2. Hard life needs no explanation!

How can you say you are crazy? If you have a brain, too.

4, three cobblers, smelly Zhuge Liang.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

I like humorous people, not funny people.

7. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

8. It's always bad to quarrel. Why not just fight?

9. Your head and ass are upside down again.

10, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

1 1, frozen for three feet, not thawed unless it is in a microwave oven.

12, life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

13, your explanation is shielding, shielding is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.

14, as the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

15, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

16, the word love is amazing, which is taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

17, this is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet.

18, don't think that the world has abandoned you, but it doesn't care about you at all.

19, never discriminate against a madman, he just has a different world view from yours.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2 1, I have to find myself before I settle down and find the right partner.

22. What's your situation? You have an ID card at most.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

Bet me, it's not what you want, it's what I have.

I am allergic to time.

26. Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

27, well said, said a lot, why didn't I understand?

28. You must have put your head and ass back again.

29. A good dog won't get in the way, but all that gets in the way are roadblocks.

30. I thought I was God, able to settle myself and help all beings.

3 1. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

32. The left eye jumps and the peach blossoms open. The right eye jumps and the chrysanthemums bloom.

Stubborn than an ox, just like a rhinoceros.

34. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has a morning and a night.

As the saying goes, money talks.

36. Lu Chunqiu has a cloud: My Lord is my Spring and Autumn, and I love it.

37. Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, especially ugly.

38. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let someone else find it.

39. Always put the important things in an important place, and then forget that important place completely.

40. Never underestimate the degree of human shame.