Chen Gong: There is a thousand gold reward on your head, but my head is only fifty gold. Cao Cao: My head is too expensive, and yours is too cheap. Sorry.

50. Yu Jin: Those were all given by the Prime Minister in front of the formation. But this time, Guan Yu became a famous warrior and shocked the world. The general is worried that he will not be able to defeat him.

51. Wang Yun: If you want to capture an animal, you must first devote yourself to the animal! Diao Chan: What is the difference between what my adoptive father does and what an animal does? Wang Yun: I beg you.

52. Cao Cao: What are you talking about! When a general only knows how to farm, can he still be called a general? Haven't you fought many bad battles in the past? Have you accomplished many feats?

53. Chen Gong: Meng De! We have sinned! They didn’t kill us, they killed pigs! Cao Cao: If you want to kill, just kill. Why hesitate and make yourself miserable.

54. Cao Cao: Yu Jin, all the generals have just returned from Hanzhong, and each has his or her own injuries. You are my general who has not been in battle for many years. How about you go to this battle?

55. Pang De: Then Guan Yu is a human being, and I am a human being too! Then Guan Yu has a sword, and I also have a sword! What should I fear? Why doesn't King Wei ask Guan Yu if he's afraid of me?

56. Cao Cao: There are 80,000 elite troops stationed in Xuzhou. There are 80,000! Even if you have 80,000 steamed buns, Liu Bei would have to chew them for half a month. How could he just throw them away? .

57. Cheng Yu: The first time the Prime Minister laughed, he attracted Zhao Yun; the second time he laughed, he attracted Zhang Fei and almost killed us! I beg you, Prime Minister, please stop laughing!

58. Liu Bei: I am one of the Five Tiger Generals. Three people have died so far, each at the hands of Sun Quan. I swear to dig up the graves of three generations of the Sun family. It is said that the three armies obeyed the order and attacked Yiling.

59. Xu You: In fact, you, Cao Mengde, are not that scary at all, but it is precisely the fear of you in the hearts of those mediocre people that not only fuels but also makes you strong.

60. At Wang Yun’s birthday banquet, Cao Cao looked at the ministers who were in pain and said: All the men in the room are acting like daughters. You just cry from dusk to dawn. You can make Dong Zhuo cry to death!

61. Cao Cao: Okay then! Let me, an old man like me, be the vanguard officer for General Yu Jin! When I go, I will definitely fight with Guan Yu for my life. Please sit in and watch!

62. Zhang Fei: Oh my god, how did you fight this battle? Even if the 800,000-strong army stretched out its neck for Cao Jun to chop him, it would still take days and nights to chop him. Liu Bei: Don't talk nonsense, Yide.

63. Liu Bei: Why am I so stupid! Even I would have thought that Zhang Ren would set up an ambush, how could the military advisor not think of it! Luofengpo! Luofengpo! Give me back my military advisor! Give me back my military advisor!

64. Cao Cao: Based on these few words of yours, I still dare not hand over an army to you. You will be outside, and your orders will not be accepted. Once you arrive in front of the army and hold the military talisman in your hand, who can control you?

65. Cao Cao: Pound! If you lead troops to surrender to your old master, it means that you are loyal to your old master. If you lead troops to fight Guan Yu, it means you are loyal to me. No matter what you do, you are a loyal person.

66. Cao Cao: Pound! good! It seems that there is still one person in our army who has not been frightened by Guan Yu. Pang De, let me ask you, Guan Yu is so powerful that he has not faced an opponent in more than ten years. Are you not afraid of him?

67. Sima Zhao: Commander-in-Chief, these soldiers are all drunk. How can they respond to the enemy once there is a police officer? No problem! Plant my handsome flag all over the hills. After hearing the news, the Shu army will have to retreat thirty miles even if they don't lose heart!

68. Cao Cao: OK! Pang De, for your arrogance, I will reward you with a two-level promotion and make you a vanguard. Together with Yu Jin, you will lead 80,000 troops to Fancheng to fight against Guan Yu. I will provide 200,000 troops of my own as your backup.

69. Cao Cao: This seven-star sword was unknown and unknown until I, Cao Cao, used this sword to assassinate Dong Zhuo. It was a pity that the Dong thief was not destined to die. Why, now, are you going to use it to kill me?

70. Cao Zhen: Dear generals, when I took office, I boasted about Haikou, saying that I would be able to retreat from the enemy within half a month! The governor made a mistake! The governor made a mistake! It has been eighteen days since the governor took office. He is three days late, three days late!

71. Liu Dai: I have General Pan Feng, who holds a mountain-breaking ax weighing a hundred kilograms. He is brave enough to kill Hua Xiong. Yuan Shao: Do ??you dare to fight? Pan Feng: Why don't you dare? My big ax has been thirsty for a long time!

72. Cao Cao: Pang De, it’s not that I can’t trust you. Your old master Ma Chao is now under Liu Bei's account, and your brother is also an official in Sichuan and Shu. If I use you, the generals will also criticize you, which may shake the morale of the army. So you'd better return to your duties.

73. Xu You: We can leave aside whether Cao Cao’s military order is a trick. But I never thought that Cao Cao's scheming impression would be more terrifying than his own scheming!

74. Cao Cao pursued Dong Zhuo and was defeated after being ambushed. After returning to the camp, he saw all the princes drinking wine and angrily cursed Yuan Shao: I also have something heartbreaking to say to you.

Just like a common man, they don’t want to conspire with each other!

75. Lu Bu was defeated and came to surrender to Liu Bei. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu repeatedly persuaded him not to accept him. Liu Bei said: Didn’t Cao Cao have a famous saying that he would rather let me betray the world than teach the world to betray me. I also have a famous saying, I would rather see people in the world fail me than me.

76. Cao Cao: I would like to report: General Yuan Shao, Cheng Tianwei, led the king's army and took the lead in annihilating Gongsun Zan for the court in one fell swoop. He took over the land of seven counties in Youzhou. The court should reward him with grace. The Jin Dynasty granted Yuan Shao the title. To protect the country and enjoy the Nine Tins, lead the world's military marshal

77. Pang De: Returning to the King of Wei, when I was injured and captured, the King of Wei not only did not kill me, but also treated me favorably! I am deeply grateful for your kindness and kindness, but I can hardly repay it even if my life is ruined! Today, I am a pioneer to kill the enemy and repay my kindness. How dare I have any different intentions! Please let the king of Wei take a closer look!

78. Ma Su: Thank you for the length of the article! Ma Su, alive, cannot follow the generals to conquer the rebels. Death, please bless our Shu generals and soldiers to overcome all obstacles and become invincible! When the generals make great achievements in the Northern Expedition, Ma Su will be happy under the Nine Springs!

79. My dear, you are seventy-six years old, how can I bear it? Wang Lang: Your Majesty, although I am old, my ambition is not old. People say that Zhuge Liang is close to a demon, but I don’t believe this evil! I have long wanted to capture the demon and fight Zhuge Liang in front of the battle array! Let’s see if it’s Mo Gao or Dao Gao!

80. When Cao Cao and Sun Jian discussed the Allied invasion strategy, Sun Jian sighed with hatred that iron cannot become steel: Alas! Our leader really missed a good opportunity! But Cao Cao said: Brother Wentai, you really praise Yuan Shao too much. He didn't even see this golden opportunity, so why should he miss it?

81. Yu Jin: King Wei, this Pang De was originally Ma Chao's deputy general, and he had no choice but to submit to King Wei. Now his old master is with Liu Bei, and he has become a general of the Five Tigers. His brother Pang Rou has become the governor of Xichuan. The king of Wei made him a vanguard, but the general was worried that he was just pouring oil to put out the fire! Ask the King of Wei to think twice and change his general.

82. Zhang Fei: Second brother, if you try to rob Hua Xiong from me again, I will not recognize you as second brother! Guan Yu: Third brother, let the elder brother make the decision! Liu Bei: Meng De, you can see how you can irritate my two brothers with just one word (these two people are so loved by Hua Xiong that they will turn against each other.)

83. Zhou Yu: Zijing , I have to blame you for this matter. If Liu Xuande wants to wipe his neck, just let him wipe it. Why are you stopping him? Are you waiting for you to come out and plead for mercy when the emperor and his ministers are beating gongs and drums and singing together? You are just too kind!